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No girls on the internet, except landwhales...

 
Anonymous Coward
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12/26/2012 10:38 PM
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No girls on the internet, except landwhales...
Why is it so hard to find a decent looking girl who's into intelligent stuff like conspiracies? Most decent looking ones are on facebook attention whorring and are into vain stuff like shoes and stupid gay music, and the rest are landwhales.
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12/26/2012 10:40 PM
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Re: No girls on the internet, except landwhales...
We aren't all grotesque... maybe you just haven't looked hard enough
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12/26/2012 10:42 PM
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Re: No girls on the internet, except landwhales...
Why is it so hard to find a decent looking girl who's into intelligent stuff like conspiracies? Most decent looking ones are on facebook attention whorring and are into vain stuff like shoes and stupid gay music, and the rest are landwhales.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21190903


Completely untrue. Statistically impossible. Not looking in the right place. Stop looking for women in the Duncan Hines forum.
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12/26/2012 10:46 PM
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Re: No girls on the internet, except landwhales...
and dont get sucked in ladies if hes next post requires pics to'prove' youre not landwhales.
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12/26/2012 10:47 PM
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Re: No girls on the internet, except landwhales...
We aren't all grotesque... maybe you just haven't looked hard enough
 Quoting: Lulu-girl


pics or gtfo
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12/26/2012 10:54 PM
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Re: No girls on the internet, except landwhales...
Why is it so hard to find a decent looking girl who's into intelligent stuff like conspiracies?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21190903


Have you tried romantic quotes from Spiderman?

Anonymous Coward
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12/26/2012 10:55 PM
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Re: No girls on the internet, except landwhales...
Thar she blows!!!!!

Get yer harpoons out, ya land lubbin' son of a sea dog!!
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12/26/2012 10:56 PM
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Re: No girls on the internet, except landwhales...
Sorry to say that, but you doesn't seem to be able to get a nice chick ;)
Go walk around your block, maybe you will meet someone :D
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12/26/2012 11:01 PM
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Re: No girls on the internet, except landwhales...
Why is it so hard to find a decent looking girl who's into intelligent stuff like conspiracies? Most decent looking ones are on facebook attention whorring and are into vain stuff like shoes and stupid gay music, and the rest are landwhales.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21190903


Why is it so hard to find a man who doesn't play head games, isn't addicted to porn, isnt verbally and\or physically abusive, and isnt a pathological liar/cheater?

At least my clothes and shoes make me feel pretty and my favorite music cheers me up.
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12/26/2012 11:02 PM
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Re: No girls on the internet, except landwhales...
We aren't all grotesque... maybe you just haven't looked hard enough
 Quoting: Lulu-girl


pics or gtfo
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21190903


^^typical.
say hello to your hand again.
Anonymous Coward
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12/26/2012 11:13 PM
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Re: No girls on the internet, except landwhales...
Well I was trying to strike a conversation in zest and I got pretty nasty comments. So I think these forums are attracting pretty nasty men so I am not surprised by the response you get in return.

In my thread I want to get married ask me a question.
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12/26/2012 11:17 PM
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Re: No girls on the internet, except landwhales...
Well I was trying to strike a conversation in zest and I got pretty nasty comments. So I think these forums are attracting pretty nasty men so I am not surprised by the response you get in return.

In my thread I want to get married ask me a question.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21936207


Why do you want to get married? Its a lot of work and people change once you become theirs. You think you know someone and then you get married and they own you.
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12/26/2012 11:18 PM
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Re: No girls on the internet, except landwhales...
Why is it so hard to find a man who doesn't play head games, isn't addicted to porn, isnt verbally and\or physically abusive, and isnt a pathological liar/cheater?

At least my clothes and shoes make me feel pretty and my favorite music cheers me up.


Clothes and music apparently completely satisfies this one...so be it!
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12/26/2012 11:18 PM
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Re: No girls on the internet, except landwhales...
I don't really think the Internet is even a promising place to find women anyways. :)
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12/26/2012 11:28 PM

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Re: No girls on the internet, except landwhales...
Why is it so hard to find a decent looking girl who's into intelligent stuff like conspiracies? Most decent looking ones are on facebook attention whorring and are into vain stuff like shoes and stupid gay music, and the rest are landwhales.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21190903


If you cant get a cute girl you must not be cute, pretty girls love goodlooking guys. You must be setting your hopes to high, stay on your own level
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12/26/2012 11:28 PM
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Re: No girls on the internet, except landwhales...
Why is it so hard to find a decent looking girl who's into intelligent stuff like conspiracies? Most decent looking ones are on facebook attention whorring and are into vain stuff like shoes and stupid gay music, and the rest are landwhales.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21190903


These are the ones who will die first, when the SHTF.

They will probably not die from hunger though. They will die after not having working cell phone for over 24 hours.
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12/26/2012 11:28 PM
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Re: No girls on the internet, except landwhales...
Hey OP,

What makes you so sure the intelligent, attractive women aren't just avoiding you in the first place because you're not an intelligent, attractive person yourself?
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12/26/2012 11:30 PM
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Re: No girls on the internet, except landwhales...
Why is it so hard to find a decent looking girl who's into intelligent stuff like conspiracies? Most decent looking ones are on facebook attention whorring and are into vain stuff like shoes and stupid gay music, and the rest are landwhales.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21190903


If you cant get a cute girl you must not be cute, pretty girls love goodlooking guys. You must be setting your hopes to high, stay on your own level
 Quoting: MONSTER


That's pure Bullshit.

80% of all women are chasing after about 15% of all men. Even mediocre and homely women have convinced themselves that they are "princesses".

This is a result of NON-STOP media brainwashing.
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12/26/2012 11:32 PM
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Re: No girls on the internet, except landwhales...
Why is it so hard to find a man who doesn't play head games, isn't addicted to porn, isnt verbally and\or physically abusive, and isnt a pathological liar/cheater?

At least my clothes and shoes make me feel pretty and my favorite music cheers me up.


Clothes and music apparently completely satisfies this one...so be it!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18535219


Wow.... Just... Wow.

People are so incredibly shallow nowadays. They're like MILLIONS of redundant clones that have no real meaning, or purpose in life.

I can understand how the "elite" would want to eliminate most of them.
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12/26/2012 11:35 PM
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Re: No girls on the internet, except landwhales...
Why is it so hard to find a man who doesn't play head games, isn't addicted to porn, isnt verbally and\or physically abusive, and isnt a pathological liar/cheater?

At least my clothes and shoes make me feel pretty and my favorite music cheers me up.


Clothes and music apparently completely satisfies this one...so be it!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18535219


After he 'breaks' me, he buys me things. Its his way of controlling me. And I'm used to it now. Besides most men are all the same.
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12/26/2012 11:36 PM
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Re: No girls on the internet, except landwhales...
Why is it so hard to find a decent looking girl who's into intelligent stuff like conspiracies? Most decent looking ones are on facebook attention whorring and are into vain stuff like shoes and stupid gay music, and the rest are landwhales.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21190903


Canada has Landwhales? Wow, I haven't been there in some time.

Last time I was there all I seen were good looking ladies.

But, then again, I wasn't looking to "hook-up" with chicks on the internet.

Perhaps, looking in person would be a better strategy.

You know, like ask a girl out to Denny's resturant (if they have them near you) for the late night special.

That way you can eye them up and discard the Land-Whales.

(and why don't land whales join a gym and walk on the treadmill or something. Seriously, don't they know that actuly helps to lose weight.)

Land whales--Lol
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12/26/2012 11:37 PM
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Re: No girls on the internet, except landwhales...
Why is it so hard to find a man who doesn't play head games, isn't addicted to porn, isnt verbally and\or physically abusive, and isnt a pathological liar/cheater?

At least my clothes and shoes make me feel pretty and my favorite music cheers me up.


Clothes and music apparently completely satisfies this one...so be it!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18535219


Wow.... Just... Wow.

People are so incredibly shallow nowadays. They're like MILLIONS of redundant clones that have no real meaning, or purpose in life.

I can understand how the "elite" would want to eliminate most of them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30921718


yes, its true.
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12/26/2012 11:39 PM
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Re: No girls on the internet, except landwhales...
After he 'breaks' me, he buys me things. Its his way of controlling me. And I'm used to it now. Besides most men are all the same.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27946647


Nah. Only men that have no emotional attachment to you. The guy you're describing obviously just wants to have sex. Not a relationship.

He buys you things so you still put out...
Anonymous Coward
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12/26/2012 11:40 PM
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Re: No girls on the internet, except landwhales...
back at ya, why you cant find someone local?
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12/26/2012 11:40 PM
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Re: No girls on the internet, except landwhales...
After he 'breaks' me, he buys me things. Its his way of controlling me. And I'm used to it now. Besides most men are all the same.

And you accept being with these types of men...
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/26/2012 11:42 PM
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Re: No girls on the internet, except landwhales...
Why is it so hard to find a man who doesn't play head games, isn't addicted to porn, isnt verbally and\or physically abusive, and isnt a pathological liar/cheater?

At least my clothes and shoes make me feel pretty and my favorite music cheers me up.


Clothes and music apparently completely satisfies this one...so be it!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18535219


After he 'breaks' me, he buys me things. Its his way of controlling me. And I'm used to it now. Besides most men are all the same.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27946647


Just like most women are all the same.
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12/26/2012 11:45 PM
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Re: No girls on the internet, except landwhales...
After he 'breaks' me, he buys me things. Its his way of controlling me. And I'm used to it now. Besides most men are all the same.

And you accept being with these types of men...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18535219


Are you serious? What do you mean break?
Anonymous Coward
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12/26/2012 11:46 PM
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Re: No girls on the internet, except landwhales...
Break = the wishbone.
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12/26/2012 11:48 PM
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Re: No girls on the internet, except landwhales...
After he 'breaks' me, he buys me things. Its his way of controlling me. And I'm used to it now. Besides most men are all the same.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27946647


Nah. Only men that have no emotional attachment to you. The guy you're describing obviously just wants to have sex. Not a relationship.

He buys you things so you still put out...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30928173


We dont have sex.
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12/26/2012 11:50 PM
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Re: No girls on the internet, except landwhales...
After he 'breaks' me, he buys me things. Its his way of controlling me. And I'm used to it now. Besides most men are all the same.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27946647


Nah. Only men that have no emotional attachment to you. The guy you're describing obviously just wants to have sex. Not a relationship.

He buys you things so you still put out...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30928173


We dont have sex.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27946647


Then why would you say he exerts control over you?

If it's only platonic, would he not be a selfless person for buying you things?
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12/26/2012 11:53 PM
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Re: No girls on the internet, except landwhales...
After he 'breaks' me, he buys me things. Its his way of controlling me. And I'm used to it now. Besides most men are all the same.

And you accept being with these types of men...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18535219


Yes. I have no self esteem. And I dont feel any emotions.

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