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OK Land Whales (Especially Candian Ones) Read This and Please Answer it

 
Anonymous Coward
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12/26/2012 11:42 PM
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Ok, for some reason people think that Candian ladies onlne are mostly "Land Whales".

I don't know if this is true or not, because the last time I went to Canada the Ladies looked very attractive and fit.

So, why if someone is a "Land Whale", Candian or not, would she not join a Gym and walk on the treadmill.

Because this is proven to cause weight loss.

These ladies (the "Land Whale" ones) have to know being a Land Whale will seriously impact their ability to get a good man.

It seems so obvious to do this, I cannot understand why anyone would not.
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12/26/2012 11:49 PM
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12/27/2012 12:02 AM
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'Land whale' seems a bit derogatory, the correct term is 'slough shark'.
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12/27/2012 12:07 AM
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I just call them buffalo gals, or buffaloes for short.
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12/27/2012 12:27 AM
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Him Again
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12/27/2012 12:47 AM
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...she's just big boned.
Anonymous Coward
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12/27/2012 12:52 AM
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Or MAYBE stupid people just generalize too much when bitching about their own problems, leading to silly misconceptions that don't actually exist anywhere but GLP.
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12/27/2012 12:53 AM
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"Land whales" LOL! Funny term. Not sure why it's specific to the female of the human species. Plenty of male land whales out there, too.
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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12/27/2012 12:55 AM
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the first time i heard of the term 'land whale' was about 2 minutes ago..

THEN i look down the threads, and there's ANOTHER thread using the term 'land whale' in its title also LOL
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12/27/2012 12:56 AM
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1 star, you fat basher. A lot of men aren't as superficial as you, haven't been brainwashed into the western standard of beauty and don't base their decisions on the superficial. In the ancient world big was beautiful as it was a status symbol. Only the uber rich could afford to be over-weight. In China today large men are considered sexy for the same reason.

But that's ok. You go back to your MTV and Cosmo standard of beauty.
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12/27/2012 12:58 AM

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...she's just big boned.
 Quoting: Him Again 29591477


no, the new descriptor is "cuddly"
Worry is a misuse of the imagination.
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12/27/2012 01:07 AM

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Actually, I have heard that the majority of men prefer women that are overwieght.
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12/27/2012 01:14 AM
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I just call them buffalo gals, or buffaloes for short.
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If they were all skinnies, then Buffalo Bill would not be able to fill his Well.

rofl

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12/27/2012 10:18 AM
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I just call them buffalo gals, or buffaloes for short.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18535219


Use "Buffys", they think it sounds cute.
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12/27/2012 10:22 AM
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According to some theories we are all land whales:

[link to en.wikipedia.org]

The aquatic ape hypothesis (AAH) is a hypothesis about human evolution, which posits that the ancestors of modern humans spent a period of time adapting to life in a wet environment. AAH emerged from the observation that some traits that set humans apart from other primates have parallels in aquatic mammals. It was first proposed by German pathologist Max Westenhöfer in 1942, and then independently by British marine biologist Alister Hardy in 1960. After Hardy, the most prominent proponent has been British screenwriter Elaine Morgan, who has written several books on the topic

Return to the sea!

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12/27/2012 10:37 AM
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We need the blubber to keep us warm in our igloo'.

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