Us Conspiracy Theorists Need to Reproduce!

I will take this seriously and offer some sensible suggestions...

1) Exercise and nutrition until you look like a fitness model.
2) Grooming is the most important thing, become perfect. Get a tan, and clear up any acne you have.
3) Have an outlet for your passion...such as GLP, close friends...no need to talk about this with dates. No need to let the passion overflow from contained areas in life.
4) On that note, dedicate energy to other parts of your life, such as career, hobbies, etc. Have a well balanced life.

I think those things will help.

2000 = 1010100010100101001 Bit Memory

2012 = Earth's Second 26,000 Year Rotation aka POE

End of World = ?

No need to reproduce.

I'm sorry but I find it selfish and just plain rude to bring a child into a world this fucked up. Unless some major change happens that is.

I can see the other side of the arguement too however, that we need as many awake people as possible.

We try to reproduce, but every time we do, the reptilian overlords in government manage to replace our suitors with GMO clones that have RFID tracking chips. This wouldn't be so bad, except the UFOs flown by the grey aliens open a portal from Nibiru and use their telepathic abilities to trigger our MK-Ultra brainwashing. After that, we just go into our bunkers and say to hell with the sheeple and their gay midget sex.

Doing my part OP. Never wear condoms and banging anything with boobs.

Pretty much me with my dong ---->






Last Edited by Chris12138 on 12/27/2012 12:23 AM