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Us Conspiracy Theorists Need to Reproduce!

 
Anonymous Coward
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12/26/2012 11:46 PM
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Us Conspiracy Theorists Need to Reproduce!
Spread your dating tips here!

Be fruitful and multiply!
Anonymous Coward
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12/26/2012 11:51 PM
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I will take this seriously and offer some sensible suggestions...

1) Exercise and nutrition until you look like a fitness model.
2) Grooming is the most important thing, become perfect. Get a tan, and clear up any acne you have.
3) Have an outlet for your passion...such as GLP, close friends...no need to talk about this with dates. No need to let the passion overflow from contained areas in life.
4) On that note, dedicate energy to other parts of your life, such as career, hobbies, etc. Have a well balanced life.

I think those things will help.
Superheavyweight
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12/26/2012 11:55 PM
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2000 = 1010100010100101001 Bit Memory

2012 = Earth's Second 26,000 Year Rotation aka POE

End of World = ?
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12/26/2012 11:55 PM
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Superheavyweight
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12/26/2012 11:56 PM
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No need to reproduce.
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12/27/2012 12:01 AM
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Anonymous Coward
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12/27/2012 12:04 AM
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I'm sorry but I find it selfish and just plain rude to bring a child into a world this fucked up. Unless some major change happens that is.

I can see the other side of the arguement too however, that we need as many awake people as possible.
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12/27/2012 12:15 AM
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We try to reproduce, but every time we do, the reptilian overlords in government manage to replace our suitors with GMO clones that have RFID tracking chips. This wouldn't be so bad, except the UFOs flown by the grey aliens open a portal from Nibiru and use their telepathic abilities to trigger our MK-Ultra brainwashing. After that, we just go into our bunkers and say to hell with the sheeple and their gay midget sex.
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12/27/2012 12:22 AM

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Doing my part OP. Never wear condoms and banging anything with boobs.

Pretty much me with my dong ----> hunter




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Last Edited by Gator! on 12/27/2012 12:23 AM

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