We try to reproduce, but every time we do, the reptilian overlords in government manage to replace our suitors with GMO clones that have RFID tracking chips. This wouldn't be so bad, except the UFOs flown by the grey aliens open a portal from Nibiru and use their telepathic abilities to trigger our MK-Ultra brainwashing. After that, we just go into our bunkers and say to hell with the sheeple and their gay midget sex.