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Doctors' Want Kitchen knives Ban in UK......

 
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12/27/2012 12:37 AM
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You already have to be over 18 to buy a kitchen knife.

You can't buy a pack of paracetomols with more than 16 in it .. then you can't buy more than two packs at a time.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20756371


Sounds like kindergarten over there.
 Quoting: Sunyata


It is. You see people with walking sticks with 4 packs of paracetomols being told they can't buy them and having two packs confiscated.

Happens often.
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12/27/2012 12:38 AM
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You already have to be over 18 to buy a kitchen knife.

You can't buy a pack of paracetomols with more than 16 in it .. then you can't buy more than two packs at a time.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20756371


Sounds like kindergarten over there.
 Quoting: Sunyata


It is. You see people with walking sticks with 4 packs of paracetomols being told they can't buy them and having two packs confiscated.

Happens often.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20756371


nothing like the government thinking they know best.
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12/27/2012 12:39 AM

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Ban kites. Ban skin. Ban medicine. Be a muslim. <sarcasm>
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I thought pointy knives were already banned?
Think of your children's future after all.... They'll be free of crime and violence!

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12/27/2012 12:41 AM
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Re: Doctors' Want Kitchen knives Ban in UK......
Ban kites. Ban skin. Ban medicine. Be a muslim. <sarcasm>
 Quoting: pool


ban rocks, ban soccer, ban cricket, ban horse riding
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12/27/2012 12:49 AM
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Ban kites. Ban skin. Ban medicine. Be a muslim. <sarcasm>
 Quoting: pool


ban rocks, ban soccer, ban cricket, ban horse riding
 Quoting: sonic doom


Water too. According to E.U it does not cure thirst, but it does drown people.
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12/27/2012 12:51 AM
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Re: Doctors' Want Kitchen knives Ban in UK......
Or people drown in it. Even worse because we are enabling them.
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12/27/2012 12:51 AM
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too funny......hilarious!
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12/27/2012 12:52 AM

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ban going outside, its too dangerous
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12/27/2012 12:52 AM
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Re: Doctors' Want Kitchen knives Ban in UK......
Or people drown in it. Even worse because we are enabling them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30443180


ban food as well. I would hate for someone to chock on it.
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12/27/2012 12:53 AM
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I hope the Muzzies eventually take over the UK. They're so stupid, they deserve as much. They deserve a hard dose of Sharia Law.
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12/27/2012 12:54 AM
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Re: Doctors' Want Kitchen knives Ban in UK......
Or people drown in it. Even worse because we are enabling them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30443180


ban food as well. I would hate for someone to chock on it.
 Quoting: sonic doom


Here, I thought ahead already;
Thread: Petition to ban everything!
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12/27/2012 12:55 AM
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They're coming to take us away ha ha...and they don't want us to have ANYTHING to defend ourselves with. No even a bread knife (that'll be next, you can guarantee it)
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I hope the Muzzies eventually take over the UK. They're so stupid, they deserve as much. They deserve a hard dose of Sharia Law.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29759427


the sharp objects do not apply to the muzzies. Only the brits. How else can they fully enjoy Sharia.
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12/27/2012 12:55 AM
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Re: Doctors' Want Kitchen knives Ban in UK......
No quantity of aspirin packs but they still sell them in packs of 16 just the same.
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That's just ridiculous.

We need less government oversight, worldwide if you ask me.
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12/27/2012 12:56 AM
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ban going outside, its too dangerous
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dangerous indoors too

bathtubs kill people every day

ban baths!
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Re: Doctors' Want Kitchen knives Ban in UK......
Or people drown in it. Even worse because we are enabling them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30443180


ban food as well. I would hate for someone to chock on it.
 Quoting: sonic doom


Here, I thought ahead already;
Thread: Petition to ban everything!
 Quoting: Sunyata


Ban England! laugh
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12/27/2012 12:57 AM
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Re: Doctors' Want Kitchen knives Ban in UK......
No quantity of aspirin packs but they still sell them in packs of 16 just the same.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20756371


That's just ridiculous.

We need less government oversight, worldwide if you ask me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8397139


agreed.
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12/27/2012 12:58 AM
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Come on people! Let's skip right to it and just bane fingers!

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Re: Doctors' Want Kitchen knives Ban in UK......
Or people drown in it. Even worse because we are enabling them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30443180


ban food as well. I would hate for someone to chock on it.
 Quoting: sonic doom


Here, I thought ahead already;
Thread: Petition to ban everything!
 Quoting: Sunyata


Maybe the government can process all their food so they don't choke.
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12/27/2012 12:59 AM
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Re: Doctors' Want Kitchen knives Ban in UK......
I don't believe this shit! I thought I'd stay away from GLP for a while, and the first time I open it again - THIS!

I'm so fucked off.
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12/27/2012 12:59 AM
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Re: Doctors' Want Kitchen knives Ban in UK......
Come on people! Let's skip right to it and just bane fingers!

drevil
 Quoting: Logical Paradox


they can take on eye out. rockon
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12/27/2012 01:00 AM

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Ban books, ban sewing, ban electricity.
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Re: Doctors' Want Kitchen knives Ban in UK......
Or people drown in it. Even worse because we are enabling them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30443180


ban food as well. I would hate for someone to chock on it.
 Quoting: sonic doom


Here, I thought ahead already;
Thread: Petition to ban everything!
 Quoting: Sunyata


Maybe the government can process all their food so they don't choke.
 Quoting: sonic doom


Maybe they can create an ass wiping program. I do get lazy wiping every single freaking time...
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12/27/2012 01:04 AM
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updated 2005 ?

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I thought that upon reviewing the link that it would be a satire blog however, that is not the case and numerous sites feature this subject using various statistics to bolster their case.

Often when British anti gun fanatics raise their heads, they smugly gloat that they have fewer gun crimes without looking at their overall crime statistics. More than once, I have teased them as to why they were online and asked was it not turn in your butter knife day in the United Kingdom.

The underlying factor without going into moral and spiritual issues is economic and everyone negates the fact that mass murders seek to commit suicide and want to take as many innocents out with them in the process.

The answer of course is more freedom and less taxation thus fostering innovation, which in turn will curtail the feeling of helplessness and the unhealthy dependence upon the government for their keep. This is a simple basic fact that socialists, progressives and communists fail to understand in their quest for power.

In the United Kingdom murders due to guns are fewer in your gun restrictive socialist “utopia” however other forms of murder eclipse gun violence and are far more brutal.

United Kingdom - Assault victims - 2.8% - 2nd of 20
United States - Assault victims - 1.2% - 11th of 20

United Kingdom - Murders with firearms – 14 - 29th of 36
United States - Murders with firearms - 9,369 - 1st of 36

United Kingdom - Rape victims - 0.9% - 6th of 20
United States - Rape victims - 0.4% - 13th of 20

United Kingdom - Drug offences - 183,419 per 100,000 people - 2nd of 46
United States – Drug offences - 560.1 per 100,000 people - [4th of 46

United Kingdom - Total crime victims - 26.4% - 3rd of 20
United States - Total crime victims - 21.1% - 15th of 20

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Doctors seek kitchen knife ban

Doctors claim long kitchen knives serve no purpose except as weapons
55 out of 108 homicide victims in Scotland were stabbed last year

[link to www.scotsman.com]
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12/27/2012 01:06 AM
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ban food as well. I would hate for someone to chock on it.
 Quoting: sonic doom


Here, I thought ahead already;
Thread: Petition to ban everything!
 Quoting: Sunyata


Maybe the government can process all their food so they don't choke.
 Quoting: sonic doom


Maybe they can create an ass wiping program. I do get lazy wiping every single freaking time...
 Quoting: Sunyata


chuckle
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12/27/2012 01:08 AM
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updated 2005 ?

putin
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yeah, I just saw that and read the old threat

Thread: British Drs. Call for Ban on Kitchen Knives--"Too Dangerous"
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12/27/2012 01:10 AM
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Thursday, 26 May, 2005, 23:48 GMT
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Most doctors should be in jail , The Pill Pushin Bastards !!!

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