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Doctors' Want Kitchen knives Ban in UK......

 
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I thought you need a really long knife to cut a large watermelon nicely.

Perhaps there are no large watermelons in the UK?

sure there are!

This could be the snafu in their plan... watermelons.
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I hope the Muzzies eventually take over the UK. They're so stupid, they deserve as much. They deserve a hard dose of Sharia Law.
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Ask an American veteran who has served with Brits how stupid they are. Read up on the Dunkirk flottila to rescue their trapped army. Dont knock the Brits, they have the nastiest PTB running amoc over there. Great people in UK giving and friendly.
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yes they do

George Orwell wrote "Animal Farm" and "1984" after watching the actions of his own government

but just realize that the British govt and the US govt have a "special relationship" and whatever is being tried out over there will eventually make it over the ocean

hasn't anyone ever noticed that the BBC, the CBC and the ABC out of Australia have almost identical editorial policies, often carrying the same stories with almost identical wording?

"...where are we going, and why are we in this handbasket?"

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How much prison time will you do for a non-regulation knife in the kitchen?
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They have a law in Mexico that you can carry a straight bladed machete with you in the passenger area of a vehicle, but it is illegal to carry a curved C-shaped machete in the passenger part of a vehicle.
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I thought you need a really long knife to cut a large watermelon nicely.

Perhaps there are no large watermelons in the UK?

sure there are!

This could be the snafu in their plan... watermelons.
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oh no....watermelon doom!
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How much prison time will you do for a non-regulation knife in the kitchen?
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commented similarly on the gun buy up thread in the US....
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Pretty soon I will be cutting my steak with a kitten.

Oh wait, kittens have claws! They will be banned too.
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story from 20o5 guys
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It doesn't matter. Many of them have been working the anti-gun angle on GLP with a vengeance. Bragging about how great it is over there since their gun laws took effect, while totally ignoring the crime rates and the totalitarian state of their own government. The point is that people should pay attention and learn from their mistakes before we allow the same mistakes to be made here in the U.S.
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Thank you, thank you, thank you!!!

clappa

I feel sorry for them, actually, but thank you.
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I thought you need a really long knife to cut a large watermelon nicely.

Perhaps there are no large watermelons in the UK?

sure there are!

This could be the snafu in their plan... watermelons.
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chuckle
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Ban everything.

Ban it all. Leave the womb and be secured in a sensory depravation tank to be used as a fucking battery for maintaining the sensory depravation tanks.
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I almost told you to gtfo, until I followed the link. I honestly can't decide whether to laugh at this or cry.

And you Americans think you have problems with an assault rifle ban?

ffs.

putin
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Ya see, my dentally challenged UK friend... This is EXACTLY what WE do not want to end up like. You are like the poster country for what we do NOT want to end up like.

And if you think that it will stop with knives, think again.

Baseball bats will be next.
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I almost told you to gtfo, until I followed the link. I honestly can't decide whether to laugh at this or cry.

And you Americans think you have problems with an assault rifle ban?

ffs.

putin
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I actually feel for you.
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I would feel for them too, if it weren't for the fact that they are constantly HECKLING us to give up OUR rights!
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I almost told you to gtfo, until I followed the link. I honestly can't decide whether to laugh at this or cry.

And you Americans think you have problems with an assault rifle ban?

ffs.

putin
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I actually feel for you.
 Quoting: sonic doom


I would feel for them too, if it weren't for the fact that they are constantly HECKLING us to give up OUR rights!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30921718


I agree.

It's almost like they're mindless zombies, just droning on repeating the same thing, regardless of the logic and statistics we provide.

Amazing isn't it?

Fucking amazing.
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We need to keep this bumped, guys, seriously.

This is an example of what will come to the US if we don't watch out.

The Brits let their guard down and now look.

It's really very sad.

Sorry for rubbing it in guys - seriously. If I've offended any of you British I'm sorry.
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Don't be sorry. Try and remember what these toothless bastards have been saying to US since the batman shootings.
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whats next cars?
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Sharp nails, staples, matches, fingernail files, vitamin C. It might be necessary to station a Queen's guard in your home to keep you safe. For your own good, and for the children.
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I once knew a guy trained in martial arts who took someone to their knees by merely wielding a mini troll doll. Oh, the future looks bright.
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I almost told you to gtfo, until I followed the link. I honestly can't decide whether to laugh at this or cry.

And you Americans think you have problems with an assault rifle ban?

ffs.

putin
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26402302


Ya see, my dentally challenged UK friend... This is EXACTLY what WE do not want to end up like. You are like the poster country for what we do NOT want to end up like.

And if you think that it will stop with knives, think again.

Baseball bats will be next.
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dentally challenged.....Hilarious!!!!!
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better take a closer look at the American Indian."

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ban doctors.. they use knives..... and kitchens....

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We need to keep this bumped, guys, seriously.

This is an example of what will come to the US if we don't watch out.

The Brits let their guard down and now look.

It's really very sad.

Sorry for rubbing it in guys - seriously. If I've offended any of you British I'm sorry.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8397139


Don't be sorry. Try and remember what these toothless bastards have been saying to US since the batman shootings.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30921718


They're like automatons or something, you know? Just repeating the same arguments time and time again, regardless of the facts.

Perhaps it's because the Brits really are that dumb, and the doctors over there are just smart enough to know it. From the amount of bullshit they post here, I'm beginning to think they may really all be retarded.

So, damn, maybe they are better off without knives after all.

damned
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Knitting Needles next.....
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I almost told you to gtfo, until I followed the link. I honestly can't decide whether to laugh at this or cry.

And you Americans think you have problems with an assault rifle ban?

ffs.

putin
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26402302


I actually feel for you.
 Quoting: sonic doom


I would feel for them too, if it weren't for the fact that they are constantly HECKLING us to give up OUR rights!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30921718


I agree.

It's almost like they're mindless zombies, just droning on repeating the same thing, regardless of the logic and statistics we provide.

Amazing isn't it?

Fucking amazing.
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just ask them about their yobs gone wild

the UK has gangs of feral youth , roaming the street in ever growing numbers, terrorizing anyone unfortunate enough to get their attention, from old couples in the country, to some unlucky tourist riding a bus in London

and they can't do a fricken thing about it except slap the parents with an ASBO (Anti-Social Behavioral Ordinance, lmfao)

these thugs, some as young as 12, enjoy smashing in people's faces and heads, leaving them brain dead, maimed, disfigured or dead, and like true animals have a special attraction to the elderly or the helpless

this is exactly what Clockwork Orange was predicting and it has come to pass...several generations raised on the dole with no future, no hope, nothing but boundless rage at the society...and parents who secretly live out their own anger through their children

just do a google news search for "unprovoked attack", "yob attack" or "yob glassing" (for something truly disgusting) and you see that these less than human pack animals use rocks, feet and broken bottles to murder

no guns needed...and no self defense allowed while the powers that be sink deeper into denial...







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I actually feel for you.
 Quoting: sonic doom


I would feel for them too, if it weren't for the fact that they are constantly HECKLING us to give up OUR rights!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30921718


I agree.

It's almost like they're mindless zombies, just droning on repeating the same thing, regardless of the logic and statistics we provide.

Amazing isn't it?

Fucking amazing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8397139


just ask them about their yobs gone wild

the UK has gangs of feral youth , roaming the street in ever growing numbers, terrorizing anyone unfortunate enough to get their attention, from old couples in the country, to some unlucky tourist riding a bus in London

and they can't do a fricken thing about it except slap the parents with an ASBO (Anti-Social Behavioral Ordinance, lmfao)

these thugs, some as young as 12, enjoy smashing in people's faces and heads, leaving them brain dead, maimed, disfigured or dead, and like true animals have a special attraction to the elderly or the helpless

this is exactly what Clockwork Orange was predicting and it has come to pass...several generations raised on the dole with no future, no hope, nothing but boundless rage at the society...and parents who secretly live out their own anger through their children

just do a google news search for "unprovoked attack", "yob attack" or "yob glassing" (for something truly disgusting) and you see that these less than human pack animals use rocks, feet and broken bottles to murder

no guns needed...and self defense allowed while the powers that be sink deeper into denial...




 Quoting: IssueX


Holy Jesus.

That's just fucking incredible.

And they have the temerity to spew their brainwashed ideology on Americans?

My God - someone please, I implore you, take their knives. They really are too stupid to have them.
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We must ban cars and pillows and dogs and grass!!!! We must take care and ban doctors and insurance companies and puppies and trees and water!!! For God's sake!!! Ban the water!!! Ban the freaking PUPPIES!!!!!
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Love yer hat,Scrump...Too bad we are human.. I KNOW!!!!!
Ban ALL HUMANS!~!~!!! That will fix EVERYTHING, ya dumbasses.
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Ban British doctors
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Sounds like kindergarten over there.
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Holy Jesus.

That's just fucking incredible.

And they have the temerity to spew their brainwashed ideology on Americans?

My God - someone please, I implore you, take their knives. They really are too stupid to have them.
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it goes on for dozens and dozens of pages...and this isn't even a search for glassing, which brings up horrific images and stories

yes, it helps to remind them of this. The US is too easy to pick on, and most Americans do not know where the bodies are buried to fight back appropriately


Father, 31, dies after yob attack
| Mail Online
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/.../Father-31-dies-yob-attack.htmlA father-of-two has become the latest victim of Britain's yob culture in an fatal attack outside his parents' home in Warwickshire. Alan Fessey, 31, was attacked as ...

Yob who left man unconscious after street attack celebrates dodging ...
www.thesun.co.uk/.../Yob-who-left-man-unconscious-after-str..​.Jan 19, 2012 – A THUG who kicked a Good Samaritan unconscious laughs in the face of Britain's soft justice system after a judge let him off jail. Daniel ...

Yob-attack OAP tributes | Evening Times
www.eveningtimes.co.uk/.../yob-attack-oap-tributes-108581n...​.Nov 29, 2012 – The pensioner, named locally as Joyce Moulson, collapsed about 10 minutes after three youths attacked her home in Bradford, West Yorkshire ...

PENGE EAST YOB ATTACK Photos from NEW TUNE R.I.P BEN ...
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Evening Times - Yob-attack OAP tributes
www.pressdisplay.com/.../viewer.aspx?issue...Nov 29, 2012 – SHocKed neighbours have paid tribute to a “lovely” 84-year-old woman who died after yobs hurled stones at her house, smashing a window.

Arrests after night of yob attacks
www.kentonline.co.uk/.../night_of_trouble_in_medway.aspxAug 9, 2011 – Violence flared in Medway as police and fire crews dealt with incidents across the Towns A group of around 15 young men, who are believed to ...

Yob attack on good neighbour
www.nfh.org.uk › ... › Did You See?It's a jungle out there! Almost everywhere you go you find gangs of predatory youths just looking for 'a buzz' and if that means beating up a ...

Daughter pays tribute to 'magic' mum who died after yob attack on ...
www.thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/videoandpictures/.../read/Nov 29, 2012 – The daughter of the Wibsey pensioner who died after her house was targeted by yobs has paid tribute to her “magic” mum.

Student left blinded in one eye after attack in Chorley but yob let off ...
www.mirror.co.uk/.../student-left-blinded-in-one-eye-150509..​.1 day ago – He was punched so hard his eyeball almost collapsed and was only saved 170 stitches to sew it back together.

Violent yob jailed for 'horrendous' attack on defenceless man | This ...
www.thisisgrimsby.co.uk/Violent-yob...attack.../story.htmlMar​ 12, 2012 – VIOLENT bully Gavin Dyball has been jailed for seven years after savagely kicking and stamping on a defenceless man in an "horrendous" ...

Pensioner attacked by yob with paving slab in Wythenshawe nears ...
menmedia.co.uk/manchestereveningnews/p/1572872Jun 4, 2012 – Bernard O'Donnell, 79, is back home recovering following a two-hour operation to replace his left knee, damaged when a thug threw a paving ...

Caernarfon family's distress over yob attacks - Caernarfon Herald
www.caernarfonherald.co.uk/.../caernarfon-family-s-distress-o​...Feb 24, 2011 – A DISTRESSED family has spoken of their horrendous seven month ordeal at the hands of sick yobs.

Attack by yobs stops baby's air ambulance rescue | The Sun |News
www.thesun.co.uk/.../Attack-by-yobs-stops-babys-air-ambulan..​.May 26, 2010 – Thugs attacked a pilot waiting to fly a baby to hospital – so the burns victim had to go by road.

Racist yob in acid attack on black mum with baby - | The Sun |News
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4220842/.htmlMar 27, 2012 – A RACIST thug squirted acid at a black mother and snarled: "You've got dark skin — I can do something about that."

Yob stubs cigarette out on child's head in Nottingham - Mirror Online
www.mirror.co.uk/.../yob-stubs-cigarette-out-on-childs-13492.​..Sep 29, 2012 – Nottingham cigarette burn attack "I was nearly physically sick": Mother's horror after yob stubs his cigarette out on a child's head. 29 Sep 2012 ...

Yob attacks rush hour passenger at Sheffield station | Sheffield ...
www.sheffieldnewsandsport.com/.../yob-attacks-rush-hour-pas..​.Nov 29, 2012 – A brave rail passenger was attacked and struck with a heavy metal lock when he tried to stop a yob stealing his bike at Sheffield station.

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Love yer hat,Scrump...Too bad we are human.. I KNOW!!!!!
Ban ALL HUMANS!~!~!!! That will fix EVERYTHING, ya dumbasses.
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Thanks Meow!

What a ridiculous and pathetic world this has become... Great job, Humanity!

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The British Gov didn't take their guns, the British people handed their guns over to the British Gov and they will do the same with their knives!

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No fluoride in water though.
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That depends where you are.