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Doctors' Want Kitchen knives Ban in UK......

 
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What about wood shanks? Ban wood!
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Holy Jesus.

That's just fucking incredible.

And they have the temerity to spew their brainwashed ideology on Americans?

My God - someone please, I implore you, take their knives. They really are too stupid to have them.
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it goes on for dozens and dozens of pages...and this isn't even a search for glassing, which brings up horrific images and stories

yes, it helps to remind them of this. The US is too easy to pick on, and most Americans do not know where the bodies are buried to fight back appropriately


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www.mirror.co.uk/.../student-left-blinded-in-one-eye-150509..​.1 day ago – He was punched so hard his eyeball almost collapsed and was only saved 170 stitches to sew it back together.

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www.sheffieldnewsandsport.com/.../yob-attacks-rush-hour-pas..​.Nov 29, 2012 – A brave rail passenger was attacked and struck with a heavy metal lock when he tried to stop a yob stealing his bike at Sheffield station.

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 Quoting: IssueX


Thank you!

We know the bodies aren't buried at Dunkirk, right?

lmao

Seriously, I appreciate this terrific insight.

So, the "yobs" are on the loose and their doctors don't trust anyone there with knives. Yet they show up here and post bald-faced bullshit lies and disinformation about crime and firearms. They're really just beyond belief.
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The British Gov didn't take their guns, the British people handed their guns over to the British Gov and they will do the same with their knives!
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Look at the pictures on this simple search:

[link to www.google.com (secure)]

So what next, ban bottles and glassware, everyone in the UK must eat with sforks and plastic sippy cups?

mental illness and human devolution have to be addressed first, otherwise everything vaguely pointy or less than dull will be banned, and people will wind up locked in padded cells from birth just to stay safe

those yobs are destroying people's lives and bodies with their feet and the most primitive of weapons (rocks, bricks, broken objects) and all those bans haven't solved the problem...on the contrary it is growing and getting worse

the difference is that, as you can see, there are families and individuals who are sometimes tormented by these soul less critters for months and months and are unable to defend themselves while the government and poliice do little to nothing about the problem

someone please explain to me why that is preferable

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my high capacity knife drawer is fully stocked......LMAO....stupid new world order lovin Brits
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We have to ban any drawer with a capacity greater than 10 knives now!
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Its only a matter of time before libtard feminists want to cut all mens dicks off to prevent rape.

Seriously, you can ban things that can be used for violence but you cant ban violence. When will people learn this?
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How do all you British men feel about the attempt to take away the extensions of your little dicks?
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How do all you British men feel about the attempt to take away the extensions of your little dicks?
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Now that the facts are out they've fled the battlefield.

Just like the French.

Good job, Brits.
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ban the fucking UK...ban our government and RESTORE THE CONSTITUTION!!
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How do all you British men feel about the attempt to take away the extensions of your little dicks?
 Quoting: Copperhead


Now that the facts are out they've fled the battlefield.

Just like the French.

Good job, Brits.
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IssueX

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Thank you!

We know the bodies aren't buried at Dunkirk, right?

lmao

Seriously, I appreciate this terrific insight.

So, the "yobs" are on the loose and their doctors don't trust anyone there with knives. Yet they show up here and post bald-faced bullshit lies and disinformation about crime and firearms. They're really just beyond belief.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8397139


glad to help :D

btw, off topic, here are a few more....

not picking on anyone, just that I get tired of the same old attacks on the US as if others don't struggle with similar problems

these are global trends, including the global trend towards lock down governments and fascist control of all aspects of our lives..

[link to www.theage.com.au]

[link to www.theage.com.au]

[link to www.telegraph.co.uk]

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[link to www.huffingtonpost.com]
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12/27/2012 03:19 AM
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whats next cars?
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save my teeth!!!
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12/27/2012 03:21 AM
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Is this some kind of sick fucking joke? let's just ban everything!
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12/27/2012 03:31 AM
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I can except this as long as the doctors pre-cut every steak I eat.

Mommy can you cut my meat for me?

What if a break a glass window with a rock and use the shard of glass wrapped in my sock?

We better ban all glass and hands too.

LOL

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12/27/2012 03:35 AM
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STORY IS FROM 2005....

8 years later and no ban!! lol FAIL
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so basically instead of remove the propeller of violence (bad economy, lack of perspectives, lack of social tools to help people to deal with problems)

they ban the weapons

but in fact is the governments and economic rulers that creates that violence

wealth extraction is the major violence propeller

every time someone like Soros acts on the markets actually push more people in the pit of desperation where poverty and social stress result in violence

wealth extraction is a crime against humanity and should be punished with death penalty

now jump on me and tell me that you love capitalistic system and how you deserve to be rich at the expenses of others, than accept to be killed in a violence outbreak

unfortunately very rich people invest in their security to live away from the violence they create, leaving poor people to fight each others.
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It's possible to guess, soon this "bright" idea is coming through some UN knife ban treaty which will be enforced with full strictness of the law?
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STORY IS FROM 2005....

8 years later and no ban!! lol FAIL
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Can you read?

I really do think you are all retarded. I'm quite surprised you've shown your face on this thread. Any self respecting person from Britain would apologize, but what do you do? You act like a yob.

I think your doctors are correct - you are too stupid to be trusted with knives.

You might want to read pages 4 and 5 of this thread in their entirety, before you further embarrass your silly self.

As for me I've completely lost any respect I had for the British after reading the facts in this thread.
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The researchers said there was no reason for long pointed knives to be publicly available at all.

They consulted 10 top chefs from around the UK, and found such knives have little practical value in the kitchen.

None of the chefs felt such knives were essential, since the point of a short blade was just as useful when a sharp end was needed.
 Quoting: Panhead


But... what if you want to carve a roast? You can do that with a short knife.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30937444


The government will come to your house and carve it for you. You'll get the bill within a week.
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No problem. They will just ban roasts.
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In fact, just ban kitchens because they're freaking dangerous! Do you know how many people get burned, cut, electrocuted, slip and fall, hit by exploding defective corningware, etc., etc., every year? Ban stoves, ban fridges, ban anything that can be plugged in the wall. Ban outlets. Ban electricity. The only thing you can eat is raw fruits and vegetables and you gotta use your hands. No knives, no forks. Spoons, maybe.
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In fact, just ban kitchens because they're freaking dangerous! Do you know how many people get burned, cut, electrocuted, slip and fall, hit by exploding defective corningware, etc., etc., every year? Ban stoves, ban fridges, ban anything that can be plugged in the wall. Ban outlets. Ban electricity. The only thing you can eat is raw fruits and vegetables and you gotta use your hands. No knives, no forks. Spoons, maybe.
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real scissors are too dangerous for english people

they should just use those scissors they give kids in kindergarten with the thick blades

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Its only a matter of time before libtard feminists want to cut all mens dicks off to prevent rape.

Seriously, you can ban things that can be used for violence but you cant ban violence. When will people learn this?
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A matter of time? Need I direct you here?

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funnny shit.


I had to do a bit of scrub clearing in my garden and went to teh harware shop to buy a MACHETE.

Only to find that they no longer sell them.

Reason given - they could be used in a crime as a weapon.

I pointed out that they still sold AXES and CHAINSAWS.
The attendant agreed that it was a dumb rule.

I give it less than 20years till we all have to wear approved safety helmets when walking down the street.
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In fact, just ban kitchens because they're freaking dangerous! Do you know how many people get burned, cut, electrocuted, slip and fall, hit by exploding defective corningware, etc., etc., every year? Ban stoves, ban fridges, ban anything that can be plugged in the wall. Ban outlets. Ban electricity. The only thing you can eat is raw fruits and vegetables and you gotta use your hands. No knives, no forks. Spoons, maybe.
 Quoting: Cryin Wont Help Ya


Issue licences to be able to operate an oven.

And hefty fines for llegal cooking without a licence.
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Those doctors will probably be shanked, they would deserve that for being such useful idiots.
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1rof1

The Brits at their finest!

Good job, Britards!
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^^^ this

tissue
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It's not just Britain

it's the natural progression of "do-gooding"

Britain just started earlier, so they're more advanced on the trajectory from real world to "nerf bat" safety foam future

maybe we can ban paper next, and stop those nasty paper cuts...
 Quoting: IssueX


When was the last time someone was killed with a sheet paper? I'm usually against any "nanny state" type of legislation, but this one makes sense to me. Huge blades aren't really necessary in the kitchen and a lot of people do get killed and maimed with them.
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Banning the penis also decreases rape...
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Since the doctor is a potential rapist we need to cut his wee wee off.

Sorry doc but it's to keep the public safe from you.
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Ban water in toilets.
Sometimes when you take a shit the water reaches your ass.
If someone forgets to put their pants back on again it might drip on the floor and the next person might slip because of it and break his/her neck on the toilet.

..........

Anyway, this is retarded, lol.

Like other posters have pointed out, you can ban virtually everything.
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1rof1

The Brits at their finest!

Good job, Britards!
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^^^ this

tissue
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26402302


It's not just Britain

it's the natural progression of "do-gooding"

Britain just started earlier, so they're more advanced on the trajectory from real world to "nerf bat" safety foam future

maybe we can ban paper next, and stop those nasty paper cuts...
 Quoting: IssueX


When was the last time someone was killed with a sheet paper? I'm usually against any "nanny state" type of legislation, but this one makes sense to me. Huge blades aren't really necessary in the kitchen and a lot of people do get killed and maimed with them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30698310


Death of 1000 paper cuts, happens more often than you think. Anyways they'd just smash your head in with a Millwall brick:
[link to en.wikipedia.org (secure)]

or a sharpened toothbrush like in the prisons or other improvised weapons, or just smash your balls with their foot.

It's not very hard to kill you.

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