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Doctors' Want Kitchen knives Ban in UK......

 
Anonymous Coward
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12/27/2012 05:25 AM
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I thought this was a Joke because iam a Chef.

It they are serious...


Its like those people who want to Ban salt.
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12/27/2012 05:28 AM

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I thought this was a Joke because iam a Chef.

It they are serious...


Its like those people who want to Ban salt.
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I hope you guys give this type of people that special sauce. :D

Politicians, journalists, bankers and all others playing elites.
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12/27/2012 05:28 AM
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whats next cars?
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Knitting needles.....forbidden on planes so they must be a danger
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Never met anyone important enough to lie to.....
Anonymous Coward
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12/27/2012 05:31 AM
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These people are beyond belief. Knives are already illegal for the most part, in the UK;



The Criminal Justice Act 1988 mainly relates to carrying knives in public places, Section 139 being the most important:

(1) Subject to subsections (4) and (5) below, any person who has an article to which this section applies with him in a public place shall be guilty of an offence.
(2) Subject to subsection (3) below, this section applies to any article which has a blade or is sharply pointed except a folding pocketknife.
(3) This section applies to a folding pocketknife if the cutting edge of its blade exceeds 3 inches.
(4) It shall be a defence for a person charged with an offence under this section to prove that he had good reason or lawful authority for having the article with him in a public place.

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What they are calling for here makes no fucking sense. Do they expect Butchers or Chefs prepare meat with a fucking two inch blade?

tard
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12/27/2012 05:46 AM

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When I read the OP's post I thought it was some sort of parody at first.

But it's real.

Nyan cat save us all.
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12/27/2012 05:54 AM
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There is no such thing as a dangerous weapon.

There is however such a thing of a dangerous person who will use a non lethal item in a dangerous way.


Deal with the scumbags, not what the scumbags use.
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12/27/2012 05:55 AM
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Pointless unless they ban all metals and anything that could be used to sharpen metals so thats a ban on bricks and roads too.
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12/27/2012 05:58 AM
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lets call an end to pointy things and heights

i say ban anything over 2 foot tall and anything with a point

pencils will kill a man from any distance
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12/27/2012 05:59 AM
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What about bottles , a smashed bottle makes a lethal weapon.....best ban them too!!
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12/27/2012 05:59 AM
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Well when they do it then they should ban grindstone aswell as its easy to make one
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12/27/2012 06:03 AM
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This is like somethimg you would see on an episode of the twilight zone.
What will it be next?
WAKE UP PEOPLE!
It's not the guns. It's not the kitchen knives. It's people! People are what is responsible for the shootings and stabbings.
Thats the solution. I see it clearly now...BAN PEOPLE!
Darrell41653

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12/27/2012 06:04 AM
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Next we will have background checks to see if we can buy a kitchen knife.
Where does it end?
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12/27/2012 06:06 AM
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OK, the UK is banned from Earth.

The Queen is in time out until further notice.
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12/27/2012 06:08 AM
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If you can't cut steak, I want you off my rock. And I sure don't need you for an ally.
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12/27/2012 06:10 AM
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lets ban teeth

everyone in the uk to have all there teeth out
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12/27/2012 06:11 AM
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lol @ the Americans laughing. They start with the guns and yours are going very soon.
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lets ban teeth

everyone in the uk to have all there teeth out
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I thought yall had that fixed with your water supply.
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12/27/2012 06:13 AM
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Britain is working towards having all food professionally prepared, and all eaters will line up at communal tables getting their allotment. In its attempts to create employment, they will follow the Soviet model and pay trusted attendants to feed the eaters. By this means the ordinary person will never get their hands on any dangerous implement. All implements will then be handled only by trusted, trained and qualified staff. Thus the people will be happy and safe.
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lol @ the Americans laughing. They start with the guns and yours are going very soon.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25509060


You couldn't ship enough people to our shores to carry away all the guns.

If you send enough though, we could probably upgrade all of your militaries with our obsolete junk.
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Britain is working towards having all food professionally prepared, and all eaters will line up at communal tables getting their allotment. In its attempts to create employment, they will follow the Soviet model and pay trusted attendants to feed the eaters. By this means the ordinary person will never get their hands on any dangerous implement. All implements will then be handled only by trusted, trained and qualified staff. Thus the people will be happy and safe.
 Quoting: Prostetnik


The next poison that the Dear Queen will save you from?

Protein.
jingo
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12/27/2012 06:15 AM
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who'd trust a doctor,another yid slave,implementing their
plan 2000,to decimate the population from 8 to 1/2 billion,
yid or gentile which are you,the fate of the yid hun was
sealed when David dIcke/ edgar cayce opened his mouth in the
second centenary of the yid french revolution,what's the
difference between god and yid, god wants us to be free,
creates the habitat to be so,yid doesn't,the wrathschild
yids have created a world where everyone's dependent on yid
money created by them,to get it we have to work for them,
we're supposed to work for god not yid bloodsucker middlemen
,see abundanthope.net/nov7 PJ228 ch3/4,the curse of the
world is people who set theirself up in authority over
others,hierarchy of fear,13 million yids control/destroy the
world to the detriment of the rest,time we marginalised them
,they have power over us because we give them our power by
working for them,hatonn says he'll work with us not for us,
he won't be our slave,we need to do the same,must be good
fun arresting folk,handcuffing them,making their wrist hurt,
locking them up,humiliating them in a cell,raiding their
premises,confiscating their property,charging them etc,
interesting our yid government is the biggest perpetrator of
crime: killing people/animals,flooding the country with
drugs,producing toxic food/water/air/pharmaceuticals,
indoctrinating the populace with propaganda instead of truth
etc, god determines the law not yids,see phoenix journal 27,
the nile valley is a fertile plain because it floods once a
year,you don't mess with nature,it's god at work,thanks to
the yid antichrist the planet's irreparable,interesting the
queen is a double,the british empire is the yid empire,they
control banking/the media/governments etc,start all the wars
,pollute/destroy the planet/us,see protocols of the learned
elders of zion,we work for yids for yid money/vouchers to
buy yid goods,all we've got to do is WITHDRAW our manpower,
their corporations including government will collapse,then
we can get on with living instead of slaving,see
ringingcedars.com,everyone selfsufficient,each community
decide its own fate,in accord with the laws of balance,see
phoenix journal 27,we don't need money/sell something to
survive,look at other species,once there was a firmament/
belt of vapour round the earth,like venus now,protecting it
from harsh radiation and maintaining a constant temperature,
resulting in lush vegetation/food everywhere,however it was
ruptured causing the deluge/oceans,fortunately it's being
restored,see abundanthope.net,then we'll have perpetual
spring,the garden of eden/aden,help yourself,everyone self
sufficient,we don't need landownership/deforestation,
permaculture not agriculture,we don't need concrete jungle,
all construction can be underground or tree houses,eight
billion annunaki have been removed from inside the earth
which is hollow, 1k miles thick,the poles are holes, 1k
miles wide,entrances to the inner earth,see erks.org,
Prostetnik

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Britain is working towards having all food professionally prepared, and all eaters will line up at communal tables getting their allotment. In its attempts to create employment, they will follow the Soviet model and pay trusted attendants to feed the eaters. By this means the ordinary person will never get their hands on any dangerous implement. All implements will then be handled only by trusted, trained and qualified staff. Thus the people will be happy and safe.
 Quoting: Prostetnik


The next poison that the Dear Queen will save you from?

Protein.
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm


Her Majesty will become nothing but a tolerated curiosity during the next phases of socialization. In a couple generations the royal family will be forgotten as children are given a proper state oriented education.
Anonymous Coward
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12/27/2012 06:17 AM
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This is from 2005. Not exactly current is it?

Guntards will try anything to deflect attention from them.
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12/27/2012 06:21 AM
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Why you dragging 7 Year Old articles up for???????????????





"Last Updated: Thursday, 26 May, 2005, 23:48 GMT 00:48 UK "

Doctors' Want Kitchen knives Ban in UK



Doctors' kitchen knives ban call

A&E doctors are calling for a ban on long pointed kitchen knives to reduce deaths from stabbing.

A team from West Middlesex University Hospital said violent crime is on the increase - and kitchen knives are used in as many as half of all stabbings.

They argued many assaults are committed impulsively, prompted by alcohol and drugs, and a kitchen knife often makes an all too available weapon.

The research is published in the British Medical Journal.

The researchers said there was no reason for long pointed knives to be publicly available at all.

They consulted 10 top chefs from around the UK, and found such knives have little practical value in the kitchen.

None of the chefs felt such knives were essential, since the point of a short blade was just as useful when a sharp end was needed.

The researchers said a short pointed knife may cause a substantial superficial wound if used in an assault - but is unlikely to penetrate to inner organs.

more
[link to news.bbc.co.uk]
 Quoting: Panhead
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12/27/2012 06:24 AM
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Newsflash: Knives haven't been banned from kitchens since this 2005 article.

Unpin this shit.
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Why you dragging 7 Year Old articles up for???????????????





"Last Updated: Thursday, 26 May, 2005, 23:48 GMT 00:48 UK "

Doctors' Want Kitchen knives Ban in UK



Doctors' kitchen knives ban call

A&E doctors are calling for a ban on long pointed kitchen knives to reduce deaths from stabbing.

A team from West Middlesex University Hospital said violent crime is on the increase - and kitchen knives are used in as many as half of all stabbings.

They argued many assaults are committed impulsively, prompted by alcohol and drugs, and a kitchen knife often makes an all too available weapon.

The research is published in the British Medical Journal.

The researchers said there was no reason for long pointed knives to be publicly available at all.

They consulted 10 top chefs from around the UK, and found such knives have little practical value in the kitchen.

None of the chefs felt such knives were essential, since the point of a short blade was just as useful when a sharp end was needed.

The researchers said a short pointed knife may cause a substantial superficial wound if used in an assault - but is unlikely to penetrate to inner organs.

more
[link to news.bbc.co.uk]
 Quoting: Panhead

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19706474


Britain is so old,it might as well be yesterday.

We can talk about the Olympics instead.
Anonymous Coward
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Re: Doctors' Want Kitchen knives Ban in UK......
Britain is working towards having all food professionally prepared, and all eaters will line up at communal tables getting their allotment. In its attempts to create employment, they will follow the Soviet model and pay trusted attendants to feed the eaters. By this means the ordinary person will never get their hands on any dangerous implement. All implements will then be handled only by trusted, trained and qualified staff. Thus the people will be happy and safe.
 Quoting: Prostetnik


The next poison that the Dear Queen will save you from?

Protein.
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm


Her Majesty will become nothing but a tolerated curiosity during the next phases of socialization. In a couple generations the royal family will be forgotten as children are given a proper state oriented education.
 Quoting: Prostetnik


Yep. It's true.
jack
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12/27/2012 06:26 AM
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whats next cars?
 Quoting: sonic doom


no, forks
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12/27/2012 06:27 AM
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I almost told you to gtfo, until I followed the link. I honestly can't decide whether to laugh at this or cry.

And you Americans think you have problems with an assault rifle ban?

ffs.

putin
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I have an idea. All humans must have all arms and legs amputated so we can't hit, shoot, stab, drive over anyone.

Yep that will keep the Libtards happy!
Anonymous Coward
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12/27/2012 06:33 AM
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I have the answer , seriously . Ban all human life, that way we would never have another casualty .

Are we going to ban the Police ? we had over 1000 deaths whilst in Police custody 2010/2011 and not 1 prosecution . Funny that .

Oh wait, that's what they are planning on anyway, is it 6.5 billion of us ? So why the fuss about some little old knives .Freaking morons, it's not a nanny state,It's a police state/Dictatorship we live in .

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