Doctors' Want Kitchen knives Ban in UK......

ban the fucking UK...ban our government and RESTORE THE CONSTITUTION!!

save my teeth!!!

Is this some kind of sick fucking joke? let's just ban everything!

I can except this as long as the doctors pre-cut every steak I eat.

Mommy can you cut my meat for me?

What if a break a glass window with a rock and use the shard of glass wrapped in my sock?

We better ban all glass and hands too.

LOL

STORY IS FROM 2005....

8 years later and no ban!! lol FAIL

so basically instead of remove the propeller of violence (bad economy, lack of perspectives, lack of social tools to help people to deal with problems)

they ban the weapons

but in fact is the governments and economic rulers that creates that violence

wealth extraction is the major violence propeller

every time someone like Soros acts on the markets actually push more people in the pit of desperation where poverty and social stress result in violence

wealth extraction is a crime against humanity and should be punished with death penalty

now jump on me and tell me that you love capitalistic system and how you deserve to be rich at the expenses of others, than accept to be killed in a violence outbreak

unfortunately very rich people invest in their security to live away from the violence they create, leaving poor people to fight each others.

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It's possible to guess, soon this "bright" idea is coming through some UN knife ban treaty which will be enforced with full strictness of the law?

Can you read?

I really do think you are all retarded. I'm quite surprised you've shown your face on this thread. Any self respecting person from Britain would apologize, but what do you do? You act like a yob.

I think your doctors are correct - you are too stupid to be trusted with knives.

You might want to read pages 4 and 5 of this thread in their entirety, before you further embarrass your silly self.

As for me I've completely lost any respect I had for the British after reading the facts in this thread.

No problem. They will just ban roasts.

In fact, just ban kitchens because they're freaking dangerous! Do you know how many people get burned, cut, electrocuted, slip and fall, hit by exploding defective corningware, etc., etc., every year? Ban stoves, ban fridges, ban anything that can be plugged in the wall. Ban outlets. Ban electricity. The only thing you can eat is raw fruits and vegetables and you gotta use your hands. No knives, no forks. Spoons, maybe.

real scissors are too dangerous for english people

they should just use those scissors they give kids in kindergarten with the thick blades

A matter of time? Need I direct you here?

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This chick wants an international castration day. I am not kidding, and neither is she! Watch the videos on that page, and tell me demon possession doesn't come with a smile!

funnny shit.


I had to do a bit of scrub clearing in my garden and went to teh harware shop to buy a MACHETE.

Only to find that they no longer sell them.

Reason given - they could be used in a crime as a weapon.

I pointed out that they still sold AXES and CHAINSAWS.
The attendant agreed that it was a dumb rule.

I give it less than 20years till we all have to wear approved safety helmets when walking down the street.

Issue licences to be able to operate an oven.

And hefty fines for llegal cooking without a licence.

Those doctors will probably be shanked, they would deserve that for being such useful idiots.

When was the last time someone was killed with a sheet paper? I'm usually against any "nanny state" type of legislation, but this one makes sense to me. Huge blades aren't really necessary in the kitchen and a lot of people do get killed and maimed with them.

Since the doctor is a potential rapist we need to cut his wee wee off.

Sorry doc but it's to keep the public safe from you.

Ban water in toilets.
Sometimes when you take a shit the water reaches your ass.
If someone forgets to put their pants back on again it might drip on the floor and the next person might slip because of it and break his/her neck on the toilet.

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Anyway, this is retarded, lol.

Like other posters have pointed out, you can ban virtually everything.

Death of 1000 paper cuts, happens more often than you think. Anyways they'd just smash your head in with a Millwall brick:
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or a sharpened toothbrush like in the prisons or other improvised weapons, or just smash your balls with their foot.

It's not very hard to kill you.

Last Edited by -GLP-Christian- on 12/27/2012 05:26 AM

I thought this was a Joke because iam a Chef.

It they are serious...


Its like those people who want to Ban salt.

I hope you guys give this type of people that special sauce. :D

Politicians, journalists, bankers and all others playing elites.

Knitting needles.....forbidden on planes so they must be a danger

These people are beyond belief. Knives are already illegal for the most part, in the UK;



The Criminal Justice Act 1988 mainly relates to carrying knives in public places, Section 139 being the most important:

(1) Subject to subsections (4) and (5) below, any person who has an article to which this section applies with him in a public place shall be guilty of an offence.
(2) Subject to subsection (3) below, this section applies to any article which has a blade or is sharply pointed except a folding pocketknife.
(3) This section applies to a folding pocketknife if the cutting edge of its blade exceeds 3 inches.
(4) It shall be a defence for a person charged with an offence under this section to prove that he had good reason or lawful authority for having the article with him in a public place.

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What they are calling for here makes no fucking sense. Do they expect Butchers or Chefs prepare meat with a fucking two inch blade?

When I read the OP's post I thought it was some sort of parody at first.

But it's real.

Nyan cat save us all.

There is no such thing as a dangerous weapon.

There is however such a thing of a dangerous person who will use a non lethal item in a dangerous way.


Deal with the scumbags, not what the scumbags use.

Pointless unless they ban all metals and anything that could be used to sharpen metals so thats a ban on bricks and roads too.

lets call an end to pointy things and heights

i say ban anything over 2 foot tall and anything with a point

pencils will kill a man from any distance