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aquamah
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female co-worker smells good
i am sitting next to my co-worker ( female ) her body smells so good like fresh fruit candy, i have a forbidden desire, what should i do? i cant focus on work.
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12/27/2012 06:33 AM
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Re: female co-worker smells good
This is why God invented fapping.
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12/27/2012 06:34 AM
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Re: female co-worker smells good
i am sitting next to my co-worker ( female ) her body smells so good like fresh fruit candy, i have a forbidden desire, what should i do? i cant focus on work.
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 Quoting: aquamah


Grab her and take her right on her desk. She wants you!
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12/27/2012 06:34 AM
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Re: female co-worker smells good
First you slither on up to her, and in a deep, alluring tone you say the following:

"gurl, u kno dat im here 4u. In the Koran, Allah says 'Blessed be thee who take the little boys into their arms, and PROCEED TO ANALLY FEK THE RAW, TENDER, JUICY ANUS OF THE 8 YEAR OLDS!' But gurl, dat aint me, i want only u."

After that she will fall under the spell of Al-Qasarum-De-Jizzum, and you will be able to have your way with her.
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12/27/2012 06:37 AM

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Re: female co-worker smells good
Does she smell like a camel ?
aquamah (OP)

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12/27/2012 06:39 AM
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Re: female co-worker smells good
you guys please dont encourge me to do something make allah angry, its not good. its just she beautiful with her tank top... damn it, should i change seat.
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12/27/2012 06:40 AM
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Re: female co-worker smells good
[link to i1026.photobucket.com]
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12/27/2012 06:42 AM
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 Quoting: icepack


lol
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12/27/2012 06:43 AM
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Isn't she wearing a burqa ? How can you see how she looks like, how do you know you're even attracted to her ?

Just by her perfume ?
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12/27/2012 06:49 AM
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Re: female co-worker smells good
you guys please dont encourge me to do something make allah angry, its not good. its just she beautiful with her tank top... damn it, should i change seat.
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 Quoting: aquamah


How can you make angry somebody that doesn't exist?

You mean you will make your social environment angry, and that is something you really have to fear.

How much simpler is life when you get rid of false gods
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Isn't she wearing a burqa ? How can you see how she looks like, how do you know you're even attracted to her ?

Just by her perfume ?
 Quoting: subzero86


she should wear something cover her arms, she should wear abaya or borqa, its the traditional clothes here, but she dont. she is from Lebanon ( christian ) thats why maybe. anyway she seems packing off to leave. may allah be merciful on me. i hope i didnt sin.
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12/27/2012 06:54 AM
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Just another pathetic male struggling under the influence of testosterone. They are so helpless when their minds become a blur of hormone induced confusion. Sadly most males are like this and many cannot control their urges at all, which is why we have this Damned sun cult ruining the world. Brought to you by out of control horny men, as usual. Ruining lives daily.
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Re: female co-worker smells good
she should wear something cover her arms, she should wear abaya or borqa, its the traditional clothes here, but she dont. she is from Lebanon ( christian ) thats why maybe. anyway she seems packing off to leave. may allah be merciful on me. i hope i didnt sin.
 Quoting: aquamah


Why don't you muslim men allow women the freedom to express themselves !?

You seem to enjoy a woman without a burqa so why then do you dress your women in those ridiculous outfits and treat them like dirt ?

I sure hope one day you muslim men wake the hell up and treat your women with the respect they deserve !
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Re: female co-worker smells good
Just another pathetic male struggling under the influence of testosterone. They are so helpless when their minds become a blur of hormone induced confusion. Sadly most males are like this and many cannot control their urges at all, which is why we have this Damned sun cult ruining the world. Brought to you by out of control horny men, as usual. Ruining lives daily.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4175529


That is not always true, we learn to control ourselves, even if it doesn't solve all problems.

In the culture of this poor man, the same culture they are trying to force on us, what passes for religion, while it really is political control, doesn't want males to discipline themselves.
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Re: female co-worker smells good
It's clubs and carrots.

They must learn a very strict discipline when it comes to the social structure, praying, going to the mosque, etc.

The carrot is the power the men have over the women
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Re: female co-worker smells good
you guys please dont encourge me to do something make allah angry, its not good. its just she beautiful with her tank top... damn it, should i change seat.
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 Quoting: aquamah


Change gods. Allah is an Asshole . Other gods are more forgiving...so you can bang her all you want.
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Re: female co-worker smells good
i dont know how to explain my feelings very well... but seeing a woman with modern outfits closer in real life is something rare. i admit its beautiful, how could you control your desires in forgien countries? women in pictures are sexy, but in real...WOW!
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12/27/2012 07:08 AM
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Isn't she wearing a burqa ? How can you see how she looks like, how do you know you're even attracted to her ?

Just by her perfume ?
 Quoting: subzero86


she should wear something cover her arms, she should wear abaya or borqa, its the traditional clothes here, but she dont. she is from Lebanon ( christian ) thats why maybe. anyway she seems packing off to leave. may allah be merciful on me. i hope i didnt sin.
 Quoting: aquamah


You're forgiven...this time.
Also, since you're a male, you should change your avatar to male(ish) one because I thought you were a girl, don't do this to yourself! LOL
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Re: female co-worker smells good
i dont know how to explain my feelings very well... but seeing a woman with modern outfits closer in real life is something rare. i admit its beautiful, how could you control your desires in forgien countries? women in pictures are sexy, but in real...WOW!
 Quoting: aquamah


How old are you dude ?

Cos no offense man...but you sound like a kid who just reached puberty and had his first peek in the girls locker room !
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Re: female co-worker smells good
i dont know how to explain my feelings very well... but seeing a woman with modern outfits closer in real life is something rare. i admit its beautiful, how could you control your desires in forgien countries? women in pictures are sexy, but in real...WOW!
 Quoting: aquamah


LOL DUDE, so dont come to brazil now. this is summer bitchs are almost naked everywhere.
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Would ya use her shit for toothpaste? Lol...........sweet_kissblwkss
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Would ya use her shit for toothpaste? Lol...........sweet_kissblwkss
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You're one sick puppy, you know that ?
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12/27/2012 07:29 AM
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Re: female co-worker smells good
Just rape her. Deep in the subconscious mind, women secretly love involuntary love making.
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i dont know how to explain my feelings very well... but seeing a woman with modern outfits closer in real life is something rare. i admit its beautiful, how could you control your desires in forgien countries? women in pictures are sexy, but in real...WOW!
 Quoting: aquamah




Gah, religion is so damaging.

Part of me hopes this is a troll post.

Either way man, you sound so horny.

You need to get some slutty chicks in your life and get laid.
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Re: female co-worker smells good
Just rape her. Deep in the subconscious mind, women secretly love involuntary love making.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22727118




Well, I can't speak for all women...


But this is only true if she finds the guy attractive.


I mean, no one wants an ugly dude to rape them.
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12/27/2012 07:57 AM
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Re: female co-worker smells good
Say to her that you noticed how good she smelled today and now you just have to eat some fruit
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Re: female co-worker smells good
i dont know how to explain my feelings very well... but seeing a woman with modern outfits closer in real life is something rare. i admit its beautiful, how could you control your desires in forgien countries? women in pictures are sexy, but in real...WOW!
 Quoting: aquamah


Well we have this thing called civilization...In civilization you supress and discipline your primal/animal/barbarian instincts for the sake of developed society.
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Just rape her. Deep in the subconscious mind, women secretly love involuntary love making.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22727118




Well, I can't speak for all women...


But this is only true if she finds the guy attractive.


I mean, no one wants an ugly dude to rape them.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


MO, are you serious ?

I don't think any woman wants to be raped, no matter how good looking the guy is !

And for someone to openly say "rape her !" on this forum...IMO it's just not right, but hey...I'm not a woman so what do I know.1dunno1
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Re: female co-worker smells good
i dont know how to explain my feelings very well... but seeing a woman with modern outfits closer in real life is something rare. i admit its beautiful, how could you control your desires in forgien countries? women in pictures are sexy, but in real...WOW!
 Quoting: aquamah


Well we have this thing called civilization...In civilization you supress and discipline your primal/animal/barbarian instincts for the sake of developed society.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10050529


in india they a have a dot in the forehead that says if they are married or not, a good idea but i duno in cristian society there people have a ring on the ring finger instead
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Opposites attract. So don't shower for 3 weeks (preferably during the warmer summer months), don't brush your teeth or comb your hair, and then approach her, knowing that since electrons attract protons, surely your unkempt state will attract this lovely-smelling beauty. :)
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12/27/2012 08:06 AM
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Re: female co-worker smells good
Isn't it nice????

To have consideration for others as well as yourself. Ahhhhh yea.

How nice.

I appreciate the nice scents as opposed to the opposite.
I worked with a fat pharmacist who smelled like she shit her pants. It made all of us gag.
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