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Sometimes, I have my doubts about God

 
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12/27/2012 08:46 AM
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Re: Sometimes, I have my doubts about God
It is normal to have doubt, we all go through our spurts whether we admit it or not. It is those moments when all doubt is removed and we believe.

This post sure attracted many of the godless...Titles like this bring out atheist like blood brings out sharks...
 Quoting: oLOVEz


So, you beLIEve that you are the inbred descendant of two sinners> That Noah had the time and resources to load two of every animal (excluding dinosaurs, of course) onto a wooden boat before a forty day storm that covered the earth (scientifically impossible), and your savior will return on (of all the wonders at his disposal) a horse???????? Sorry, but you'll "forgive" me if I have just a little doubt.pope
 Quoting: lasereyes


Did you even get to the part where he barfs out double edged swords which slay the nations with laughter?

Go back to working for paper, and leave talking for thinkers, k?
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12/27/2012 08:48 AM
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Re: Sometimes, I have my doubts about God
It is normal to have doubt, we all go through our spurts whether we admit it or not. It is those moments when all doubt is removed and we believe.

This post sure attracted many of the godless...Titles like this bring out atheist like blood brings out sharks...
 Quoting: oLOVEz


So, you beLIEve that you are the inbred descendant of two sinners> That Noah had the time and resources to load two of every animal (excluding dinosaurs, of course) onto a wooden boat before a forty day storm that covered the earth (scientifically impossible), and your savior will return on (of all the wonders at his disposal) a horse???????? Sorry, but you'll "forgive" me if I have just a little doubt.pope
 Quoting: lasereyes


to each their own. I try to understand the message and not nit pick details... you know, an optimist instead of a pessimist.

You may make a convincing argument to the mentally and spiritually feeble.
 Quoting: oLOVEz


Meanwhile we watch sisters and brothers on Springer, the government prepares genetic arks with Earth's DNA and hurricane Sandy bitchsmacks sodapop liberals who think God moves one millimeter when they legislate.
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12/27/2012 08:52 AM
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Re: Sometimes, I have my doubts about God
god cannot laugh. no lungs, no vocal cords.
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So then You can not do that also because we are created in His images
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12/27/2012 08:54 AM
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Re: Sometimes, I have my doubts about God
It is normal to have doubt, we all go through our spurts whether we admit it or not. It is those moments when all doubt is removed and we believe.

This post sure attracted many of the godless...Titles like this bring out atheist like blood brings out sharks...
 Quoting: oLOVEz


So, you beLIEve that you are the inbred descendant of two sinners> That Noah had the time and resources to load two of every animal (excluding dinosaurs, of course) onto a wooden boat before a forty day storm that covered the earth (scientifically impossible), and your savior will return on (of all the wonders at his disposal) a horse???????? Sorry, but you'll "forgive" me if I have just a little doubt.pope
 Quoting: lasereyes


Did you even get to the part where he barfs out double edged swords which slay the nations with laughter?

Go back to working for paper, and leave talking for thinkers, k?
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm


Thinkers? Like you Socrates? Obviously there is a massive shortage of "thinkers" if you label yourself one.skull_fing
lasereyes
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12/27/2012 08:57 AM
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Re: Sometimes, I have my doubts about God
It is normal to have doubt, we all go through our spurts whether we admit it or not. It is those moments when all doubt is removed and we believe.

This post sure attracted many of the godless...Titles like this bring out atheist like blood brings out sharks...
 Quoting: oLOVEz


So, you beLIEve that you are the inbred descendant of two sinners> That Noah had the time and resources to load two of every animal (excluding dinosaurs, of course) onto a wooden boat before a forty day storm that covered the earth (scientifically impossible), and your savior will return on (of all the wonders at his disposal) a horse???????? Sorry, but you'll "forgive" me if I have just a little doubt.pope
 Quoting: lasereyes


Did you even get to the part where he barfs out double edged swords which slay the nations with laughter?

Go back to working for paper, and leave talking for thinkers, k?
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm


Thinkers? Like you Socrates? Obviously there is a massive shortage of "thinkers" if you label yourself one.skull_fing
 Quoting: lasereyes


Nah goober, I'm The Bomb.
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So, you beLIEve that you are the inbred descendant of two sinners> That Noah had the time and resources to load two of every animal (excluding dinosaurs, of course) onto a wooden boat before a forty day storm that covered the earth (scientifically impossible), and your savior will return on (of all the wonders at his disposal) a horse???????? Sorry, but you'll "forgive" me if I have just a little doubt.pope
 Quoting: lasereyes


Did you even get to the part where he barfs out double edged swords which slay the nations with laughter?

Go back to working for paper, and leave talking for thinkers, k?
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm


Thinkers? Like you Socrates? Obviously there is a massive shortage of "thinkers" if you label yourself one.skull_fing
 Quoting: lasereyes


Nah goober, I'm The Bomb.
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm

Only while you're squatting on a toilet.s226
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12/27/2012 09:02 AM
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Re: Sometimes, I have my doubts about God
Sometimes, I stop thinking about all the disgraces in this world, and I come to a point where I get a little suspicious, about God's actions.......could he be just a sadistic fucker, watching our pain and laughing on us?
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FORGIVING LOVE

December 27, 2012





The Old Testament story of Joseph and his brothers holds a potent message for New Testament Christians. Joseph is a type of Christ and his brothers are a type of God's chosen people on earth. (Remember, God promised Jacob in Genesis 35:11: "Kings shall come out of thy loins.") Joseph's method of dealing with his brothers is a clear type of God's way of dealing with us today. This story of one man's forgiving love for his sinful brothers is a beautiful picture of God's love and grace for sinful man.

The story of Joseph and his brothers is one of the saddest tragedies in all of God's Word. This generation of chosen men never could believe they were loved. The devastating flood of sin and sorrow caused by their skepticism should serve as a solemn warning to us all.

Jacob felt exceptional love for Joseph, the child of his old age, and made special provisions to care for him. His older sons construed this extra attention to mean that their father loved Joseph more than he loved them: "And when his brethren saw that their father loved him [Joseph] more than all his brethren, they hated him" (Genesis 37:4).

Now the fact that Jacob loved Joseph so dearly did not mean that he loved his other sons any less. He had faithfully cared for and blessed all his children. They had received the same loving guidance and discipline, yet the older sons became jealous over what appeared to be one brother's favored position. Joseph seemed to get everything his heart desired, including a fancy coat of many colors. He was more blessed, more favored, more coddled—and it made them angry and jealous.

Have you ever been guilty of envying a brother in the Lord who seems to get everything he wants? His prayers always seem to be answered quickly. He never appears lonely, unloved or unneeded while you feel forsaken and alone. The roots of bitterness and jealousy begin to grow.

Beloved, this is dangerous ground. The moment we believe our heavenly Father loves us less than He loves someone else, we open ourselves to all kinds of evil. Whenever we complain about our circumstances, whether aloud or silently in our hearts, we accuse God of neglect.

Beware!
This is the very attitude that brought so much trouble to Joseph's brothers.
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12/27/2012 09:03 AM
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Re: Sometimes, I have my doubts about God
Insert Great White Throne joke here.
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12/27/2012 09:05 AM
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Re: Sometimes, I have my doubts about God
Insert Great White Throne joke here.
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm

Why? can't you "think" up one yourself, dullard?SmileyWink
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Re: Sometimes, I have my doubts about God
Insert Great White Throne joke here.
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm

Why? can't you "think" up one yourself, dullard?SmileyWink
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Nah, it was just too... Corny.
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12/27/2012 09:09 AM
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Re: Sometimes, I have my doubts about God
Insert Great White Throne joke here.
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm

Why? can't you "think" up one yourself, dullard?SmileyWink
 Quoting: lasereyes


Nah, it was just too... Corny.
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm


Maybe you need more fiber in your diet? "Think" you could manage to eat more ruffage and make your bombs better? You s-s-s-suck at "thinking".cheer
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Re: Sometimes, I have my doubts about God
Insert Great White Throne joke here.
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm

Why? can't you "think" up one yourself, dullard?SmileyWink
 Quoting: lasereyes


Nah, it was just too... Corny.
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm


Maybe you need more fiber in your diet? "Think" you could manage to eat more ruffage and make your bombs better? You s-s-s-suck at "thinking".cheer
 Quoting: lasereyes


How could I need more fiber? I'm drowning in corn flakes.
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12/27/2012 09:12 AM
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Re: Sometimes, I have my doubts about God
Alot of people are looking in the wrong place for God.
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"Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth."
Marcus Aurelius
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12/27/2012 09:14 AM
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Why? can't you "think" up one yourself, dullard?SmileyWink
 Quoting: lasereyes


Nah, it was just too... Corny.
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm


Maybe you need more fiber in your diet? "Think" you could manage to eat more ruffage and make your bombs better? You s-s-s-suck at "thinking".cheer
 Quoting: lasereyes


How could I need more fiber? I'm drowning in corn flakes.
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm


Well, "think" you could do the rest of the world a favor and go to sleep at the bottom of your bowl?banana2
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Re: Sometimes, I have my doubts about God
Well, "think" you could do the rest of the world a favor and go to sleep at the bottom of your bowl?banana2
 Quoting: lasereyes


The World was the favor I did for you in the first place.

You sure you want another favor?
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12/27/2012 09:20 AM
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Well, "think" you could do the rest of the world a favor and go to sleep at the bottom of your bowl?banana2
 Quoting: lasereyes


The World was the favor I did for you in the first place.

You sure you want another favor?
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm


How can we ever thank you oh great and wise A.D.D. Elephant? You really zinged me there. You can't hang with me....duhhhhh.butt
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12/27/2012 09:22 AM
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Re: Sometimes, I have my doubts about God
god cannot laugh. no lungs, no vocal cords.
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So then You can not do that also because we are created in His images
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29472446


does God also have genitalia look at the Hebrew word for image.
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12/27/2012 09:22 AM
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Re: Sometimes, I have my doubts about God
Well, "think" you could do the rest of the world a favor and go to sleep at the bottom of your bowl?banana2
 Quoting: lasereyes


The World was the favor I did for you in the first place.

You sure you want another favor?
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm


How can we ever thank you oh great and wise A.D.D. Elephant? You really zinged me there. You can't hang with me....duhhhhh.butt
 Quoting: lasereyes


Well whatcha want.
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12/27/2012 09:24 AM
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Re: Sometimes, I have my doubts about God
there ain't no fricking God, and Nature is just a funny bird.
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12/27/2012 09:25 AM
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Re: Sometimes, I have my doubts about God
there ain't no fricking God, and Nature is just a funny bird.
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WISH GRANTED MUTHAFUCKA!
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12/27/2012 09:27 AM
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Re: Sometimes, I have my doubts about God
Life is short, get it while you can.
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12/27/2012 09:28 AM
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Re: Sometimes, I have my doubts about God
Life sucks, die.
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Re: Sometimes, I have my doubts about God
Life is what you make it.
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Re: Sometimes, I have my doubts about God
God is the sun and he rises to give life to earth everyday.
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Re: Sometimes, I have my doubts about God
there ain't no fricking God, and Nature is just a funny bird.
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WISH GRANTED MUTHAFUCKA!
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm


That doesn't sound like something a "great thinker" would say. But keep going. Entrall us with your acumen. We're all waiting with baited breath oh, Kellogs King.afro
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Re: Sometimes, I have my doubts about God
there ain't no fricking God, and Nature is just a funny bird.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30653248


WISH GRANTED MUTHAFUCKA!
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm


That doesn't sound like something a "great thinker" would say. But keep going. Entrall us with your acumen. We're all waiting with baited breath oh, Kellogs King.afro
 Quoting: lasereyes


I may be a Great Thinker, but I prefer to entertain Pedantic Bullshit.

Fortunately for yourself.
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Re: Sometimes, I have my doubts about God
there ain't no fricking God, and Nature is just a funny bird.
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WISH GRANTED MUTHAFUCKA!
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm


That doesn't sound like something a "great thinker" would say. But keep going. Entrall us with your acumen. We're all waiting with baited breath oh, Kellogs King.afro
 Quoting: lasereyes


I may be a Great Thinker, but I prefer to entertain Pedantic Bullshit.

Fortunately for yourself.
 Quoting: Obsequious Pachyderm


No fortune for me. I hate idiots. Touch a nerve, did I? If memory serves and posts prove, you started on me and now you don't know how to handle someone who can hang with you, oh Great Thinker. You want to do me a favor? Then stop your crying and your pathetic attempts at one-upsmanship and getting the last word in and post on another thread.cry
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Re: Sometimes, I have my doubts about God
God is the sun and he rises to give life to earth everyday.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30738753


whatever
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Re: Sometimes, I have my doubts about God
No fortune for me. I hate idiots. Touch a nerve, did I? If memory serves and posts prove, you started on me and now you don't know how to handle someone who can hang with you, oh Great Thinker. You want to do me a favor? Then stop your crying and your pathetic attempts at one-upsmanship and getting the last word in and post on another thread.cry
 Quoting: lasereyes


Are you not entertained?
Prof. Einstein

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Re: Sometimes, I have my doubts about God
God is the sun and he rises to give life to earth everyday.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30738753


actually, it's the position of our orbit in the solar system that gives life to the earth.

just saying...





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