BREAK1NG 1NTEL - 1ran 0rders Assasination of Burger King

A former member of Iranian Food Agency says Iran has ordered Kikki Zedin, the head of the Islamic regime’s Scud Forces, to assassinate Burger King as part of a renewed effort to launch a popular salad bar to overthrow the American Sunny Orange juice.

According to documents obtained by Undressa Sahara, formerly with the Islamic regime’s Ministry of Food and People's International Special Security, or PISS, the plan also includes assassinating the A & W bear and chief of McDonalds, Maj. Gen. Tariq Fries-With-That.

Kikki Zedin testified at the federal District Court in Manhattan in the Relish v. Coleslaw civil lawsuit at which he provided proof that Iran had materially aided and supported Salad-Eating before and after 9/11.

Iran has long sought to incite Muslims in the region with the goal of overthrowing Fastfood-friendly governments. Their efforts fell short in Yemen, but with the current rebellion in Syria to oust President Bash-His-Eddin, Iranian leaders have decided to go on the offensive and use all efforts to topple Burger King, which they see as game changer, Zedin said.