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I'm married. AMA

 
TheBiss
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I'm married. AMA
My wife and I have been together for 20 years, married for 16 (14 of them happily). Ask me anything.
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12/27/2012 10:13 AM
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Hmm. My Husband and I have been together 21 years, married 17, 15 of them happily!

Cheers!
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what do you think about reincarnation?
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what do you think about reincarnation?
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It doesn't exist. I don't believe in karma either.
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Hmm. My Husband and I have been together 21 years, married 17, 15 of them happily!

Cheers!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30174001


I think everyone has to have that rough 2 year part somewhere in there. For us it was years 3 and 4.
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have you ever had an out of body experience before? if so what was it like?
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have you ever had an out of body experience before? if so what was it like?
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In college once. I dropped ten tabs one night in an attempt to peel back the edge of what I perceived to be reality, then picked a fight with the wallpaper. It was staring at me.
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Oh, what was it like. It was groovy. I sat on the hill outside my apartment and watched the star appear in the sky that evening. Each star would blink into place and make a sound like *DOINK!*
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What is AMA?
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12/27/2012 11:28 AM
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My wife and I have been together for 20 years
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And she has had 20 other temp husbands during this period.
Its ok your kids are probably yours, they always take care of that one.
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What is AMA?
 Quoting: DaKine


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Rank Abbr. Meaning
****** AMA Australian Medical Association
****** AMA American Medical Association
****** AMA American Marketing Association
****** AMA American Music Awards
****** AMA American Management Association
****** AMA Academy of Model Aeronautics (US model aircraft hobbyist organization)
****** AMA American Motorcyclist Association
****** AMA Alberta Motor Association (provincial branch of Canadian Automobile Association/American Automobile Association)
***** AMA A Mon Avis (French: In My Opinion)
***** AMA Against Medical Advice
***** AMA Année Mondiale de l'Astronomie (French: International Year of Astronomy)
***** AMA Accra Metropolitan Assembly (Ghana)
***** AMA Ask Me Anything
***** AMA Advanced Maternal Age (obstetrics)
***** AMA Asociación Médica Argentina (Spanish: Argentina Medical Association)
**** AMA Advanced Measurement Approach
**** AMA Automated Message Accounting
**** AMA Automatic Message Accounting
**** AMA Alberta Medical Association
**** AMA Arts Marketing Association (UK)
**** AMA Automobile Manufacturers Association
**** AMA American Missionary Association
**** AMA American Muslim Alliance
**** AMA Agricultural Management Assistance (Program)
**** AMA Anti-Mitochondrial Antibody (medical)
**** AMA Arizona Multihousing Association (Phoenix, Arizona rental housing industry trade association)
**** AMA Advanced Modern Apprenticeship
**** AMA Arm Muscle Area (Nutrition, Dietetics and Anthropometry)
*** AMA Asociacion Mexicana Automovilistica (Spanish: Mexican Automobile Association)
*** AMA Azienda Municipale Ambiente (Rome, Italy)
*** AMA Alaska Miners Association (Anchorage, AK, USA)
*** AMA Actual Mechanical Advantage
*** AMA Agricultural Marketing Act of 1946
*** AMA Adaptive Management Areas
*** AMA American Music Abroad
*** AMA American Muslim Association
*** AMA Association for Manitoba Archives (Winnipeg, MB, Canada)
*** AMA Amateur Martial Association
*** AMA African Muslim Agency
*** AMA Academy of Magical Arts, Inc
*** AMA Asset Management Agreement
*** AMA American Municipal Association
*** AMA Association Motocycliste Alternative (French: Alternative Motorcycle Association)
*** AMA Apparel Manufacturers Association (Arlington, VA)
*** AMA American Media Association
*** AMA Active Member Address
*** AMA American Mule Association
*** AMA Association des Musiciens Amateurs (French: Amateur Musicians Association)
*** AMA Air Materiel Area
*** AMA Amarillo, TX, USA - Amarillo International Airport (Airport Code)
*** AMA Assistant Manager for Administration
*** AMA Association of Members' Advocates (Wikipedian voluntary group; formerly Office of Members' Advocates)
*** AMA Acuerdos Multilaterales Ambientales (Spanish: Multilateral Environmental Agreements; UN)
*** AMA Asian Motorcycle Adventures
*** AMA Association of Miniature Artists
*** AMA Assistant Masters' Association
*** AMA Algemeen Militair Arts
** AMA Ahmedabad Medical Association
** AMA Acrylate Maleic Anhydride Terpolymer
** AMA American Modeling Association (fashion models)
** AMA Aircraft Movement Area
** AMA Africa Medical Association
** AMA Analysis of Materiel Approaches
** AMA Advanced Manageability Alliance (Intel & IBM)
** AMA American Maritime Association
** AMA Adaptive Motion Accuracy
** AMA American Museums Association
** AMA Appleton Museum of Art
** AMA Acoustic Model Adaptation
** AMA Agreement on Movement & Access (Israel and Palestine)
** AMA Alabama Military Academy
** AMA Argentia Management Authority, Inc
** AMA Association des Musulmans d'Afrique (French)
** AMA Automatic Memory Allocation
** AMA Ausiliarie Missionarie Agostiniane (French)
** AMA Association for Model Aviation
** AMA All Mods and Admins
** AMA Adhesive Manufacturers Association (Hoffman Estates, IL, US)
** AMA Associate Membership Agreement
** AMA Amis de la Musique et des Arts (French: Friends of Music and Arts)
** AMA Asociacion Modelos Argentinas
** AMA Atlanta Maritime Association (Atlanta, GA)
** AMA Airspace Management Authority
* AMA Acceleration Monitoring Assembly
* AMA Azimuth Motor Assembly
* AMA Angular Measurement Accuracy
* AMA Accounts Maintenance Automation
* AMA Achszahlmeldeanlage (German: device controlling the axis of a train)
* AMA Airborne Meteorological Assembly
* AMA Aircraft Maintenance Alert
* AMA American Ministerial Association
* AMA Adaptive Multifunction Antenna
* AMA Assistance Mission for Africa
* AMA Application Management Agent
* AMA Afghan Medical Aid
* AMA Alliance for Multicultural Assistance (Penton, MI)
* AMA Aggregated Multicast Address (multicast provisioning)
* AMA Aged Ministers Assistance
* AMA Agence Mondiale Antidopage (French: World Anti-Doping Agency; Montreal, Canada)
* AMA Advanced Motion Accelerator (monitor displays)
* AMA Advertising and Marketing Association (University of Virginia)
* AMA Aerosol Monitoring & Analysis (est. 1981; various locations)
* AMA Advanced Medical Assistant
* AMA Advanced Metering Analytics (Badger Meter)
* AMA Advanced Mobile Applications (est. 2004; UK)
* AMA Administrative Medical Assisting
* AMA Actors, Models, Artists Talent Agency
* AMA Acta Medica Austriaca (1974-2004; publication)
* AMA Action Martial Arts (various locations)
* AMA American Medical Aesthetics (Irvine, CA)
* AMA Agricultural Market Access
* AMA Alleenstaande Minderjarige Asielzoekers (Dutch: Unaccompanied Minor Asylum Seekers)
* AMA Albany Museum of Art (Albany, GA)
* AMA Application Migration Assistant (Oracle)
* AMA Antimonopoly Act (Japan)
* AMA Aniban Ng Mga Manggagawa Sa Agrikultura (Filipino: Alliance of Workers in Agriculture)
* AMA Anime Mid-Atlantic (Japanese animation convention; Virginia)
* AMA Asset Management Advisor (finance)
* AMA Arts in a Multicultural Australia
* AMA Austin Moore Arthroplasty (hip reconstruction)
* AMA Association of Municipal Administrators (Canada)
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TheBiss (OP)
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My wife and I have been together for 20 years
 Quoting: TheBiss


And she has had 20 other temp husbands during this period.
Its ok your kids are probably yours, they always take care of that one.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30821361


Good to know that my kids are mine. Thanks for the information!
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My wife and I have been together for 20 years
 Quoting: TheBiss


And she has had 20 other temp husbands during this period.
Its ok your kids are probably yours, they always take care of that one.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30821361


Actually, this was what caused the rough spot in years 3 and 4. I told her if we didn't get some kind of counseling that I was going to have to take our daughter, who was 2 at the time, and leave. We renewed out vows for our 5th anniversary.
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12/27/2012 11:51 AM

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What is AMA?
 Quoting: DaKine


[link to www.internetslang.com]

Rank Abbr. Meaning
****** AMA Australian Medical Association
****** AMA American Medical Association
****** AMA American Marketing Association
****** AMA American Music Awards
****** AMA American Management Association
****** AMA Academy of Model Aeronautics (US model aircraft hobbyist organization)
****** AMA American Motorcyclist Association
****** AMA Alberta Motor Association (provincial branch of Canadian Automobile Association/American Automobile Association)
***** AMA A Mon Avis (French: In My Opinion)
***** AMA Against Medical Advice
***** AMA Année Mondiale de l'Astronomie (French: International Year of Astronomy)
***** AMA Accra Metropolitan Assembly (Ghana)
***** AMA Ask Me Anything
***** AMA Advanced Maternal Age (obstetrics)
***** AMA Asociación Médica Argentina (Spanish: Argentina Medical Association)
**** AMA Advanced Measurement Approach
**** AMA Automated Message Accounting
**** AMA Automatic Message Accounting
**** AMA Alberta Medical Association
**** AMA Arts Marketing Association (UK)
**** AMA Automobile Manufacturers Association
**** AMA American Missionary Association
**** AMA American Muslim Alliance
**** AMA Agricultural Management Assistance (Program)
**** AMA Anti-Mitochondrial Antibody (medical)
**** AMA Arizona Multihousing Association (Phoenix, Arizona rental housing industry trade association)
**** AMA Advanced Modern Apprenticeship
**** AMA Arm Muscle Area (Nutrition, Dietetics and Anthropometry)
*** AMA Asociacion Mexicana Automovilistica (Spanish: Mexican Automobile Association)
*** AMA Azienda Municipale Ambiente (Rome, Italy)
*** AMA Alaska Miners Association (Anchorage, AK, USA)
*** AMA Actual Mechanical Advantage
*** AMA Agricultural Marketing Act of 1946
*** AMA Adaptive Management Areas
*** AMA American Music Abroad
*** AMA American Muslim Association
*** AMA Association for Manitoba Archives (Winnipeg, MB, Canada)
*** AMA Amateur Martial Association
*** AMA African Muslim Agency
*** AMA Academy of Magical Arts, Inc
*** AMA Asset Management Agreement
*** AMA American Municipal Association
*** AMA Association Motocycliste Alternative (French: Alternative Motorcycle Association)
*** AMA Apparel Manufacturers Association (Arlington, VA)
*** AMA American Media Association
*** AMA Active Member Address
*** AMA American Mule Association
*** AMA Association des Musiciens Amateurs (French: Amateur Musicians Association)
*** AMA Air Materiel Area
*** AMA Amarillo, TX, USA - Amarillo International Airport (Airport Code)
*** AMA Assistant Manager for Administration
*** AMA Association of Members' Advocates (Wikipedian voluntary group; formerly Office of Members' Advocates)
*** AMA Acuerdos Multilaterales Ambientales (Spanish: Multilateral Environmental Agreements; UN)
*** AMA Asian Motorcycle Adventures
*** AMA Association of Miniature Artists
*** AMA Assistant Masters' Association
*** AMA Algemeen Militair Arts
** AMA Ahmedabad Medical Association
** AMA Acrylate Maleic Anhydride Terpolymer
** AMA American Modeling Association (fashion models)
** AMA Aircraft Movement Area
** AMA Africa Medical Association
** AMA Analysis of Materiel Approaches
** AMA Advanced Manageability Alliance (Intel & IBM)
** AMA American Maritime Association
** AMA Adaptive Motion Accuracy
** AMA American Museums Association
** AMA Appleton Museum of Art
** AMA Acoustic Model Adaptation
** AMA Agreement on Movement & Access (Israel and Palestine)
** AMA Alabama Military Academy
** AMA Argentia Management Authority, Inc
** AMA Association des Musulmans d'Afrique (French)
** AMA Automatic Memory Allocation
** AMA Ausiliarie Missionarie Agostiniane (French)
** AMA Association for Model Aviation
** AMA All Mods and Admins
** AMA Adhesive Manufacturers Association (Hoffman Estates, IL, US)
** AMA Associate Membership Agreement
** AMA Amis de la Musique et des Arts (French: Friends of Music and Arts)
** AMA Asociacion Modelos Argentinas
** AMA Atlanta Maritime Association (Atlanta, GA)
** AMA Airspace Management Authority
* AMA Acceleration Monitoring Assembly
* AMA Azimuth Motor Assembly
* AMA Angular Measurement Accuracy
* AMA Accounts Maintenance Automation
* AMA Achszahlmeldeanlage (German: device controlling the axis of a train)
* AMA Airborne Meteorological Assembly
* AMA Aircraft Maintenance Alert
* AMA American Ministerial Association
* AMA Adaptive Multifunction Antenna
* AMA Assistance Mission for Africa
* AMA Application Management Agent
* AMA Afghan Medical Aid
* AMA Alliance for Multicultural Assistance (Penton, MI)
* AMA Aggregated Multicast Address (multicast provisioning)
* AMA Aged Ministers Assistance
* AMA Agence Mondiale Antidopage (French: World Anti-Doping Agency; Montreal, Canada)
* AMA Advanced Motion Accelerator (monitor displays)
* AMA Advertising and Marketing Association (University of Virginia)
* AMA Aerosol Monitoring & Analysis (est. 1981; various locations)
* AMA Advanced Medical Assistant
* AMA Advanced Metering Analytics (Badger Meter)
* AMA Advanced Mobile Applications (est. 2004; UK)
* AMA Administrative Medical Assisting
* AMA Actors, Models, Artists Talent Agency
* AMA Acta Medica Austriaca (1974-2004; publication)
* AMA Action Martial Arts (various locations)
* AMA American Medical Aesthetics (Irvine, CA)
* AMA Agricultural Market Access
* AMA Alleenstaande Minderjarige Asielzoekers (Dutch: Unaccompanied Minor Asylum Seekers)
* AMA Albany Museum of Art (Albany, GA)
* AMA Application Migration Assistant (Oracle)
* AMA Antimonopoly Act (Japan)
* AMA Aniban Ng Mga Manggagawa Sa Agrikultura (Filipino: Alliance of Workers in Agriculture)
* AMA Anime Mid-Atlantic (Japanese animation convention; Virginia)
* AMA Asset Management Advisor (finance)
* AMA Arts in a Multicultural Australia
* AMA Austin Moore Arthroplasty (hip reconstruction)
* AMA Association of Municipal Administrators (Canada)
 Quoting: TheBiss


Oh, okay. I thought you might be trying to abbreviate "ask me a question" and were just dumb enough to leave off the last word.
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Oh, okay. I thought you might be trying to abbreviate "ask me a question" and were just dumb enough to leave off the last word.
 Quoting: DaKine


There's also "Ask Me Anything"... which seemed like a good idea at the time considering how many people on GLP seem inclined towards matrimony today.
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So do you have like a calendar for the years, and write good or shitty on each one, then count them up to see where you stand?
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12/27/2012 12:16 PM
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have you ever had an out of body experience before? if so what was it like?
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In college once. I dropped ten tabs one night in an attempt to peel back the edge of what I perceived to be reality, then picked a fight with the wallpaper. It was staring at me.
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But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.
I Corinthians 2:14

God doesn't choose favorites.. They choose HIM

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12/27/2012 12:26 PM
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Did you find my wallet? I dropped it somewhere and thought I might have left it at your house the other day while you were at work.
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12/27/2012 12:48 PM
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Wow you put up with a cheating wife? I would have bolted out!
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Did you find my wallet? I dropped it somewhere and thought I might have left it at your house the other day while you were at work.
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Nope, sorry. Did you have any cash in it?
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Wow you put up with a cheating wife? I would have bolted out!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29569081


This is why so many marriages fail right around the 7 year mark. Today's American has a marked lack of sticktoitivness and tenacity. They bolt at the first sign of adversity. It's a sign of weakness and lack of character.
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So do you have like a calendar for the years, and write good or shitty on each one, then count them up to see where you stand?
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No, it's that I just remember years 3 and 4 as very difficult in our relationship. She was not completely to blame. I was teaching at a middle school at the time, and surrounded by many new (and attractive) teachers right out of college, with whom I spent more time during the day than my wife.

I didn't cheat on her with these new and attractive teachers, but in a way I did... "As a man thinks in his heart, so is he..." I suppose that my actions were somewhat alienating to my wife. I understand that this is a common occurrence with teachers and their spouses.
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