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Well, it is official. I am fat.

 
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12/27/2012 10:19 AM
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Well, it is official. I am fat.
I have tried to overlook it for a while now. I have even tried to justify it by saying I'm middle aged. It's normal. Well, it has become a cold harsh reality that I am way over my ideal weight. I wrestled in high school. Was able to run 10 miles at the drop of a hat, but not now. A mile would be a bitch.

Well, no more. I am going to lose the gut and hopefully get back to feeling better. Man, this is going to be tough. 50 pounds to lose...
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Less talk, more walk fatty.
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12/27/2012 10:31 AM
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i feel fat.
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12/27/2012 10:38 AM
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Re: Well, it is official. I am fat.
When I was in Highschool I was able to jog 7 miles a day and even in College I was pretty active doing 4-5 miles every other day. Now that I just turned 29 Ive been sick with myself and the way I looked so I said it doesnt have to be this way. I went back to my old ways, Im jogging 5 miles a day and eating clean now. Its much harder to lose the weight now that Im older but I know its still possible, I just have to do that much more. It all depends on how bad you want it when it comes to weight loss.
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12/27/2012 10:40 AM
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Re: Well, it is official. I am fat.
I have tried to overlook it for a while now. I have even tried to justify it by saying I'm middle aged. It's normal. Well, it has become a cold harsh reality that I am way over my ideal weight. I wrestled in high school. Was able to run 10 miles at the drop of a hat, but not now. A mile would be a bitch.

Well, no more. I am going to lose the gut and hopefully get back to feeling better. Man, this is going to be tough. 50 pounds to lose...
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Put the cookies down and read this! LOL


Ok what’s your numbers? Weight? Height?
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12/27/2012 10:48 AM
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Re: Well, it is official. I am fat.
I have tried to overlook it for a while now. I have even tried to justify it by saying I'm middle aged. It's normal. Well, it has become a cold harsh reality that I am way over my ideal weight. I wrestled in high school. Was able to run 10 miles at the drop of a hat, but not now. A mile would be a bitch.

Well, no more. I am going to lose the gut and hopefully get back to feeling better. Man, this is going to be tough. 50 pounds to lose...
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You should try juicing
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It works for me, even just a few days at a time.
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12/27/2012 10:50 AM
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Less talk, more walk fatty.
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lmao
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12/27/2012 10:54 AM

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Less talk, more walk fatty.
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Ignore Brief, OP.

You shouldn't put yourself down like that. Most likely you are just Big boned.

Were you delivered by Caesarian Section? YES/NO?

If Yes, you are just Big boned.

If No, yeah..you are probably just fat. Take Brief's advice.


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12/27/2012 10:56 AM
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Re: Well, it is official. I am fat.
I hit 40 and added 25 extra as well. It sucks. I go to the gym 5 days a week just to maintain and not letting hit go too far... But I don't seem to loose any weight.

On the other hand, the wife quit gluton and lost 18 pounds in 2 months.

Not easy tho. Bread, beer = YUM.
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12/27/2012 02:59 PM
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Re: Well, it is official. I am fat.
I have tried to overlook it for a while now. I have even tried to justify it by saying I'm middle aged. It's normal. Well, it has become a cold harsh reality that I am way over my ideal weight. I wrestled in high school. Was able to run 10 miles at the drop of a hat, but not now. A mile would be a bitch.

Well, no more. I am going to lose the gut and hopefully get back to feeling better. Man, this is going to be tough. 50 pounds to lose...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24090746


Put the cookies down and read this! LOL


Ok what’s your numbers? Weight? Height?
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5' 11" 228lbs. Yea, change is on the way for me. This sucks.
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12/27/2012 03:01 PM
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Re: Well, it is official. I am fat.
I hit 40 and added 25 extra as well. It sucks. I go to the gym 5 days a week just to maintain and not letting hit go too far... But I don't seem to loose any weight.

On the other hand, the wife quit gluton and lost 18 pounds in 2 months.

Not easy tho. Bread, beer = YUM.
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Yea, bread and beer are the big hitters in my diet. These are the first things to go...
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12/27/2012 03:05 PM
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Re: Well, it is official. I am fat.
I hit 40 and added 25 extra as well. It sucks. I go to the gym 5 days a week just to maintain and not letting hit go too far... But I don't seem to loose any weight.

On the other hand, the wife quit gluton and lost 18 pounds in 2 months.

Not easy tho. Bread, beer = YUM.
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Yea, bread and beer are the big hitters in my diet. These are the first things to go...
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Good luck to you. You can do it because you were not always a fat prick so you have that reference to what it is like to be in shape.I'm rooting for you.

Eye of the tiger!!!!

haha
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Re: Well, it is official. I am fat.
I have tried to overlook it for a while now. I have even tried to justify it by saying I'm middle aged. It's normal. Well, it has become a cold harsh reality that I am way over my ideal weight. I wrestled in high school. Was able to run 10 miles at the drop of a hat, but not now. A mile would be a bitch.

Well, no more. I am going to lose the gut and hopefully get back to feeling better. Man, this is going to be tough. 50 pounds to lose...
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David Crosby of Crosby Stills and Nash was fat and he had a huge cocaine habit.
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12/27/2012 03:07 PM

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Re: Well, it is official. I am fat.
I hit 40 and added 25 extra as well. It sucks. I go to the gym 5 days a week just to maintain and not letting hit go too far... But I don't seem to loose any weight.

On the other hand, the wife quit gluton and lost 18 pounds in 2 months.

Not easy tho. Bread, beer = YUM.
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Yea, bread and beer are the big hitters in my diet. These are the first things to go...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24090746


You're giving up beer?

Are you just trying to lose weight or turning gay?
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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12/27/2012 03:16 PM
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Re: Well, it is official. I am fat.
I gained 10 pounds just reading this.
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12/27/2012 03:17 PM
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Re: Well, it is official. I am fat.
Ooh that reminds me, I have a big bag of Reese's peanut butter cups!!

No, I'm not fat.
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12/27/2012 03:21 PM
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Re: Well, it is official. I am fat.
It's simple, OP. EAT LESS.
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12/27/2012 03:23 PM

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It's simple, OP. EAT LESS.
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30 minutes on a treadmill and I can burn 300 calories, but it takes about three bites of chocolate cake to replace that...
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12/27/2012 03:25 PM
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It's simple, OP. EAT LESS.
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30 minutes on a treadmill and I can burn 300 calories, but it takes about three bites of chocolate cake to replace that...
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the calory burning will increase day by day. gotta get the methabolism going.
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It's simple, OP. EAT LESS.
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30 minutes on a treadmill and I can burn 300 calories, but it takes about three bites of chocolate cake to replace that...
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the calory burning will increase day by day. gotta get the methabolism going.
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Well, maybe...the calories on the machine is a calculation of energy and not necessarily the amount of calories a person burns while on it...
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12/27/2012 03:30 PM
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Less talk, more walk fatty.
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My wife has been struggling, I'll tell her what you said BRIEF.

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dead
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Less talk, more walk fatty.
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My wife has been struggling, I'll tell her what you said BRIEF.

BRB
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LOL!
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12/27/2012 03:34 PM
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Re: Well, it is official. I am fat.
im with you op! lets do this shit! i was 113kilos and went down to 74 in one year and it took so much hard work, now after a relationship breakup i went back to comfort eating and put on 10 kilos in four weeks. i need to get it off and et back on track i never reached being slim even at 74kilos and i want to be slim and gorgeous at least once in my life and i want to feel how it feels and then i want my new boyf to feel how it feels! not feel this giant walrus! so starting tomorrow im going to stop eating crap and do workouts. if you keep up posting i will too for moral support !!
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12/27/2012 04:01 PM
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Re: Well, it is official. I am fat.
I have tried to overlook it for a while now. I have even tried to justify it by saying I'm middle aged. It's normal. Well, it has become a cold harsh reality that I am way over my ideal weight. I wrestled in high school. Was able to run 10 miles at the drop of a hat, but not now. A mile would be a bitch.

Well, no more. I am going to lose the gut and hopefully get back to feeling better. Man, this is going to be tough. 50 pounds to lose...
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I lost 35 pound through the Leptin Diet and have kept the weight off for over a year.
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12/27/2012 04:13 PM
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Less talk, more walk fatty.
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My wife has been struggling, I'll tell her what you said BRIEF.

BRB
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12/27/2012 04:13 PM
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I would be considered underweight by modern standards. I only eat one meal a day on average.

I am of the philosophy: "Eat healthy, and you'll only eat when you're truly hungry."

Surround yourself with addictive chemical-laced foods and you'll consume like a crack addict in Portugal.
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d-bol plus weight lifting is your friend.......
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12/27/2012 04:16 PM
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Less talk, more walk fatty.
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My wife has been struggling, I'll tell her what you said BRIEF.

BRB
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:rotf::rotf::rotf:
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12/27/2012 04:24 PM
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Re: Well, it is official. I am fat.
I hit 40 and added 25 extra as well. It sucks. I go to the gym 5 days a week just to maintain and not letting hit go too far... But I don't seem to loose any weight.

On the other hand, the wife quit gluton and lost 18 pounds in 2 months.

Not easy tho. Bread, beer = YUM.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1303166


Yea, bread and beer are the big hitters in my diet. These are the first things to go...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24090746


You're giving up beer?

Are you just trying to lose weight or turning gay?
 Quoting: BRIEF


Someone trolling AC's for dates again?

tomato
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Re: Well, it is official. I am fat.
I hit 40 and added 25 extra as well. It sucks. I go to the gym 5 days a week just to maintain and not letting hit go too far... But I don't seem to loose any weight.

On the other hand, the wife quit gluton and lost 18 pounds in 2 months.

Not easy tho. Bread, beer = YUM.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1303166


Yea, bread and beer are the big hitters in my diet. These are the first things to go...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24090746


You're giving up beer?

Are you just trying to lose weight or turning gay?
 Quoting: BRIEF


Someone trolling AC's for dates again?

tomato
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How did you get out of my basement again, dammit?
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