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I want to join illuminati

 
Anonymous Coward
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12/27/2012 12:27 PM
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I want to join illuminati
I want to join illuminati.

I know that by now they had no interest in my natal chart or activly participated in my life but I would like to join.

I am willing to start in bottom doing some clerk job sorting mail or something for $2000-$3000 a month.

Does anyone know their email adress so I can applay?

Help pls.
Anti Vortex

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12/27/2012 12:28 PM

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Re: I want to join illuminati
I checked.

They're only accepting universal blood donors at this juncture.
Have you signed in with the "I'm RH negative and special" thread?
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/27/2012 12:29 PM
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Re: I want to join illuminati
Thanx but unfortunatly I am positive + but still 0.
Does 0+ counts also?
I checked.

They're only accepting universal blood donors at this juncture.
Have you signed in with the "I'm RH negative and special" thread?
 Quoting: Anti Vortex
Anonymous Coward
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12/27/2012 12:30 PM
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Re: I want to join illuminati
Wow, you have no idea how much facepalm you've manifested. stars
Jacked Burton

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12/27/2012 12:31 PM
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Re: I want to join illuminati
Jebus give yourself some credit...at least start the negotiations at 200ish K and being someone of importance...some kind of somebody

Last Edited by Jacked Burton on 12/27/2012 12:32 PM
It's all in the reflexes.
Anti Vortex

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12/27/2012 12:34 PM

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Re: I want to join illuminati
Thanx but unfortunatly I am positive + but still 0.
Does 0+ counts also?
I checked.

They're only accepting universal blood donors at this juncture.
Have you signed in with the "I'm RH negative and special" thread?
 Quoting: Anti Vortex

 Quoting: Miss_Anonymous


Just scratch out the plus sign and turn it into a negative. If you wave your butt around a bunch they probably won't even notice the switch.
Jacked Burton

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12/27/2012 12:35 PM
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Re: I want to join illuminati
In my area you just need an all white van/truck and pledge allegiance to install satellite dishes
It's all in the reflexes.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/27/2012 12:35 PM
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Re: I want to join illuminati
There you c I asked:


Thread: RHESUS NEGATIVE PEOPLE...you know who you are (Page 5)
I checked.

They're only accepting universal blood donors at this juncture.
Have you signed in with the "I'm RH negative and special" thread?
 Quoting: Anti Vortex
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/27/2012 12:36 PM
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Re: I want to join illuminati
I don't know how to install satelite dishes :(
In my area you just need an all white van/truck and pledge allegiance to install satellite dishes
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12/27/2012 12:36 PM
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Re: I want to join illuminati
bottom of the ladder $36K a year.

Some ladder you got there.

I thought the illuminated ones were doing away with the 0+ ones. What did I miss anyway,

oh "universal donor" I get it.
Anti Vortex

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12/27/2012 12:37 PM

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Re: I want to join illuminati
There you c I asked:

Thread: RHESUS NEGATIVE PEOPLE...you know who you are (Page 5)
Thread: RHESUS NEGATIVE PEOPLE...you know who you are (Page 5)
I checked.

They're only accepting universal blood donors at this juncture.
Have you signed in with the "I'm RH negative and special" thread?
 Quoting: Anti Vortex

 Quoting: Miss_Anonymous


Dude, you went back in time to post on that thread. I think you're already one of them.

hiding
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/27/2012 12:37 PM
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Re: I want to join illuminati
I agree to 36K a year.
What is this donor thing?
bottom of the ladder $36K a year.

Some ladder you got there.

I thought the illuminated ones were doing away with the 0+ ones. What did I miss anyway,

oh "universal donor" I get it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9571037
Sir France's Beercan

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12/27/2012 12:38 PM

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Wow, you have no idea how much facepalm you've manifested. stars
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29235651


Thanks for letting us know. Now you can continue with your penis palming.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/27/2012 12:38 PM
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Re: I want to join illuminati
I wish ... then I would have money and a job.
I am unemployed now.That's why I want to applay.
There you c I asked:

Thread: RHESUS NEGATIVE PEOPLE...you know who you are (Page 5)
Thread: RHESUS NEGATIVE PEOPLE...you know who you are (Page 5)
I checked.

They're only accepting universal blood donors at this juncture.
Have you signed in with the "I'm RH negative and special" thread?
 Quoting: Anti Vortex

 Quoting: Miss_Anonymous


Dude, you went back in time to post on that thread. I think you're already one of them.

hiding
 Quoting: Anti Vortex
Anti Vortex

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12/27/2012 12:40 PM

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Re: I want to join illuminati
I wish ... then I would have money and a job.
I am unemployed now.That's why I want to applay.
There you c I asked:

Thread: RHESUS NEGATIVE PEOPLE...you know who you are (Page 5)
Thread: RHESUS NEGATIVE PEOPLE...you know who you are (Page 5)
I checked.

They're only accepting universal blood donors at this juncture.
Have you signed in with the "I'm RH negative and special" thread?
 Quoting: Anti Vortex

 Quoting: Miss_Anonymous


Dude, you went back in time to post on that thread. I think you're already one of them.

hiding
 Quoting: Anti Vortex

 Quoting: Miss_Anonymous


Oh, you think they pay.
No, they don't pay their slaves.
You just get the reward of being randomly used and the book rights and some merchandising if you sell it correctly.
Anti Vortex

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12/27/2012 12:41 PM

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Re: I want to join illuminati
Wow, you have no idea how much facepalm you've manifested. stars
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29235651


Thanks for letting us know. Now you can continue with your penis palming.
 Quoting: Sir France's Beercan


I think I love you.
Anonymous Coward
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12/27/2012 12:41 PM
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Re: I want to join illuminati
I agree to 36K a year.
What is this donor thing?
bottom of the ladder $36K a year.

Some ladder you got there.

I thought the illuminated ones were doing away with the 0+ ones. What did I miss anyway,

oh "universal donor" I get it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9571037

 Quoting: Miss_Anonymous


blood, organ donor, you know vampire pets.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/27/2012 12:42 PM
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Re: I want to join illuminati
Oh not a problem.I have already prepered for this.
I have one healthy liver to offer...
I agree to 36K a year.
What is this donor thing?
bottom of the ladder $36K a year.

Some ladder you got there.

I thought the illuminated ones were doing away with the 0+ ones. What did I miss anyway,

oh "universal donor" I get it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9571037

 Quoting: Miss_Anonymous


blood, organ donor, you know vampire pets.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9571037
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/27/2012 12:43 PM
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Re: I want to join illuminati
How not paying I heared celebrity make big bucks?
What you mean no pay???!!!
I wish ... then I would have money and a job.
I am unemployed now.That's why I want to applay.


Dude, you went back in time to post on that thread. I think you're already one of them.

hiding
 Quoting: Anti Vortex

 Quoting: Miss_Anonymous


Oh, you think they pay.
No, they don't pay their slaves.
You just get the reward of being randomly used and the book rights and some merchandising if you sell it correctly.
 Quoting: Anti Vortex
Sir France's Beercan

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12/27/2012 12:43 PM

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Re: I want to join illuminati
Wow, you have no idea how much facepalm you've manifested. stars
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29235651


Thanks for letting us know. Now you can continue with your penis palming.
 Quoting: Sir France's Beercan


I think I love you.
 Quoting: Anti Vortex


That's actually made my balls stir...
Jacked Burton

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12/27/2012 12:45 PM
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Re: I want to join illuminati
op delete this thread now unless you are trollin
It's all in the reflexes.
Anti Vortex

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12/27/2012 12:45 PM

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Re: I want to join illuminati
How not paying I heared celebrity make big bucks?
What you mean no pay???!!!

 Quoting: Miss_Anonymous


Even those celebs don't make anything from being used.
They just rake it all in on the merchandising and book rights.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/27/2012 12:47 PM
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Re: I want to join illuminati
Move!No sexual connotations pls.One more post like this and I will delete you.Rude people.
Wow, you have no idea how much facepalm you've manifested. stars
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29235651


Thanks for letting us know. Now you can continue with your penis palming.
 Quoting: Sir France's Beercan


I think I love you.
 Quoting: Anti Vortex


That's actually made my balls stir...
 Quoting: Sir France's Beercan
Anti Vortex

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12/27/2012 12:47 PM

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Re: I want to join illuminati
op delete this thread now unless you are trollin
 Quoting: Jacked Burton


What's wrong with a good troll with a touch of truth?
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/27/2012 12:48 PM
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Re: I want to join illuminati
Look they have some zeros on their bank account.
I don't think that's nothing.
How not paying I heared celebrity make big bucks?
What you mean no pay???!!!

 Quoting: Miss_Anonymous


Even those celebs don't make anything from being used.
They just rake it all in on the merchandising and book rights.
 Quoting: Anti Vortex
Anti Vortex

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12/27/2012 12:52 PM

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Re: I want to join illuminati
Look they have some zeros on their bank account.
I don't think that's nothing.
How not paying I heared celebrity make big bucks?
What you mean no pay???!!!

 Quoting: Miss_Anonymous


Even those celebs don't make anything from being used.
They just rake it all in on the merchandising and book rights.
 Quoting: Anti Vortex

 Quoting: Miss_Anonymous


Have you seen all of the pointless clothing lines these celebs sell with their names all over the tags?
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/27/2012 12:55 PM
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Re: I want to join illuminati
I don't care I don't need to be celebrity.
I would be happy if I got sorting mail job for 36k a year.
I am willing to start at bottom.
Application link anyone pls?
Prostetnik

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12/27/2012 12:56 PM

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Re: I want to join illuminati
You probably already work for them without knowing it.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/27/2012 12:59 PM
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Re: I want to join illuminati
Well if so...I want money for the job I do!
You probably already work for them without knowing it.
 Quoting: Prostetnik
Anti Vortex

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12/27/2012 12:59 PM

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You probably already work for them without knowing it.
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That's never a fun one to wake up to in the morning.
sun the dreamdealer
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12/27/2012 12:59 PM
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Re: I want to join illuminati
i want to join the illuminati too

hey illuminati, if you guys read this know that i want to join you


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