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My avatar...For MORANS

 
Jacked Burton
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My avatar...For MORANS
On all the negs I get I seem to get homoerotic references about my lip sticked avatar being gay.

Jacked Burton didn't put on lip stick. He takes sugar from the protagonist hot bitch, kicks the shit out of demi-gods,while still finding time to make some other girl come about 30 minutes ago whilst drinkink red zin n smokin dank.

stay thirsty my friends
It's all in the reflexes.
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If we're going to talk about misconstrued avatars, can I just mention that mine is not actually a sign of the illuminati? Thanks xx.
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If we're going to talk about misconstrued avatars, can I just mention that mine is not actually a sign of the illuminati? Thanks xx.
 Quoting: Anti Vortex


It's a slowly blinking red right eye.
It's all in the reflexes.
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Re: My avatar...For MORANS
looks like a guy wearing lipstick to me, so you must be gay
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If we're going to talk about misconstrued avatars, can I just mention that mine is not actually a sign of the illuminati? Thanks xx.
 Quoting: Anti Vortex


It's a slowly blinking red right eye.
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awakening...ha got it naow
It's all in the reflexes.
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If we're going to talk about misconstrued avatars, can I just mention that mine is not actually a sign of the illuminati? Thanks xx.
 Quoting: Anti Vortex


Your right its just the all seeing eye of God
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If we're going to talk about misconstrued avatars, can I just mention that mine is not actually a sign of the illuminati? Thanks xx.
 Quoting: Anti Vortex


It's a slowly blinking red right eye.
 Quoting: Jacked Burton


It's awesome. And I only went to a couple of events at skull and bones. I'm more like an acquaintance rather than illuminati.
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If we're going to talk about misconstrued avatars, can I just mention that mine is not actually a sign of the illuminati? Thanks xx.
 Quoting: Anti Vortex


It's a slowly blinking red right eye.
 Quoting: Jacked Burton


awakening...ha got it naow
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Yep.
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looks like a guy wearing lipstick to me, so you must be gay
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I will fuck your gf for these verbal atrocities you are building around me.
It's all in the reflexes.
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And just for the record I thought it was a girl's lipstick on your av..like it had gotten there from an overkill kiss.
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so gay
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so gay
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Im just playin baby...now give daddy some sugar
It's all in the reflexes.
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Re: My avatar...For MORANS
On all the negs I get I seem to get homoerotic references about my lip sticked avatar being gay.

Jacked Burton didn't put on lip stick. He takes sugar from the protagonist hot bitch, kicks the shit out of demi-gods,while still finding time to make some other girl come about 30 minutes ago whilst drinkink red zin n smokin dank.

stay thirsty my friends
 Quoting: Jacked Burton


hmm...I thought it was Patrick Swayze...

never mind

Mine is a real live cam of an elephant on a trampoline, though...you can subscribe to it if you want
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The chariots of God are tens of thousands, and thousands of thousands.
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Re: My avatar...For MORANS
On all the negs I get I seem to get homoerotic references about my lip sticked avatar being gay.

Jacked Burton didn't put on lip stick. He takes sugar from the protagonist hot bitch, kicks the shit out of demi-gods,while still finding time to make some other girl come about 30 minutes ago whilst drinkink red zin n smokin dank.

stay thirsty my friends
 Quoting: Jacked Burton


hmm...I thought it was Patrick Swayze...

never mind

Mine is a real live cam of an elephant on a trampoline, though...you can subscribe to it if you want
 Quoting: Shoot straight Johnny


It's not Patrick Swayze????
Now I'm just lost.
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Re: My avatar...For MORANS
On all the negs I get I seem to get homoerotic references about my lip sticked avatar being gay.

Jacked Burton didn't put on lip stick. He takes sugar from the protagonist hot bitch, kicks the shit out of demi-gods,while still finding time to make some other girl come about 30 minutes ago whilst drinkink red zin n smokin dank.

stay thirsty my friends
 Quoting: Jacked Burton


medal
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Re: My avatar...For MORANS
On all the negs I get I seem to get homoerotic references about my lip sticked avatar being gay.

Jacked Burton didn't put on lip stick. He takes sugar from the protagonist hot bitch, kicks the shit out of demi-gods,while still finding time to make some other girl come about 30 minutes ago whilst drinkink red zin n smokin dank.

stay thirsty my friends
 Quoting: Jacked Burton


hmm...I thought it was Patrick Swayze...

never mind

Mine is a real live cam of an elephant on a trampoline, though...you can subscribe to it if you want
 Quoting: Shoot straight Johnny


It's not Patrick Swayze????
Now I'm just lost.
 Quoting: Anti Vortex


Kurt Russel is Patrick Swayze
Patrick Swayze is Finkle
Finkle is Einhorn

Einhorn Is A MAN...BABY



Last Edited by Jacked Burton on 12/27/2012 12:59 PM
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On all the negs I get I seem to get homoerotic references about my lip sticked avatar being gay.

Jacked Burton didn't put on lip stick. He takes sugar from the protagonist hot bitch, kicks the shit out of demi-gods,while still finding time to make some other girl come about 30 minutes ago whilst drinkink red zin n smokin dank.

stay thirsty my friends
 Quoting: Jacked Burton


Never drive faster than you can see... Karma up
One of these days... A *REAL* rain is gonna come and wash all this scum off the streets.
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Re: My avatar...For MORANS
On all the negs I get I seem to get homoerotic references about my lip sticked avatar being gay.

Jacked Burton didn't put on lip stick. He takes sugar from the protagonist hot bitch, kicks the shit out of demi-gods,while still finding time to make some other girl come about 30 minutes ago whilst drinkink red zin n smokin dank.

stay thirsty my friends
 Quoting: Jacked Burton


hmm...I thought it was Patrick Swayze...

never mind

Mine is a real live cam of an elephant on a trampoline, though...you can subscribe to it if you want
 Quoting: Shoot straight Johnny


It's not Patrick Swayze????
Now I'm just lost.
 Quoting: Anti Vortex


Well, at least it proves I clicked on the right thread then...title does say for morans...
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Re: My avatar...For MORANS
On all the negs I get I seem to get homoerotic references about my lip sticked avatar being gay.

Jacked Burton didn't put on lip stick. He takes sugar from the protagonist hot bitch, kicks the shit out of demi-gods,while still finding time to make some other girl come about 30 minutes ago whilst drinkink red zin n smokin dank.

stay thirsty my friends
 Quoting: Jacked Burton


hmm...I thought it was Patrick Swayze...

never mind

Mine is a real live cam of an elephant on a trampoline, though...you can subscribe to it if you want
 Quoting: Shoot straight Johnny


It's not Patrick Swayze????
Now I'm just lost.
 Quoting: Anti Vortex


Well, at least it proves I clicked on the right thread then...title does say for morans...
 Quoting: Shoot straight Johnny


huffypphtt
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Duh....so now I'm a double moran...it IS Patrick Swayze!

I thought you said it was Jack Burton...whoever he is..?


My head hurts. I need to lie down.

Last Edited by Bouncing elephant on 12/27/2012 01:11 PM
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12/27/2012 01:09 PM
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Duh....so now I'm a double moran...it IS Patrick Swayze!

I thought you said it was Jack Barton...whoever he is..?


My head hurts. I need to lie down.
 Quoting: Shoot straight Johnny


He is the crazy uncle of Jack Burton...makes shit ass vodka that causes nausea
It's all in the reflexes.
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I'll help ya out, Jack.

All you 'naysayers', start at the 2:10.

Jack's a freakin stud biscuit.

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Lol I know that movie!
I'll help ya out, Jack.

All you 'naysayers', start at the 2:10.

Jack's a freakin stud biscuit.


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Duh....so now I'm a double moran...it IS Patrick Swayze!

I thought you said it was Jack Burton...whoever he is..?


My head hurts. I need to lie down.
 Quoting: Shoot straight Johnny


Its KURT RUSSELL
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Lol I know that movie!
I'll help ya out, Jack.

All you 'naysayers', start at the 2:10.

Jack's a freakin stud biscuit.

[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
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One of my all time favorite movies.

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Big trouble in Little China.....reason for the lipstick face:

Jack comes face to face with Lo Pan – a 2,000-year-old fleshless sorcerer thanks to a curse by the Gods for his offences. Lo Pan longs for a girl with green eyes whom he must marry to break the curse and to become flesh again. In the sequence of climactic scenes at the end of the film, Lo Pan has married Wang’s green-eyed fiancée – Miao Yin – breaking the curse on him to become flesh and whole again. A huge battle has ensued between the forces of good – Jack and Wang et al – and the forces of evil – Lo Pan and his army led by The Three Storms (bizarre beings that seem to have supernatural powers representing Thunder, Lightening and Rain.) Lo Pan flees his wedding ceremony and escapes to his lair with Jack and Gracie Law – Jack’s love interest in the film – in hot pursuit. Jack and Gracie share a passionate kiss before Jack goes toe-to-toe with Lo Pan and winds up confronting him, unaware, with a mouth smeared in red lipstick. Jack whips his knife at Lo Pan trying to kill him, but he misses the mark and Lo Pan picks up the knife and hurls it at Jack. At this point, Carpenter calls upon Jack’s special gift – his awesome reflexes – and Jack catches the knife, hurls it back at Lo Pan, stabbing him square between the eyes. The evil sorcerer falls like a ton of bricks and Jack responds with another of his classic one-liners, “It’s all in the reflexes.”
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Lol I know that movie!
I'll help ya out, Jack.

All you 'naysayers', start at the 2:10.

Jack's a freakin stud biscuit.

[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
 Quoting: Septenary Man

 Quoting: Miss_Anonymous


One of my all time favorite movies.

rockon
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Jack Burton: Feel pretty good. I'm not, uh, I'm not scared at all. I just feel kind of... feel kind of invincible.

Wang Chi: Me, too. I got a very positive attitude about this.

Jack Burton: Good, me too.

Wang Chi: Yeah!

[pause]

Jack Burton: Is it getting hot in here, or is it just me?

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If we're going to talk about misconstrued avatars, can I just mention that mine is not actually a sign of the illuminati? Thanks xx.
 Quoting: Anti Vortex



I will tell you something funny Anti Vortex. The very first time I lurked on GLP, I was scrolling through a thread and I passed by your avatar.

I was reading a reply below yours and "thought" I saw your eye move. I am a big baby and at first I was startled. I was thinking "did that just move?". I then stared at your avatar for a few seconds until it opened again.

Hahaha, now the moving avatars are just the norm for me but at first yours scared me because I was not expecting it.
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OP, what made you feel you were important enough for anyone to give a fuck?
There are REAL issues to worry about, not your faggy ass avatar.
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I will tell you something funny Anti Vortex. The very first time I lurked on GLP, I was scrolling through a thread and I passed by your avatar.

I was reading a reply below yours and "thought" I saw your eye move. I am a big baby and at first I was startled. I was thinking "did that just move?". I then stared at your avatar for a few seconds until it opened again.

Hahaha, now the moving avatars are just the norm for me but at first yours scared me because I was not expecting it.
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Lol. Glad to frighten and entertain.
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Re: My avatar...For MORANS
On all the negs I get I seem to get homoerotic references about my lip sticked avatar being gay.

Jacked Burton didn't put on lip stick. He takes sugar from the protagonist hot bitch, kicks the shit out of demi-gods,while still finding time to make some other girl come about 30 minutes ago whilst drinkink red zin n smokin dank.

stay thirsty my friends
 Quoting: Jacked Burton


Never drive faster than you can see... Karma up
 Quoting: Travis Bickle


WTH??? I give you green and you reply back to me with RED?

What does"you can not haz mail" mean....

What a dick

Last Edited by Travis Bickle on 12/27/2012 01:57 PM
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