My avatar...For MORANS

If we're going to talk about misconstrued avatars, can I just mention that mine is not actually a sign of the illuminati? Thanks xx.

It's a slowly blinking red right eye.

looks like a guy wearing lipstick to me, so you must be gay

awakening...ha got it naow

Your right its just the all seeing eye of God

It's awesome. And I only went to a couple of events at skull and bones. I'm more like an acquaintance rather than illuminati.

Yep.

I will fuck your gf for these verbal atrocities you are building around me.

And just for the record I thought it was a girl's lipstick on your av..like it had gotten there from an overkill kiss.

so gay

Im just playin baby...now give daddy some sugar

...I thought it was Patrick Swayze...

never mind

Mine is a real live cam of an elephant on a trampoline, though...you can subscribe to it if you want

It's not Patrick Swayze????
Now I'm just lost.

Kurt Russel is Patrick Swayze
Patrick Swayze is Finkle
Finkle is Einhorn

Einhorn Is A MAN...BABY



Last Edited by Jacked Burton on 12/27/2012 12:59 PM

Never drive faster than you can see...

Well, at least it proves I clicked on the right thread then...title does say for morans...

Duh....so now I'm a double moran...it IS Patrick Swayze!

I thought you said it was Jack Burton...whoever he is..?


My head hurts. I need to lie down.

Last Edited by Shoot straight Johnny on 12/27/2012 01:11 PM

He is the crazy uncle of Jack Burton...makes shit ass vodka that causes nausea

I'll help ya out, Jack.

All you 'naysayers', start at the 2:10.

Jack's a freakin stud biscuit.



Last Edited by Septenary Man on 12/27/2012 01:15 PM

Lol I know that movie!

Its KURT RUSSELL

One of my all time favorite movies.

Big trouble in Little China.....reason for the lipstick face:

Jack comes face to face with Lo Pan – a 2,000-year-old fleshless sorcerer thanks to a curse by the Gods for his offences. Lo Pan longs for a girl with green eyes whom he must marry to break the curse and to become flesh again. In the sequence of climactic scenes at the end of the film, Lo Pan has married Wang’s green-eyed fiancée – Miao Yin – breaking the curse on him to become flesh and whole again. A huge battle has ensued between the forces of good – Jack and Wang et al – and the forces of evil – Lo Pan and his army led by The Three Storms (bizarre beings that seem to have supernatural powers representing Thunder, Lightening and Rain.) Lo Pan flees his wedding ceremony and escapes to his lair with Jack and Gracie Law – Jack’s love interest in the film – in hot pursuit. Jack and Gracie share a passionate kiss before Jack goes toe-to-toe with Lo Pan and winds up confronting him, unaware, with a mouth smeared in red lipstick. Jack whips his knife at Lo Pan trying to kill him, but he misses the mark and Lo Pan picks up the knife and hurls it at Jack. At this point, Carpenter calls upon Jack’s special gift – his awesome reflexes – and Jack catches the knife, hurls it back at Lo Pan, stabbing him square between the eyes. The evil sorcerer falls like a ton of bricks and Jack responds with another of his classic one-liners, “It’s all in the reflexes.”

Jack Burton: Feel pretty good. I'm not, uh, I'm not scared at all. I just feel kind of... feel kind of invincible.

Wang Chi: Me, too. I got a very positive attitude about this.

Jack Burton: Good, me too.

Wang Chi: Yeah!

[pause]

Jack Burton: Is it getting hot in here, or is it just me?

I will tell you something funny Anti Vortex. The very first time I lurked on GLP, I was scrolling through a thread and I passed by your avatar.

I was reading a reply below yours and "thought" I saw your eye move. I am a big baby and at first I was startled. I was thinking "did that just move?". I then stared at your avatar for a few seconds until it opened again.

Hahaha, now the moving avatars are just the norm for me but at first yours scared me because I was not expecting it.

OP, what made you feel you were important enough for anyone to give a fuck?
There are REAL issues to worry about, not your faggy ass avatar.

Lol. Glad to frighten and entertain.

WTH??? I give you green and you reply back to me with RED?

What does"you can not haz mail" mean....

What a dick

Last Edited by Travis Bickle on 12/27/2012 01:57 PM