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What are your favorite simple pleasures and guilty pleasures in life?

 
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What are your favorite simple pleasures and guilty pleasures in life?
i'll go first....

Simple Pleasures:

Getting into bed and enjoying those first few seconds with my head against a cool pillow.

The endorphine release after a good workout

Having my hair washed and scalp massaged at the salon

Having my car detailed and washed, looks so pretty when its perfectly clean!

Not running a pair of stockings/hose all day!!

Wearing fave pair faded,torn, frayed jeans

Guilty Pleasures:


Hip Hop, particularly songs about shaking and moving your ass!!

Buttered Popcorn flavored Jelly Bellys

Really speeding and not getting a ticket!

Watching 9 and 1/2 weeks. I dont care how old it is!!!
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Giving my gf the shocker

2 in the pink, one in the stink

ohyeah
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Re: What are your favorite simple pleasures and guilty pleasures in life?
Giving my gf the shocker

2 in the pink, one in the stink

ohyeah
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Omg lol, is that your guilty or simple pleasure or...is it both?

damned
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Re: What are your favorite simple pleasures and guilty pleasures in life?
just from the title i knew this thread would get raunchy

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12/27/2012 03:24 PM
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Re: What are your favorite simple pleasures and guilty pleasures in life?
Yay, a fun thread...especially nice since doom has gotten, well...kinda boring in the past several days.

Simple Pleasures

Kneading really good bread dough...the way it smells and the way it feels in my hands.

Being "attacked" by both of my boston terriers at once, since they're so jealous, neither one can stand the sight of the other in my lap.

Brand new socks...they just feel so great

Making cookies in the big crockery bowl...it's nice and heavy and just perfect.

Using my grandmother's pretty table linens on the solid cherry table I inherited from her early this year...I grew up at that table, and now, my son will too.

Guilty Pleasures

The Voice...I know, distraction at it's finest..that's one reason I love it, and who doesn't love to hear a truly gifted singer (Nicholas David was my pick)

Deep fried pizza...wow

This website...I get my news and a good laugh all at the same time.

Slash and hack games...great stress reliever for me

Motorcycle rallies...so great to let our hair down once a year, and party as hard as we want, while our kiddo is safe with grandma for the weekend
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Re: What are your favorite simple pleasures and guilty pleasures in life?
Yay, a fun thread...especially nice since doom has gotten, well...kinda boring in the past several days.

Simple Pleasures

Kneading really good bread dough...the way it smells and the way it feels in my hands.

Being "attacked" by both of my boston terriers at once, since they're so jealous, neither one can stand the sight of the other in my lap.

Brand new socks...they just feel so great

Making cookies in the big crockery bowl...it's nice and heavy and just perfect.

Using my grandmother's pretty table linens on the solid cherry table I inherited from her early this year...I grew up at that table, and now, my son will too.

Guilty Pleasures

The Voice...I know, distraction at it's finest..that's one reason I love it, and who doesn't love to hear a truly gifted singer (Nicholas David was my pick)

Deep fried pizza...wow

This website...I get my news and a good laugh all at the same time.

Slash and hack games...great stress reliever for me

Motorcycle rallies...so great to let our hair down once a year, and party as hard as we want, while our kiddo is safe with grandma for the weekend
 Quoting: HippyAwakened


Awesome pleasures, made me smile reading them!
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Re: What are your favorite simple pleasures and guilty pleasures in life?
Thank you, OP and you're quite welcome, glad they gave you a happy afro
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Re: What are your favorite simple pleasures and guilty pleasures in life?
simple pleasures: cooking whitefish on a stick over a campfire after a good day of hiking and gold panning.

sitting silently for hours up high in the roadless areas of the cascades watching the animals. Waiting for a big bull elk to get in bow range.

Sitting on the lava flows at Mt. Adams watching the sun set.

Guilty pleasure: well, hmm.

First hand experience's with equine reproduction. Its just so awesome.
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Re: What are your favorite simple pleasures and guilty pleasures in life?
simple pleasures: cooking whitefish on a stick over a campfire after a good day of hiking and gold panning.

sitting silently for hours up high in the roadless areas of the cascades watching the animals. Waiting for a big bull elk to get in bow range.

Sitting on the lava flows at Mt. Adams watching the sun set.

Guilty pleasure: well, hmm.

First hand experience's with equine reproduction. Its just so awesome.
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Unique!!!
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Re: What are your favorite simple pleasures and guilty pleasures in life?
Giving my gf the shocker

2 in the pink, one in the stink

ohyeah
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30966978


Omg lol, is that your guilty or simple pleasure or...is it both?

damned
 Quoting: Jervis and V-Honey


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And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
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Re: What are your favorite simple pleasures and guilty pleasures in life?
On of my simple pleasures is smelling the weather changing...LOVE IT.

My favorite guilty pleasure is my glp forum habit.
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Re: What are your favorite simple pleasures and guilty pleasures in life?
sounds pretentious
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Re: What are your favorite simple pleasures and guilty pleasures in life?
Better not post any guilty pleasures of life...

...it just gives the government goons and sheep ideas about what else they can tax and/or take away from you.

corrup
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Re: What are your favorite simple pleasures and guilty pleasures in life?
Just one simple pleasure because I can't think of anything else at the moment..

Sitting alone in my living room at 2am watching my Tudors DVD's.

Guilty pleasure..

Those $2 bags of hot fries.
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
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Re: What are your favorite simple pleasures and guilty pleasures in life?
Better not post any guilty pleasures of life...

...it just gives the government goons and sheep ideas about what else they can tax and/or take away from you.

:corrup:
 Quoting: Useless Cookie Eater


You live in NY?
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Re: What are your favorite simple pleasures and guilty pleasures in life?
Buttered Popcorn flavored Jelly Bellys

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OMG... I was traumatized as a young child eating what I thought was a coconut flavored jellybean and finding out the hard way that it was the vile buttered popcorn flavored jellybean!

"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger"
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Re: What are your favorite simple pleasures and guilty pleasures in life?
Simple pleasures for me would be:

Wearing clothes taken right out of the dryer on a cold day.

Springtime and watching nature wake up.

A good tight hug. Sometimes the smallest gestures mean so much.



Guilty pleasures:

Cookie dough, I know it's bad for you but oh I love it so much.

Smoking a cigarette with a glass of wine. Haha

Stiletto heels
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Re: What are your favorite simple pleasures and guilty pleasures in life?
Buttered Popcorn flavored Jelly Bellys

 Quoting: Jervis and V-Honey


OMG... I was traumatized as a young child eating what I thought was a coconut flavored jellybean and finding out the hard way that it was the vile buttered popcorn flavored jellybean!
 Quoting: ANHEDONIC


Lol@vile!!!!

Thats how I feel about black licorice!!
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Re: What are your favorite simple pleasures and guilty pleasures in life?
Better not post any guilty pleasures of life...

...it just gives the government goons and sheep ideas about what else they can tax and/or take away from you.

corrup
 Quoting: Useless Cookie Eater


You live in NY?
 Quoting: Jervis and V-Honey


No offense.
I never specifically post that info here.
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Aleve
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:lolwutkittah:
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Aleve
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:lolwutkittah:
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2 a day keep me from joint pain. 8-) Live hard play harde take Aleve in the end.
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THE SHOCKER

ON TOP OF SOME urhawt taunter bounceb
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Aleve
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:lolwutkittah:
 Quoting: Jervis and V-Honey


2 a day keep me from joint pain. 8-) Live hard play harde take Aleve in the end.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11995231


Ahhhhhh!!!! Yes that is definitely a pleasure!!!!
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Re: What are your favorite simple pleasures and guilty pleasures in life?
Simple:

Listening to my Favorite tunes.

Buying new tech toys.

Taking Wife out to Dinner.


Guilty:

Dreaming of Obama riding an ICBM into Iran.

Thinking about George Stephanopoulos trying to explain why above is bad. :o)
BRIEF
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Re: What are your favorite simple pleasures and guilty pleasures in life?
Simple:

Getting a blowjob...



Guilty:

Getting a blowjob while drinking a beer.
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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Re: What are your favorite simple pleasures and guilty pleasures in life?
Simple:

Getting a blowjob...



Guilty:

Getting a blowjob while drinking a beer.
 Quoting: BRIEF


:rotf:
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Re: What are your favorite simple pleasures and guilty pleasures in life?
Simple:

Listening to my Favorite tunes.

Buying new tech toys.

Taking Wife out to Dinner.


Guilty:

Dreaming of Obama riding an ICBM into Iran.

Thinking about George Stephanopoulos trying to explain why above is bad. :o)
 Quoting: Krazy Effin Ivan 28065956


Witty!
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Re: What are your favorite simple pleasures and guilty pleasures in life?
Simple:




Guilty:

Getting a blowjob while drinking a beer.
 Quoting: BRIEF


Sounds just like a motorcycle rally tounge
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