I think Christie screwed himself over by cozying up to Obama before the election. My thought is that he was playing nice with the Dems so that they would take it easy on him next year when he's up for re-election. If that's true, he's a dumbass, because they're going to push Cory Booker hard, and he will take the fat man down. So, if he loses his seat in Jersey, he will probably make a run (albeit a very slow one, because you know, he's fat and all) for the Oval Office. Problem is, I have a feeling he'll have lost a lot of friends in his party for what he did during Hurricane Sandy.

He'll run, but I'm saying Rubio's the guy in 2016 with a non-Bachmann female as the vice president.

But if we do enter bizarro world and it's Jeb Bush, best believe I'm voting for him.