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Anonymous Coward
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12/27/2012 05:04 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body I can squeeze time space by squeezing myself into a little ball, it slows down time for about 2 seconds so I get the jump on people sometimes. |
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ArunaLuna
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12/27/2012 05:05 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body Aaaaaand how has that enriched your life or the lives of others? |
Krazy Effin Ivan
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12/27/2012 05:07 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body Damm, can I have those seconds back?  |
Anonymous Coward
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12/27/2012 05:07 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body I can squeeze time space by squeezing myself into a little ball, it slows down time for about 2 seconds so I get the jump on people sometimes.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30821361 like it!!!...  |
BRIEF
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12/27/2012 05:11 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body Getting your nuts squeezed by an angry woman will slow down time too...to almost a complete fucking stop! seconds turn into hours... Last Edited by BRIEF on 12/27/2012 05:11 PMNuke the Muzzies! With freedom comes responsibility. Heterosexual pride!  |
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/27/2012 05:14 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body Aaaaaand how has that enriched your life or the lives of others?
Quoting: ArunaLuna Its helped me kill many Marxists. |
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Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/27/2012 05:14 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body Getting your nuts squeezed by an angry woman will slow down time too...to almost a complete fucking stop! seconds turn into hours...
Quoting: BRIEF Bloke has a point. |
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 30821361
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12/27/2012 05:15 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body Damm, can I have those seconds back? Maybe I quickly shiv you? While you lose those 2 seconds? |
ArunaLuna
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12/27/2012 05:16 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body Aaaaaand how has that enriched your life or the lives of others?
Quoting: ArunaLuna Its helped me kill many Marxists. Ladies and Gentlemen, I believe what we have here is a GENYOOOWINE what the fuck award nominee...mmmmyep. |
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/27/2012 05:17 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body 2 seconds I can slow you, you will never see it proved because you are to scared. |
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/27/2012 05:17 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body Aaaaaand how has that enriched your life or the lives of others?
Quoting: ArunaLuna Its helped me kill many Marxists. Ladies and Gentlemen, I believe what we have here is a GENYOOOWINE what the fuck award nominee...mmmmyep. Why do you let Marxists in here? |
ArunaLuna
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12/27/2012 05:18 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body Whhhhhaaaaaat...theeeeeeee....fuuuuuuuuccccckkkk??? |
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 30821361
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12/27/2012 05:19 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body Whhhhhaaaaaat...theeeeeeee....fuuuuuuuuccccckkkk???
Quoting: ArunaLuna Sorry Marxist you are deceased, try again for your NWO huh? |
Anonymous Coward
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12/27/2012 05:19 PM
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Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/27/2012 05:19 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body Whhhhhaaaaaat...theeeeeeee....fuuuuuuuuccccckkkk???
Quoting: ArunaLuna YAWNNNNNNNNNNNN "twiddles thumbs" |
ArunaLuna
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12/27/2012 05:20 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body Whhhhhaaaaaat...theeeeeeee....fuuuuuuuuccccckkkk???
Quoting: ArunaLuna Sorry Marxist you are deceased, try again for your NWO huh?  Dammit... *puts on life number 212* |
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/27/2012 05:20 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body -________________________________-
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30964507 Easy peasy pommy! |
ArunaLuna
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12/27/2012 05:20 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body Those two seconds are a bitch... |
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/27/2012 05:21 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body Whhhhhaaaaaat...theeeeeeee....fuuuuuuuuccccckkkk???
Quoting: ArunaLuna Sorry Marxist you are deceased, try again for your NWO huh? Dammit... *puts on life number 212* You'll keep trying no doubt in the after life. Moving on though seriously..... |
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/27/2012 05:21 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body Those two seconds are a bitch...
Quoting: ArunaLuna Yawning at them right? |
ArunaLuna
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12/27/2012 05:21 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body Okay sounds serious...  |
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Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/27/2012 05:22 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body Okay sounds serious... Bye off to see the demons of hell seeeeeeeyaaaaa |
ArunaLuna
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12/27/2012 05:22 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body Go easy on them now... |
Anonymous Coward
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12/27/2012 05:23 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body -________________________________-
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30964507 Easy peasy pommy! put a shrimp on the barbie  |
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/27/2012 05:23 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body Go easy on them now...
Quoting: ArunaLuna I will deceased person I will now go off into your shit hole now please you are annoying me...... |
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/27/2012 05:24 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body -________________________________-
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30964507 Easy peasy pommy! put a shrimp on the barbie What is a shrimp? Is that what the other kids called you at school? Pale face? |
Children of the Atom
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United States
12/27/2012 05:24 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body Damm, can I have those seconds back? Actually, OP just used the technique on us all. Damn you OP!!! DAAAAMNNNN YOYOOUUUUOUOUUOUU. YOLO. |
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 30821361
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12/27/2012 05:25 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body Those two seconds are a bitch...
Quoting: ArunaLuna Could be hours with a brain like yours the dear deceased. |
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 30821361
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12/27/2012 05:26 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body Damm, can I have those seconds back? Actually, OP just used the technique on us all. Damn you OP!!! DAAAAMNNNN YOYOOUUUUOUOUUOUU. YOLO. See it is real fools. |
ArunaLuna
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12/27/2012 05:26 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body Oh no you di'int! I will now summon every kanga I know and squat in your two seconds and see how you like tagalogs!  |
ArunaLuna
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12/27/2012 05:27 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body Oh that was fast...they said you're fine...
Bye now... |
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