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I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body

 
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I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body
I can squeeze time space by squeezing myself into a little ball, it slows down time for about 2 seconds so I get the jump on people sometimes.
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12/27/2012 05:05 PM
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Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body
Aaaaaand how has that enriched your life or the lives of others?
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12/27/2012 05:07 PM
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Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body
Damm, can I have those seconds back?

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Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body
I can squeeze time space by squeezing myself into a little ball, it slows down time for about 2 seconds so I get the jump on people sometimes.
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like it!!!...5a
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12/27/2012 05:11 PM

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Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body
Getting your nuts squeezed by an angry woman will slow down time too...to almost a complete fucking stop! seconds turn into hours...

Last Edited by BRIEF on 12/27/2012 05:11 PM
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12/27/2012 05:14 PM
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Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body
Aaaaaand how has that enriched your life or the lives of others?
 Quoting: ArunaLuna


Its helped me kill many Marxists.
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Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body
Getting your nuts squeezed by an angry woman will slow down time too...to almost a complete fucking stop! seconds turn into hours...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Bloke has a point.
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12/27/2012 05:15 PM
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Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body
Damm, can I have those seconds back?

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 Quoting: Krazy Effin Ivan 28065956


Maybe I quickly shiv you? While you lose those 2 seconds?
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12/27/2012 05:16 PM
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Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body
Aaaaaand how has that enriched your life or the lives of others?
 Quoting: ArunaLuna


Its helped me kill many Marxists.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30821361


Ladies and Gentlemen, I believe what we have here is a GENYOOOWINE what the fuck award nominee...mmmmyep.
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Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body
2 seconds I can slow you, you will never see it proved because you are to scared.
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12/27/2012 05:17 PM
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Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body
Aaaaaand how has that enriched your life or the lives of others?
 Quoting: ArunaLuna


Its helped me kill many Marxists.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30821361


Ladies and Gentlemen, I believe what we have here is a GENYOOOWINE what the fuck award nominee...mmmmyep.
 Quoting: ArunaLuna


Why do you let Marxists in here?
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12/27/2012 05:18 PM
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Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body
Whhhhhaaaaaat...theeeeeeee....fuuuuuuuuccccckkkk???
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12/27/2012 05:19 PM
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Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body
Whhhhhaaaaaat...theeeeeeee....fuuuuuuuuccccckkkk???
 Quoting: ArunaLuna


Sorry Marxist you are deceased, try again for your NWO huh?
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12/27/2012 05:19 PM
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Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body
Whhhhhaaaaaat...theeeeeeee....fuuuuuuuuccccckkkk???
 Quoting: ArunaLuna


YAWNNNNNNNNNNNN "twiddles thumbs"
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Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body
Whhhhhaaaaaat...theeeeeeee....fuuuuuuuuccccckkkk???
 Quoting: ArunaLuna


Sorry Marxist you are deceased, try again for your NWO huh?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30821361


huffy

Dammit...

*puts on life number 212*
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Easy peasy pommy!
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Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body
Those two seconds are a bitch...
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Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body
Whhhhhaaaaaat...theeeeeeee....fuuuuuuuuccccckkkk???
 Quoting: ArunaLuna


Sorry Marxist you are deceased, try again for your NWO huh?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30821361


huffy

Dammit...

*puts on life number 212*
 Quoting: ArunaLuna


You'll keep trying no doubt in the after life.
Moving on though seriously.....
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Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body
Those two seconds are a bitch...
 Quoting: ArunaLuna


Yawning at them right?
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Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body
Okay sounds serious... hi
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12/27/2012 05:22 PM
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Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body
Okay sounds serious... hi
 Quoting: ArunaLuna


Bye off to see the demons of hell seeeeeeeyaaaaa
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12/27/2012 05:22 PM
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Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body
Go easy on them now...
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12/27/2012 05:23 PM
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30964507


Easy peasy pommy!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30821361


put a shrimp on the barbie ohyeah
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Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body
Go easy on them now...
 Quoting: ArunaLuna


I will deceased person I will now go off into your shit hole now please you are annoying me......
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Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body
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Easy peasy pommy!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30821361


put a shrimp on the barbie ohyeah
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30964507


What is a shrimp? Is that what the other kids called you at school? Pale face?
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12/27/2012 05:24 PM
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Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body
Damm, can I have those seconds back?

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 Quoting: Krazy Effin Ivan 28065956


Actually, OP just used the technique on us all.

Damn you OP!!!

DAAAAMNNNN YOYOOUUUUOUOUUOUU.

YOLO.
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12/27/2012 05:25 PM
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Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body
Those two seconds are a bitch...
 Quoting: ArunaLuna


Could be hours with a brain like yours the dear deceased.
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12/27/2012 05:26 PM
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Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body
Damm, can I have those seconds back?

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 Quoting: Krazy Effin Ivan 28065956


Actually, OP just used the technique on us all.

Damn you OP!!!

DAAAAMNNNN YOYOOUUUUOUOUUOUU.

YOLO.
 Quoting: Children of the Atom


See it is real fools.
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12/27/2012 05:26 PM
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Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body
Oh no you di'int!
I will now summon every kanga I know and squat in your two seconds and see how you like tagalogs!

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12/27/2012 05:27 PM
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Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body
Oh that was fast...they said you're fine...

Bye now...

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