I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body

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BRIEF Rebel with morals User ID: 381742 United States 12/27/2012 05:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body Ok I'm leaving before the pinching and hair pulling starts... Nuke the Muzzies! With freedom comes responsibility. Heterosexual pride!

Anonymous Coward User ID: 10794526 United Kingdom 12/27/2012 05:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body interesting op, is there any way you can demonstrate this?
The King (OP) User ID: 30821361 Australia 12/27/2012 05:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body Oh no you di'int! I will now summon every monga Quoting: ArunaLuna Se got ya! If you didn't go to sleep in the head, you could have summoned your retards, now I summoned mine!
Coma Patient #7 User ID: 29804770 United States 12/27/2012 05:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body Time is mostly perception, you can change the speed of time. Simply by thinking of a time you were extremely bored or impatient. School or childhood memories offer a good reference. The opposite is true as well, if you really enjoy yourself, time will speed by, it does take some practice. But once you become more adept, it is very noticeable. Through will of thought we control our emotions and thoughts are often no more difficult to control then we make them to be.
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 30821361 Australia 12/27/2012 05:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body Ok I'm leaving before the pinching and hair pulling starts... Quoting: BRIEF Already got you bitch? What do you have to say about it then?
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 30821361 Australia 12/27/2012 05:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body interesting op, is there any way you can demonstrate this? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10794526 I just did and I can again!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1370992 Canada 12/27/2012 05:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body Slow down time by slowing down your heart beat, breathing, and movement, and making all three in sync with one another. Something like Tai Chi.

ArunaLuna ~(0)>(0)~ User ID: 10044600 United States 12/27/2012 05:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body Se got ya! If you didn't go to sleep in the head, you could have summoned your retards, now I summoned mine! [link to www.youtube.com] Quoting: The King 30821361 My retards are on vacay...
Kinect User ID: 30630261 12/27/2012 05:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body Getting your nuts squeezed by an angry woman will slow down time too...to almost a complete fucking stop! seconds turn into hours... Quoting: BRIEF You got that right! "The more we do to you, the less you seem to believe we are doing it." -Josef Mengele
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 30821361 Australia 12/27/2012 05:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body Se got ya! If you didn't go to sleep in the head, you could have summoned your retards, now I summoned mine! [link to www.youtube.com] Quoting: The King 30821361 My retards are on vacay... Quoting: ArunaLuna Typical Marxists........
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 30821361 Australia 12/27/2012 05:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body Getting your nuts squeezed by an angry woman will slow down time too...to almost a complete fucking stop! seconds turn into hours... Quoting: BRIEF You got that right! :hobbeslaugh: Quoting: Kinect init bruv init?
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 30821361 Australia 12/27/2012 05:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body Slow down time by slowing down your heart beat, breathing, and movement, and making all three in sync with one another. Something like Tai Chi. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1370992 They don't know though. They are poonts!
Kinect User ID: 30630261 12/27/2012 05:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body init bruv init? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30821361 Interesting slang. I had to look it up. "The more we do to you, the less you seem to believe we are doing it." -Josef Mengele

Anonymous Coward User ID: 218496 Puerto Rico 12/27/2012 06:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body Getting your nuts squeezed by an angry woman will slow down time too...to almost a complete fucking stop! seconds turn into hours... Quoting: BRIEF true !
Anonymous Coward User ID: 21072993 United Kingdom 12/27/2012 06:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body Getting your nuts squeezed by an angry woman will slow down time too...to almost a complete fucking stop! seconds turn into hours... Quoting: BRIEF true ! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 218496 thats actually not true, with ruptured teste due to a crazy womans kick... i know all testicular pain is in the mind.
BRIEF Rebel with morals User ID: 30901373 United States 12/27/2012 08:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body Getting your nuts squeezed by an angry woman will slow down time too...to almost a complete fucking stop! seconds turn into hours... Quoting: BRIEF true ! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 218496 thats actually not true, with ruptured teste due to a crazy womans kick... i know all testicular pain is in the mind. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21072993 Because that's where your nuts ended up? Nuke the Muzzies! With freedom comes responsibility. Heterosexual pride!
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 30821361 Australia 12/27/2012 10:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body yawn
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