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I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body

 
BRIEF
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Ok I'm leaving before the pinching and hair pulling starts...
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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interesting op, is there any way you can demonstrate this?
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Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body
Oh no you di'int!
I will now summon every monga
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Se got ya! If you didn't go to sleep in the head, you could have summoned your retards, now I summoned mine!

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Time is mostly perception, you can change the speed of time. Simply by thinking of a time you were extremely bored or impatient. School or childhood memories offer a good reference. The opposite is true as well, if you really enjoy yourself, time will speed by, it does take some practice. But once you become more adept, it is very noticeable.
Through will of thought we control our emotions and thoughts are often no more difficult to control then we make them to be.
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Ok I'm leaving before the pinching and hair pulling starts...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Already got you bitch? What do you have to say about it then?
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Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body
interesting op, is there any way you can demonstrate this?
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I just did and I can again!
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12/27/2012 05:31 PM
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Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body
Slow down time by slowing down your heart beat, breathing, and movement, and making all three in sync with one another.

Something like Tai Chi.
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12/27/2012 05:31 PM
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Se got ya! If you didn't go to sleep in the head, you could have summoned your retards, now I summoned mine!

[link to www.youtube.com]
 Quoting: The King 30821361


uhoh

My retards are on vacay...
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12/27/2012 05:38 PM

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Getting your nuts squeezed by an angry woman will slow down time too...to almost a complete fucking stop! seconds turn into hours...
 Quoting: BRIEF


You got that right!

hobbeslaugh
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Se got ya! If you didn't go to sleep in the head, you could have summoned your retards, now I summoned mine!

[link to www.youtube.com]
 Quoting: The King 30821361


uhoh

My retards are on vacay...
 Quoting: ArunaLuna


Typical Marxists........
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Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body
Getting your nuts squeezed by an angry woman will slow down time too...to almost a complete fucking stop! seconds turn into hours...
 Quoting: BRIEF


You got that right!

:hobbeslaugh:
 Quoting: Kinect


init bruv init?
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Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body
Slow down time by slowing down your heart beat, breathing, and movement, and making all three in sync with one another.

Something like Tai Chi.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1370992


They don't know though.
They are poonts!
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init bruv init?
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Interesting slang. I had to look it up.

cheers
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Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body
Getting your nuts squeezed by an angry woman will slow down time too...to almost a complete fucking stop! seconds turn into hours...
 Quoting: BRIEF


lol true ! ohyeah
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Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body
Getting your nuts squeezed by an angry woman will slow down time too...to almost a complete fucking stop! seconds turn into hours...
 Quoting: BRIEF


lol true ! ohyeah
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 218496


thats actually not true, with ruptured teste due to a crazy womans kick... i know all testicular pain is in the mind.
BRIEF
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Re: I have the ability to slow down time with squeezing my body
Getting your nuts squeezed by an angry woman will slow down time too...to almost a complete fucking stop! seconds turn into hours...
 Quoting: BRIEF


lol true ! ohyeah
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 218496


thats actually not true, with ruptured teste due to a crazy womans kick... i know all testicular pain is in the mind.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21072993


Because that's where your nuts ended up?
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

Briefcut4892
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