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Wrong person to piss off! When $5.00 turns into $100.00

 
lyrus
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12/27/2012 06:44 PM
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Wrong person to piss off! When $5.00 turns into $100.00
So I go to the bank (BA)to cash a check that I got for x-mas, The teller ask if I have an account. I say no, I don't live in this city, I am from out of town. Then she says that she will have to charge me $5.00 for cashing the check. WHAT! Why? That is our policy she says. I said hey this check if from your bank. She said it didn't matter she still had to charge me $5.00. So I say okay. After She cashed the check I told her that it was my policy to click on her banks online ads and they sure as hell cost more than $5.00. The look on her face was priceless. It cost a bank at least $25.00 per ad you click on. If you Google it, it cost even more!!! I clear the cookies and start over again. So $5.00 can cost as much as $100.00 or more for banks.

Marry X-mas BA
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12/27/2012 06:47 PM
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uhhh this is pretty much the exact opposite of reality.
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12/27/2012 06:49 PM
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uhhh this is pretty much the exact opposite of reality.
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Not necessarily. I have a site that pays up to $3.75 per click for a Google Adsense Ad.
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12/27/2012 06:53 PM
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When is the last time you paid $5.00 for an ad on Google's first page. TARD!
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12/27/2012 06:56 PM
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thank you, you just gave the country a way to bankrupt the banks.


you sir are a genius!
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12/27/2012 07:02 PM
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Good job OP!

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So I go to the bank (BA)to cash a check that I got for x-mas, The teller ask if I have an account. I say no, I don't live in this city, I am from out of town. Then she says that she will have to charge me $5.00 for cashing the check. WHAT! Why? That is our policy she says. I said hey this check if from your bank. She said it didn't matter she still had to charge me $5.00. So I say okay. After She cashed the check I told her that it was my policy to click on her banks online ads and they sure as hell cost more than $5.00. The look on her face was priceless. It cost a bank at least $25.00 per ad you click on. If you Google it, it cost even more!!! I clear the cookies and start over again. So $5.00 can cost as much as $100.00 or more for banks.

Marry X-mas BA
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bwahahah bank AD-fail rofl
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12/27/2012 07:49 PM
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Have a look at what it cost per click on some keywords. I'd say it is a lot more than that $5.00 the teller charged me to cash my check today. I just click and spend the banks money LOL!!! $25.00 here $25.00 there. Come on click on a bank ad today it will make you feel better. Remember when they charged you $35.00 for a overdraft fee!! Hey that is just two click...and you are even.

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12/27/2012 08:04 PM
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hmm maybe we can kill the banks that way
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12/27/2012 08:09 PM
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They just use taxpayer money to pay for it. :(
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12/27/2012 11:02 PM
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Lets make Dec 31, Click on online banks ads day.
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12/27/2012 11:12 PM
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Wow... so make Google wealthy? plus they root out ip fraud or improper clicks... don't waste your time on it.
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12/27/2012 11:25 PM
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Wow... so make Google wealthy? plus they root out ip fraud or improper clicks... don't waste your time on it.
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What is an "improper" click?
Him Again
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12/27/2012 11:35 PM
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That happened to me at BofA too. It was a paycheck and the California LAW says they can't take a service charge out of a paycheck - they did anyway. I pointed this out to the 'concierge' and provided a copy of the law and her response was that 'they're trying to get that changed and still charged me the $5. So I went to my boss and had her write me a check for $5 and I took it to BofA to cash it and the teller took it ALL. I got nothing!
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12/27/2012 11:37 PM
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LOL,I just clicked a couple times too. Seems like I might have a new hobby:)

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12/27/2012 11:49 PM
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That happened to me at BofA too. It was a paycheck and the California LAW says they can't take a service charge out of a paycheck - they did anyway. I pointed this out to the 'concierge' and provided a copy of the law and her response was that 'they're trying to get that changed and still charged me the $5. So I went to my boss and had her write me a check for $5 and I took it to BofA to cash it and the teller took it ALL. I got nothing!
 Quoting: Him Again 29591477


Kind of says it all, don't it?
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12/28/2012 12:10 AM
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OK, that's 10 times. I'm going to get some friends on this action. They may be able to eventually filter my IP, but facebook seems like it might be useful after all.
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12/28/2012 12:14 AM
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In a few days I'll write BofA about these fees they saw fit to deduct from my account. Fees I did not incur and their web chat (bot) refused to give me anyone's address to write to about this. I will inform them that they can reverse the charges or me and my friends will be glad to continue to click through.
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12/30/2012 11:35 PM
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ich hab ein currywurscht gefressen junge

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