I opened my therapists mind today about gun control!

Your therapist, eh?? -before I proceed with any other questions, what exactly do you need a therapist for??


trust me, her patronizing was just that, she just wanted out alive, being the holidays and all

I like the Russian wife part, nice touch!!!

I opened a TSA agent's mind over Christmas. TSA people are trained to go into a monologue about how safe scanners are when you opt out. I was straight up front with her and told her that the scanners are actually Tattoo machines, it captures a 360 degree image of your body signature down to a cellular level. This information will then be uploaded to satellites and street cameras so you can be instantly identified walking down the street from any direction. She was stunned. I then told her that the scanners are not safe at all, that it uses terahertz radiation and she was being exposed to backscatter everytime she was near it. She then said I thought it was radio waves, I said ma'am ALL radio waves are dangerous for you, your body absorbs it all, and radiation is based on the root word RADIO. These people who told you this are playing word games with you. She was really shaken.

She is probably handing your file to the local PD right now .

This. Seriously OP, you are fucking delusional.

Good troll thread though if that is what it is. Made me lol.

If you are serious, then you need to seek another therapist because that one ain't helping you.