Salusa and the federation of ass just posted thier ascension fail message

I will dissect it for my own enjoyment:

It does not matter how many predictions are made because as given they are all possibilities, dependent on the extent of your creative powers as to whether they materialize.

It is your fault it didn't happen

So we are telling you that what you experienced was what you created, but for those of you expecting more evidence of Ascension it was disappointing. We understand your feelings, but the process of the awakening Ascension energies has not stopped and will proceed even more quickly than previously. The upliftment of energies in your Solar System, took place through the alignment of your Sun and the great Central Sun of the Galaxy, and as many souls experienced some evidence of it, as did not.

If you didn't feel that shit, you just aren't "with it"

Ascension took place but to your surprise souls of the lower vibrations are still with you. That is because many were able to absorb the energy and their vibrations lifted sufficiently for them to rise up, but they will need to raise them at a faster rate if they are to remain with you.

Keyword here is MANY. Many of them are still with you. Funny, from my perspective EVERYONE is still here?!?!

Also bear in mind that many souls were unaware of the importance of the 21st. December, so not all of them who did experience something would have known what caused it. It is so to say, their last opportunity to stay in the process of Ascension and avoid having to be taken off Earth if it proves to be in their best interests. All along it has been hoped that as many souls as possible would be able to accept the new energies. So we feel that when you acknowledge the positive outcome, you will be pleased that more of your family of souls have remained.

Just believe me bro! Once you like, acknowledge the positive outcome of the mass shootings and saber rattling that took place over the last week you will totally understand!!

The New Age has commenced and time will show that nothing has been lost by the nature of your experience.

wut?

From hereon you will find a much more positive outcome, as it is you who are now in charge of your own future. Your personal cleansing of still unwanted energies can go ahead with all speed, and you should not find any difficulty in being successful.

Keep doing the exact same thing new age pocket rapists have been telling you to do for decades!

You are now at a new level of happiness and joy for just being alive, and know that you can now proceed to live a new life with more freedom than ever before.

Am I? Funny, feels like Friday to me. Not "a new level of happiness and joy"

As a result of receiving the energies of the 21st. December, you have moved more into the "Now" (More in the now than ever beforeeeee!)and that means you will experience less of time and space. As you move within the 5th. dimension so you will realize that time is no longer linear, and you will sometimes lose all perspective of where you are or how you got there. Do not be afraid however, as you will be able to "think" yourself back to where you were. In time you will begin to perceive other dimensions and realities, and even see other entities that have their being in them.

In Short, keep believing this shit and you will become a paranoid schizophrenic

Your present government (OBAMAAAAAAAAAAA)along with others largely in your Western World (West World is the only one that matters for galactic purposes...)are near to being replaced, and it is an important move that will enable so many other things to go forward.

They cannot handle the present crisis brought about by the collapse of a number of banks, and the corrupt systems used by them to bolster their own profits through false trading.

It seems the Galactic Federation can also read the newspaper.

The answers are already known to us, and the new ways are prepared and ready for implementation at very short notice. Day by day every soul will continue to grow in awareness, and the net result is that as a civilization you will find yourselves less interested in what the past had to offer you. You are becoming wiser and more astute in discovering how you have been mislead for centuries of time.

Lulz, yes, you will soon learn how you have been mislead; by evil monsters who don't care about you. Only making a quick buck from web hits..

You are no longer prepared to accept "more of the same", and are demanding a new approach to life that honors everyone's sovereignty and peace and abundance. You need to be able to freely express yourself and relate to all others as One, as unity is what we wish to see you achieving.

SSDD