Godlike Productions - Conspiracy Forum
Users Online Now: 1,734 (Who's On?)Visitors Today: 751,705
Pageviews Today: 929,308Threads Today: 113Posts Today: 2,342
07:03 AM


Rate this Thread

Absolute BS Crap Reasonable Nice Amazing
 

Salusa and the federation of ass just posted thier ascension fail message

 
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 27778180
United States
12/28/2012 04:56 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Salusa and the federation of ass just posted thier ascension fail message
I will dissect it for my own enjoyment:

It does not matter how many predictions are made because as given they are all possibilities, dependent on the extent of your creative powers as to whether they materialize.

It is your fault it didn't happen


So we are telling you that what you experienced was what you created, but for those of you expecting more evidence of Ascension it was disappointing. We understand your feelings, but the process of the awakening Ascension energies has not stopped and will proceed even more quickly than previously. The upliftment of energies in your Solar System, took place through the alignment of your Sun and the great Central Sun of the Galaxy, and as many souls experienced some evidence of it, as did not.

If you didn't feel that shit, you just aren't "with it"

Ascension took place but to your surprise souls of the lower vibrations are still with you. That is because many were able to absorb the energy and their vibrations lifted sufficiently for them to rise up, but they will need to raise them at a faster rate if they are to remain with you.

Keyword here is MANY. Many of them are still with you. Funny, from my perspective EVERYONE is still here?!?!

Also bear in mind that many souls were unaware of the importance of the 21st. December, so not all of them who did experience something would have known what caused it. It is so to say, their last opportunity to stay in the process of Ascension and avoid having to be taken off Earth if it proves to be in their best interests. All along it has been hoped that as many souls as possible would be able to accept the new energies. So we feel that when you acknowledge the positive outcome, you will be pleased that more of your family of souls have remained.

Just believe me bro! Once you like, acknowledge the positive outcome of the mass shootings and saber rattling that took place over the last week you will totally understand!!

The New Age has commenced and time will show that nothing has been lost by the nature of your experience.

wut?

From hereon you will find a much more positive outcome, as it is you who are now in charge of your own future. Your personal cleansing of still unwanted energies can go ahead with all speed, and you should not find any difficulty in being successful.

Keep doing the exact same thing new age pocket rapists have been telling you to do for decades!

You are now at a new level of happiness and joy for just being alive, and know that you can now proceed to live a new life with more freedom than ever before.

Am I? Funny, feels like Friday to me. Not "a new level of happiness and joy"

As a result of receiving the energies of the 21st. December, you have moved more into the "Now" (More in the now than ever beforeeeee!)and that means you will experience less of time and space. As you move within the 5th. dimension so you will realize that time is no longer linear, and you will sometimes lose all perspective of where you are or how you got there. Do not be afraid however, as you will be able to "think" yourself back to where you were. In time you will begin to perceive other dimensions and realities, and even see other entities that have their being in them.

In Short, keep believing this shit and you will become a paranoid schizophrenic

Your present government (OBAMAAAAAAAAAAA)along with others largely in your Western World (West World is the only one that matters for galactic purposes...)are near to being replaced, and it is an important move that will enable so many other things to go forward.

They cannot handle the present crisis brought about by the collapse of a number of banks, and the corrupt systems used by them to bolster their own profits through false trading.

It seems the Galactic Federation can also read the newspaper.

The answers are already known to us, and the new ways are prepared and ready for implementation at very short notice. Day by day every soul will continue to grow in awareness, and the net result is that as a civilization you will find yourselves less interested in what the past had to offer you. You are becoming wiser and more astute in discovering how you have been mislead for centuries of time.

Lulz, yes, you will soon learn how you have been mislead; by evil monsters who don't care about you. Only making a quick buck from web hits..

You are no longer prepared to accept "more of the same", and are demanding a new approach to life that honors everyone's sovereignty and peace and abundance. You need to be able to freely express yourself and relate to all others as One, as unity is what we wish to see you achieving.

SSDD
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 31007614
United States
12/28/2012 05:06 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Salusa and the federation of ass just posted thier ascension fail message
Quinsey is a bullshit Obama loving con artist bitch. Same goes for most of the other "channelers out there as well." Channeling is the synonym for batshit crazy.
Shoot straight Johnny
Yeah...yeah and thrice yeah

User ID: 29552936
United Kingdom
12/28/2012 05:07 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Salusa and the federation of ass just posted thier ascension fail message
Dclapping
The chariots of God are tens of thousands, and thousands of thousands.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 27778180
United States
12/28/2012 05:09 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Salusa and the federation of ass just posted thier ascension fail message
We fully understand why some of you are disheartened at the passing of Ascension in a rather quiet mannercouchcouhc *BULLSHIT*cough, but look at the positive aspects(Yes, look on the bright side stupid HUMANZ).

We have tried to guide you to reach the highest perception you have of yourself, and of what you could expect in the New Age, and that encouragement will still continue. The 21st. December alignment took place, and you have commenced the New Age with a higher level of consciousness. It will enable you to accelerate the process of Ascension, and you will see changes taking place in quick succession.

Being a good person isn't bad? Right? We were only helping you to be a better human by misleading you with total fiction!

Everything you have been led to expect to herald the New Age in will still occur with a greater backing than before, as the way ahead is now virtually clear.

Don't stop buying my shit now, just wait! There's more!!! Just gimme more time for it to happen!!!

You have had great patience so far and we are most grateful for your dedication (and money)to the Light and all other souls.. Events will now flow much more smoothly, and we can assure you that the work you have put in to bring the Light and Love to people, has had tremendous results(on our intergalatic bank accounts!).

Naturally Mother Earth has also ascended,yes....... naturally.... and will go ahead and work with you to bring the New Age into being. There have been few incidents of people having to leave the Earth, and that is a credit to the Lightworkers who have worked so hard to bring all souls into the Light.
YOU MADE THIS NON-DOOM HAPPEN. GOOD JOB! SUCK YOUR OWN DICKS OFF IN CELEBRATION OF YOUR NON-ACCOMPLISHMENT!

We are pleased to note that it has released the tension and doubts that some people held, because they were so concerned about friends or family(See, it is good it didn't happen. Otherwise your family might have died and stuff...). It holds great hope for those souls who have hitherto, been unaware of the importance of the new period that you have moved into. We know that some of you will look back and question why ("Did I waste so much time listening to you?") the impression was given that so much could gave been achieved prior to Ascension. We would say that our motivation has been to place before you every opportunity to advance, through your own creative powers.

Sidenote: our motivation has also been to get at your delicious monies.

We know that the Lightworkers (see: our delusional lackies)put a lot of time and effort into achieving success, and the apparent failure is no criticism of them.
Don't be mad at the sheep folks!

Indeed, there is absolutely no fault in their dedication to their task. It is simply that the circumstances did not meet the criterion for full manifestation of the initial changes that you expected.

The BS is so thick I can barely breathe on this one. I don't even have to make a joke... just read it.

Yes, there were times when you were so close to seeing your efforts rewarded (but you weren't good enough to make it happen... dummy), but often it was the dark Ones who posed a threat or delay that we could not ignore. Bear in mind that we do not have the authority to force issues unless it is divinely decreed, as it is you who are guiding the outcome and responsible for it.

Again, it is all your fault. Shitbrain.

Be assured that no time has been lost because little progress appears to have been made. Behind the scenes our allies continue to be busy, and are close to bringing about the governmental changes OBAMA 2030TEEN. These are so essential in putting the remains of the old 3D politics behind you, and appointing leaders in power that are aware of the need for immense changes to establish the New Age. You will shortly notice a wave of love sweep the Earth (Just like all the others we have announced over the years!), that will show that your civilization has taken a quantum leap forward. That being so it will bring a strong unity of purpose that will help the establishment of world peace (It's really coming this time for realsies. Promises!). If you continue to focus on areas of the world that are still experiencing conflict, your intent will soon bring a positive result. When world peace has been achieved we will make sure that war will not return, and will enforce that edict if necessary.

Once you have sorted every problem out that humanity has ever experienced... then we will be right there to have your back human bro!
l be with you all of the way.
Raveninns

User ID: 30942444
Canada
12/28/2012 05:10 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Salusa and the federation of ass just posted thier ascension fail message
Glad to know that I'm not the only one tired of the shit. I was wondering how they would spin the complete lack of proof of ascension, ufo disclosure, blah blah blah.

Why not make it our fault? yeah, that's the ticket....

Cheers!

Last Edited by Raveninns on 12/28/2012 05:10 AM
Great Spirit, make me ready, for that last sunset, and my Spirit will come to you without shame.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 27778180
United States
12/28/2012 05:20 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Salusa and the federation of ass just posted thier ascension fail message
As each day passes the prospects of a greater show of our craft will also dramatically increase.Even more chinese lanterns to gawk at you dipshits! Many eyes will soon be turned towards the poverty and need in the Middle East and far Eastern countries, as compassion and understanding will place the focus where the greatest needs exist (Forget Africa, its Asia that needs help!). It will force Governments to seriously look at such issues, and take some action. The efforts of our allies (LOL "allies" will also bring forward the re-distribution of wealth (<-- Socialist aliens guys...), that has been illegally obtained. So much is at the point of coming out, and with the lower vibrations disappearing more quickly there is less chance of delays taking place.

Yes, I too see the "lower vibrations" "disappearing more quickly" too!

Dear Ones, consider that you have not lost anything at all by not having your dreams fulfilled (HAHAHAHAHAHA YOU WASTED A HUGE CHUNK OF YOUR LIFE... BUT DON'T FEEL BAD!), in fact you have gained more than you had before (More time under your belt and less to show for it... Kudos!).

The way has become clearer and more certain, and our help can begin to be more open. It is why we are eager for disclosure *cough*DISCLOSURE-AGAIN*cough*to come as quickly as possible. then we can really get going without any hindrance.

Yes, soon they will "really" get going! Trust them guyyyyys

The whole outlook has changed for the better, and your efforts will in time be more productive(but thus far you haven't done shit stupid humans! why do we even bother with you?!?!? Oh yeah.. "Divine Decree or some such!"). We are of course close to you most of the time but rarely show ourselves, but that will also change in time. There is to be a coming together, and eventually you will be joined by us, the Masters and your family from the Inner Earth. It will be quite a time of celebration, and the whole world will know we have arrived.

HEAR THAT GUYS?!?! IF WE DO IT JUST RIGHT THE MASTERS will help us. Lord knows I need more Masters in my day to day!

Nothing ever happens by chance, but will follow each divine edict. There are powerful Beings that carry out the word of God without question, but we do understand your doubts and difficulties when things do not seem to go to plan.

I, Mike Quincey, Understand that now that you have caught me in major bullshit lies on behalf of the "Galactic Federation" you might not want to throw monies at me anymore...

Yet all events will come to be and fulfill the promises that have been made. It is known to be so as all exists in the Now and simply waits for the right time to manifest.

Wut?!? ^^^

Meaning that when it is going to be of the maximum benefit to your civilization. What is to occur is clearly not just for those who have already awakened, but perhaps in some ways is directed even more strongly at those who still slumber.

Hear that?!?! You wasted your time being pious and talking a bunch of bullshit to your friends, alienating yourself from loved ones. In the end it is the people who NEVER EVEN BOTHERED who win. Good job not getting high and having wild sex at every passing chance you retard!

Now that the lower vibrations are disappearing (lol, are they? Hadn't noticed), they are being given a gentle push and reminder that they are at their own crossroads. They must make a firm decision as to what they want to do, otherwise they will be unable to make progress into the New Age. It is their choice and on a higher level they subconsciously know what is at stake.

For realzies guys, last chance this time, serious... forever!

I am SaLuSa from Sirius, and let me say that it will not be long before many of you look back at this time, and find the proof of your Ascension by recognizing the changes in yourself. You will also see it in your friends and family, and realize that they are creating a more peaceful aura around them. As the higher energies continue to arrive on Earth their affect will be there for all to see, as Humanity will reach out in Love and bring powerful energies of Light to bear upon those who are still held in the darkness. The Ascension process still proceeds as powerful as ever, will be with you all of the way.

Don't even need to poke fun at that last bit..
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 27778180
United States
12/28/2012 05:22 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Salusa and the federation of ass just posted thier ascension fail message
And so I say, fuck you. You have led countless morans into a pit of despair, lied to line your own pockets. You are the problem. Not those of "lower vibrations".

You sir, are the fucking problem. You and all your ilk. Eat a cock and leave my planet.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 10294512
United States
12/28/2012 05:25 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Salusa and the federation of ass just posted thier ascension fail message
Wow. The fact someone plainly spent A LOT of time to smear whoever they are, makes me think theres sone type of truth to this......who else would sit there and write a multi thousand word rant on aliens unless they were getting payed for it????..... Use your rational mind..
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 30974906
United Kingdom
12/28/2012 05:27 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Salusa and the federation of ass just posted thier ascension fail message
to the galactic federation: total fail, now fuck off and do someting constructive in life
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 26204342
Australia
12/28/2012 05:36 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Salusa and the federation of ass just posted thier ascension fail message
Helga and Valuaga where are you?
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 27778180
United States
12/28/2012 05:39 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Salusa and the federation of ass just posted thier ascension fail message
Helga and Valuaga where are you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26204342


HELGA AND VALUAGA I NEED YOU TO SHOW ME THE LIGHT AND THE WAYS!
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 27778180
United States
12/28/2012 05:41 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Salusa and the federation of ass just posted thier ascension fail message
David Will-cocks here. Notice my user name is 2777

The synchronicities are just lining up. This must be the truth!
Raveninns

User ID: 30942444
Canada
12/28/2012 05:43 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Salusa and the federation of ass just posted thier ascension fail message
^^^^^LOL LOL LOL
Great Spirit, make me ready, for that last sunset, and my Spirit will come to you without shame.
Shoot straight Johnny
Yeah...yeah and thrice yeah

User ID: 29552936
United Kingdom
12/28/2012 05:43 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Salusa and the federation of ass just posted thier ascension fail message
Wow. The fact someone plainly spent A LOT of time to smear whoever they are, makes me think theres sone type of truth to this......who else would sit there and write a multi thousand word rant on aliens unless they were getting payed for it????..... Use your rational mind..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10294512


Irony is a wonderful thing
The chariots of God are tens of thousands, and thousands of thousands.
Raveninns

User ID: 30942444
Canada
12/28/2012 05:45 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Salusa and the federation of ass just posted thier ascension fail message
Just out of curiosity, does anyone know of any channeller who even gets 50% right? 40%. Hell, I'd even settle for 10%....

Cheers!
Great Spirit, make me ready, for that last sunset, and my Spirit will come to you without shame.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 30437522
United Kingdom
12/28/2012 05:45 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Salusa and the federation of ass just posted thier ascension fail message
Channeling is like taking a shit it goes down a channel all the same, also allows for assension.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 27778180
United States
12/28/2012 05:47 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Salusa and the federation of ass just posted thier ascension fail message
Wow. The fact someone plainly spent A LOT of time to smear whoever they are, makes me think theres sone type of truth to this......who else would sit there and write a multi thousand word rant on aliens unless they were getting payed for it????..... Use your rational mind..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10294512


Irony is a wonderful thing
 Quoting: Shoot straight Johnny


Lulz
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 27778180
United States
12/28/2012 05:48 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Salusa and the federation of ass just posted thier ascension fail message
Channeling is like taking a shit it goes down a channel all the same, also allows for assension.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30437522


Be careful.. you are speaking ill of ass-ended masters!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 21108807
Canada
12/28/2012 06:17 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Salusa and the federation of ass just posted thier ascension fail message
In my heart i feel as though the way i look at life has changed entirely. The creator has made me realize the reason you and I exist. We are here to learn the truth and remember to love essence unconditionally and infinitly. Salusa and alot of these guys try to hard in my opinion. They need to let go a lot of their problems and worries. I for felt it and still continue to feel it my perspective is morphing and my feelings weigh less and less everyday. IDK about yall. Maybe you should try listening to this. ;)

Perseus7

User ID: 29317919
United States
12/28/2012 06:38 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Salusa and the federation of ass just posted thier ascension fail message
%False, WE WIN ALWAYS AND FOREVER%
1s 2s 2p 3s 3p 4s 3d 4p 5s 4d 5p 6s 4f 5d 6p 7s 5f 6d 7p
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 26985611
Sweden
12/28/2012 06:47 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Salusa and the federation of ass just posted thier ascension fail message
HELGA AND VALUAGA, you sexy alien female b....s, now I'll punish you with my mighty meat-stick for this failure! lol
Mode

User ID: 1353701
Singapore
12/28/2012 08:08 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Salusa and the federation of ass just posted thier ascension fail message
Old way of life just ended. 2013 is doom year making way for new way of life.
BOWMAN

User ID: 11306451
United States
12/28/2012 08:13 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Salusa and the federation of ass just posted thier ascension fail message
"feels like Friday"

lmao


------
"And I understood that in an age where there was so much ego, because of the camera, that it was very important to look for that kind of player, ... I began to look for the kind of player that doesn't need his ego fed by stardom, but will do what he's supposed to do because he knows the game and loves the game, and will do the job the right way even if someone else gets the glory." ~ Bill Belichick

H&W P401 Recip./Parson's Turbine Cold Start

[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]

Make Good Pitches

[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]

The Real You

[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
Raveninns

User ID: 30942444
Canada
12/28/2012 04:09 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Salusa and the federation of ass just posted thier ascension fail message
Well, it looks like Salusa and Mike Quinsy are taking quite the beating on the Galactic Channellings Facebook page.

[link to www.facebook.com]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAA, actually does seem like there is an awakening after all, in two languages no less! Cheers!
Great Spirit, make me ready, for that last sunset, and my Spirit will come to you without shame.

News