You didn't like my Meh thread? Picky! OK... ALIENS

NO GUNS

NEW WORLD ORDER

>Insert Generic Giorgio A. Tsoukalos Meme here<

Uncle Obama says - no gun for you!

Obey the bloodline, they rule!

After guns it'll be no more supercharged mustangs or corvettes. etc etc

Once all distractions are banished, half of the USA will be cooking meth labs, super jails will follow. etc etc

Get your tent on, means, get your tent on. From the horses mouth. Can't blame em, the masses are deaf dumb and blind.

Uncle Evy got some plans for you mofo's. Can't wait :)

Consume another lb of sodium flouride, all good.

shalom peeps. my bagels are ready mmmmmmmmmmm bagel

%No such thing as Aliens, only those of positive polarity can be inhabiting this Universe and we are all one%

Last Edited by <%)oM34PrIm|(%>< on 12/28/2012 06:13 AM

Twas the night before Christmas, and in front of me;
My dog was balls deep in phennomemnen from GLP,
The night was quite boring, and as you could see,
I had nothing better to do than troll LoP

Three teenage A.C.'s all chained to my bed,
Two sucked my tits, while the last gave me head;
The handcuffs were chafing, their collars on tight,
I warmed up the cattle prod for a long night.

When a call from security disrupted my screwing;
An alarm had gone off, and some trouble was brewing.
I went to my monitor, scanned the estate.
The intruder was visible on camera eight.

A fat little midget, quite plump like a grape,
He'd obviously enjoyed the odd good anal rape.
The hookers and AC's would just have to wait,
While I did what I did to protect my estate.

When I got to my parlor I saw TRINITY there;
My bodyguards had him strapped down to a chair.
They had beat him severely, they couldn't avoid it.
And TRINITY they said, well he rather enjoyed it.
"I came for your help," he told me with a tear;
"You're the only one who can troll GLP this year."

"We are so much alike, I know that much is true;
Since you also spread joy; just as much as I do.
I give everyone bans and I like to get paid
Is it so much to ask that I want to get laid?"

"A blumpkin! a donkey punch! the GLP Mod steamer!
SHR's a post-op tranny, and she won't let me ream her!"
I sympathized with the dumb fuck this was true;
But there were some things (and some mods) that I just wouldn't do.

"I'll help the old dude" said a voice from behind me,
He looked over my shoulder and said, "Thank-you kindly!"
So, who would I thank for setting me free?
Why the mod phennomenen (from the site GLP)

TRINITY was thrilled and he did a quick dance
With a gleam in his eye and a tent in his pants.
He reached over his fat gut and gave her a grope
and said "You should donate to the GLP telescope"

Just give me more money, and give me a break
Cause it's quite clear by now that the whole thing was fake.
She dropped to her knees and she spit on her hand,
As she undid his belt something happened, unplanned.

At the touch of her fingers he moaned and he farted;
And TRINITY was finished before he had started.
And phennomenen was literally covered in goo;
Like a young blade of grass in the fresh morning dew.

But more like a birthday cake covered in frosting;
Poor TRINITY collapsed the whole thing quite exhausting.
phenn licked her full lips and she said, "it's quite chalky."
"It's lucky for you that I'm into bukkake."

Well, TRINITY got up and he brushed off his suit,
As she licked the last drops of his seed off his boot.
Then TRINITY said, "Sorry, I guess one thing's clear:
It's that paid membership should come more than one time a year."

I'll leave y'all with one very simple but yet important message..

THE PEN IS ALWAYS MIGHTIER THAN THE PIGS

Good luck and 'fictional character in the sky' bless

FYI you never had guns, you never had cribs, you never had american muscle, you just had them for the time being since early 1900's up until the bloodline could use you all to rule supreme. Now they're done, happy days ahead.

my record skips my record skips..etc

bit like jay elec's album release dates eh? he had a champ rant on twitter the other day, i had to say respect.

how's things i dont do emails or texts person

lol that wasnt quite it-i did say just for a start.
did you have a good fake dude in the skies sons birthday day?

you said youd sworn off that place btw.Did you actually tell him that lol

haha yes it was a brilliant fairytale fake dudes birthday day. i slept for most of it. yours?

i did nothing.few loads of washing.riveting.

of course. i also said 'you're gonna love that delete button tomorrow bro, about 80 times'.

thank the twitter gods for the delete button.

and then i had some crazy bitch start with me just cause Dave R never gives her any attention, so i blocked her.

riveting? ha! glad it wasnt me.

lol.and so are the days of our lives.

whys that? are you allergic to washing youre own clothes?or do you have Maid service

seriously she attacked me! many of his female twitter followers think they are going to marry him one day, keeps him well entertained.

sort of, on both.

'she attacked me' lmao.oh dear cmon, thought you woulda pwned her rather than block her.

i couldnt stand that. theyd do it wrong.lol

i have a "haters, i cant hear you" policy

thats the way it has to be. you dont start shit fights in public eye.

had it been private, i would have made her cry.

i told dr to use celebs over 12 months ago. wait and see what happens when i give him my next idea. for free, fuck the 100 billion.

reformed then eh?
i guess that only applies to that place

everyone does everything wrong when its not for themselves.

I don't have the answer

Therefor aliens.

lol true.

and that answer is correct.you win a stupid plastic groucho mark moustache and glasses.