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Y'all best be BURYING your guns! They'll confiscate them "faster than a cat can lick it's ass!"

 
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Y'all best be BURYING your guns! They'll confiscate them "faster than a cat can lick it's ass!"
Y'all best be BURYING your guns! They'll confiscate them "faster than a cat can lick it's ass!"

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Y'all best be BURYING your guns! They'll confiscate them "faster than a cat can lick it's ass!"

.......macgunsheepsheepsheepsheepsheep
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YUP
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Idiots. It would take years to confiscate 900 million weapons. It becomes a little more difficult when 90% of those gun owners refuse to submit to illegal confiscation.

They're not taking our guns. End of story.
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Idiots. It would take years to confiscate 900 million weapons. It becomes a little more difficult when 90% of those gun owners refuse to submit to illegal confiscation.

They're not taking our guns. End of story.
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^^^^this^^^^^

what will happen and its in the bible, they will take away your food, see the book of daniel and the daily sacrifice it is your food that is going.
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Re: Y'all best be BURYING your guns! They'll confiscate them "faster than a cat can lick it's ass!"
Idiots. It would take years to confiscate 900 million weapons. It becomes a little more difficult when 90% of those gun owners refuse to submit to illegal confiscation.

They're not taking our guns. End of story.
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Maybe they want civil war?
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Re: Y'all best be BURYING your guns! They'll confiscate them "faster than a cat can lick it's ass!"
Idiots. It would take years to confiscate 900 million weapons. It becomes a little more difficult when 90% of those gun owners refuse to submit to illegal confiscation.

They're not taking our guns. End of story.
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Maybe they want civil war?
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They bought all that hollow point ammo for a reason.
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Idiots. It would take years to confiscate 900 million weapons. It becomes a little more difficult when 90% of those gun owners refuse to submit to illegal confiscation.

They're not taking our guns. End of story.
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Maybe they want civil war?
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They bought all that hollow point ammo for a reason.
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Bring it the fuck on then.
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Idiots. It would take years to confiscate 900 million weapons. It becomes a little more difficult when 90% of those gun owners refuse to submit to illegal confiscation.

They're not taking our guns. End of story.
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Maybe they want civil war?
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I think they do want to a civil war.
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Think they are the only ones with hollow points. My 3rd story balcony makes a prefect sniper spot. See the problems they have in the middle east with city warfare. Think how it would be here.
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Y'all best be BURYING your guns! They'll confiscate them "faster than a cat can lick it's ass!"

.......macgunsheepsheepsheepsheepsheep
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Why bother confiscating your guns when they can just confiscate you.
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what we need is an old fashion HUGE MARCH on our capital-peaceful protest i mean -we still have a voice and a preasence
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now that i thought about it -it wouldn't be wise for us to all gather up in one place- i forgot with we were dealing with for a monmentshocked
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Y'all best be BURYING your guns! They'll confiscate them "faster than a cat can lick it's ass!"

.......macgunsheepsheepsheepsheepsheep
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I'm for this!

Best place for gunz, under ground!

Buncha teeny-weeny cowboy wannabe bad guys and your lil popguns. Like you're gonna resist an assault from your grandmother, much less the guv-mint.
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Re: Y'all best be BURYING your guns! They'll confiscate them "faster than a cat can lick it's ass!"
They don't have the resources to take our guns. And the guns are a very small part of the equation.

What they can do however, is flip the light switch off and stop the grocery trucks. For those who don't have a garden or food supply you'll be sucking deep cock in your esophagus.
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what we need is an old fashion HUGE MARCH on our capital-peaceful protest i mean -we still have a voice and a preasence
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People are way too lazy for that!
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I posted this in another thread -




As sad as it may be - neighbors/ other members of the populous will provide the necessary momentum for greater governmental involvement in your life.

Have we already forgotten the "see something / say something" campaign? Even Wal-Mart is complicit with airing the videos. The conditioning process is well underway, and is eaten up by the masses believing they are doing "the right thing", while also ensuring their position alongside their providers.

Have we forgotten the numerous "buy-back" programs? (Sure, I'll hand over a $600 firearm in exchange for a $50 gift card - who even contrives this madness?)

The registration that ultimately leads to the collection/ confiscation of firearms will precede (even if only briefly) any such large, nationwide event. This collection/ confiscation will not likely be as much door-to-door checking, but will more likely be a combining of these two (2) programs that are already in place, the people have already been conditioned to, and the people (at least some) have already shown participation in.

At such point, your neighbor - or even a passer-by - simply places a call to their local authorities that they witnessed you placing a large case in your vehicle that resembled something in which a firearm would typically be stored and transported. Shortly thereafter, then you have a knock at your door looking for your firearms. All the while the neighbor/ passer-by believes they remain in the good graces of their providers, AND get their gift card/ food/ medication/ status/ etc.

So many people now look to the government as both their friend and provider with the belief that said government has their own best interests at heart, and as the ultimate "keepers" of not only society as a whole, but also their personal safety and well-being. With this set of beliefs and conditioning, not only will the government be at odds with a large portion of the people, but the people will also develop their own set of divisions within the societal structure that even merely functioning within such society will become threatening.

As this gains ground, it will not be limited to just the big cities. Every busy-body, every nosey neighbor, every questioning clerk at the check out, every "know-it-all" in your family - all will begin to be viewed in a different light, and relationships will cease to thrive.

Know your family. Know your "friends". Know your enemies. This is much larger than just the government, though they are pulling the strings; it is the very populous that have been conditioned to turn against one another with no regard that is the real work horse of the program. And this is no accident.
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Job 12:7) But ask now the beasts, and they shall teach thee; and the fowls of the air, and they shall tell thee:
8) Or speak to the earth, and it shall teach thee: and the fishes of the sea shall declare unto thee.
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Re: Y'all best be BURYING your guns! They'll confiscate them "faster than a cat can lick it's ass!"
Fools.

Nothing of the sort will be happening within the United States on a scale that would cause any problems of any type.

I, for one, will gladly turn in or register any firearms in my possession if new laws are passed. The wise would do the same.

Americans, as a group, are not currently fit in any way to wage any type of organized internal "problems". They are fully invested in their families. They will not leave the comfort of a home with heat in the winter and air conditioning in the summer. They will refuse to give up clean running water and sanitation. They will not give up a hot shower and a hot meal. Americans are to the point where they will not give up their automobile, television, and cable.

Nothing will happen.
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Idiots. It would take years to confiscate 900 million weapons. It becomes a little more difficult when 90% of those gun owners refuse to submit to illegal confiscation.

They're not taking our guns. End of story.
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Says you.
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Think they are the only ones with hollow points. My 3rd story balcony makes a prefect sniper spot. See the problems they have in the middle east with city warfare. Think how it would be here.
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Your balcony is likely in a "building" made of sticks and paper. You need a 100% concrete building for it to be of any use.

Eh?
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Fools.

Nothing of the sort will be happening within the United States on a scale that would cause any problems of any type.

I, for one, will gladly turn in or register any firearms in my possession if new laws are passed. The wise would do the same.

Americans, as a group, are not currently fit in any way to wage any type of organized internal "problems". They are fully invested in their families. They will not leave the comfort of a home with heat in the winter and air conditioning in the summer. They will refuse to give up clean running water and sanitation. They will not give up a hot shower and a hot meal. Americans are to the point where they will not give up their automobile, television, and cable.

Nothing will happen.
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Your just a fucking idiot.
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They are just testing to see how far they can push us. They will back off if it gets too hot.
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Y'all best be BURYING your guns! They'll confiscate them "faster than a cat can lick it's ass!"

.......macgunsheepsheepsheepsheepsheep
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It will result in unimaginable amounts of FED Overtime. I hope they incorporate that factor in their final decision.
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Fools.

Nothing of the sort will be happening within the United States on a scale that would cause any problems of any type.

I, for one, will gladly turn in or register any firearms in my possession if new laws are passed. The wise would do the same.

Americans, as a group, are not currently fit in any way to wage any type of organized internal "problems". They are fully invested in their families. They will not leave the comfort of a home with heat in the winter and air conditioning in the summer. They will refuse to give up clean running water and sanitation. They will not give up a hot shower and a hot meal. Americans are to the point where they will not give up their automobile, television, and cable.

Nothing will happen.
 Quoting: 535 1326993


^^^ This adds more validity to my prior post, while adding in an additional group - the "You don't need..." crowd.

Free men don't ask permission.
Job 12:7) But ask now the beasts, and they shall teach thee; and the fowls of the air, and they shall tell thee:
8) Or speak to the earth, and it shall teach thee: and the fishes of the sea shall declare unto thee.
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by gov banning guns and starting to confiscate them, gov dont want to confiscate all of weapons just some of them to provoke civil war, cuz gov knows thats the only thing that will make ppl go nuts. gov is not afraid of all citizens guns, i think gave citizens freedom to own guns to use it one day as reason to start civil war whn it takes from them that freedom. guns were baits and ppl fell for it, wht a citizen can do with his weapons even if he has many rifles infront of gov tanks and drones? nothing. it like givn a fish bait to catch it.
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Fools.

Nothing of the sort will be happening within the United States on a scale that would cause any problems of any type.

I, for one, will gladly turn in or register any firearms in my possession if new laws are passed. The wise would do the same.

Americans, as a group, are not currently fit in any way to wage any type of organized internal "problems". They are fully invested in their families. They will not leave the comfort of a home with heat in the winter and air conditioning in the summer. They will refuse to give up clean running water and sanitation. They will not give up a hot shower and a hot meal. Americans are to the point where they will not give up their automobile, television, and cable.

Nothing will happen.
 Quoting: 535 1326993


^^^ This adds more validity to my prior post, while adding in an additional group - the "You don't need..." crowd.

Free men don't ask permission.
 Quoting: ClydeX


NO.

This is speaking from a point in fact. The reality of the situation for the future.

It is not a matter of assuming one is "free" or that "permission" should be asked or not.

You proceed from a false assumption.

You assume you are a freeman.

You assume that permission is even a topic of discussion.

You will, in the end, register or turn in whatever firearms are required... because it is required.

There will be no period of time where you may argue that you are "free". This may be true, but no one will care.

There will be no period of time which you will be asked or ask for permission. It will simply be done.

Might has always made right.

Do not be wrong.
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Fools.

Nothing of the sort will be happening within the United States on a scale that would cause any problems of any type.

I, for one, will gladly turn in or register any firearms in my possession if new laws are passed. The wise would do the same.

Americans, as a group, are not currently fit in any way to wage any type of organized internal "problems". They are fully invested in their families. They will not leave the comfort of a home with heat in the winter and air conditioning in the summer. They will refuse to give up clean running water and sanitation. They will not give up a hot shower and a hot meal. Americans are to the point where they will not give up their automobile, television, and cable.

Nothing will happen.
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This made me laugh out loud! You fool!
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Cry havoc, and loose the dogs of Holder!

They'll be hiring again. Soon. And a lot.
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Fools.

Nothing of the sort will be happening within the United States on a scale that would cause any problems of any type.

I, for one, will gladly turn in or register any firearms in my possession if new laws are passed. The wise would do the same.

Americans, as a group, are not currently fit in any way to wage any type of organized internal "problems". They are fully invested in their families. They will not leave the comfort of a home with heat in the winter and air conditioning in the summer. They will refuse to give up clean running water and sanitation. They will not give up a hot shower and a hot meal. Americans are to the point where they will not give up their automobile, television, and cable.

Nothing will happen.
 Quoting: 535 1326993


I'm thankful you're just a pro-government statist shill, and not an actual American, otherwise you'd be quite an embarrassment.
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Drake? Is that you?
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Fools.

Nothing of the sort will be happening within the United States on a scale that would cause any problems of any type.

I, for one, will gladly turn in or register any firearms in my possession if new laws are passed. The wise would do the same.

Americans, as a group, are not currently fit in any way to wage any type of organized internal "problems". They are fully invested in their families. They will not leave the comfort of a home with heat in the winter and air conditioning in the summer. They will refuse to give up clean running water and sanitation. They will not give up a hot shower and a hot meal. Americans are to the point where they will not give up their automobile, television, and cable.

Nothing will happen.
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I'm thankful you're just a pro-government statist shill, and not an actual American, otherwise you'd be quite an embarrassment.
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The discussion was one of reality. Embarrassed or not, it is suspected that you know this to be true.

Think of the people you see shopping at WalMart. Think of those you drive next to each and every day. Think of what is on television day in and day out. Think of how the bulk of the public think living in suburbs and cities.

Now think about the statements given and what is more likely to happen.

Reality is a harsh mistress.
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Re: Y'all best be BURYING your guns! They'll confiscate them "faster than a cat can lick it's ass!"
They don't have the resources to take our guns. And the guns are a very small part of the equation.

What they can do however, is flip the light switch off and stop the grocery trucks. For those who don't have a garden or food supply you'll be sucking deep cock in your esophagus.
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They can't afford to do this.
The rioting would destroy the infrastructure so much that the economy and the government would never recover.

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