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REPORT ABUSIVE REPLY
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SHE waits in stasis
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Seer777 |
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Yes...let's.
I always enjoy your posts. Your clever, wit is nearly unrivaled.
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Quoting: Seer777 Nice lotion. Now that we know about me, let's discuss proper pachydermal abrasion procedures. As an elephant is a sensitive and delicate creature, it is important not to irritate it as you apply lotion. I find that a circular stroking motion works best, as the surface of an elephants skin is covered in telescopic circular patterns. These usually aid the larger elephants in flying, as it sets up tiny pockets of slipstream destabilization which have a cavitating effect on the elephant's overall mass. Thus enabling supersonic air travel.I see... Do elephants dance?  Occasionally the larger, older elephants will be affected by an excessive lunar tide effect. This is usually after they drank a lot of water and are already cranky from bloating and needing to pee. Sometimes these gravitational tides are so heavy that the elephant can little resist swaying this way and that. Should loud angry party music be playing the background, or even a happy little ditty selling soap over the radio , the elephant's frustrated stomping may be construed by the uneducated to be "dancing".So no.  Perhaps the elephant is just looking at it wrong. To 'little resist to sway' still elicits amusement I am certain. The push and pull of desire and will.  :)
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