Stop OBESITY now. Ban large spoons!

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YupIBelieveYou Offer Upgrade User ID: 25100338 United States 12/28/2012 12:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Stop OBESITY now. Ban large spoons! Americans with large spoons are destroying the commodities and getting too fat! This is a disaster and we must act NOW!!! anything larger than a tea spoon should be illegal. People are too lazy to lift that little spoon too many times and we will save commodities and people will be healthier! BAN THOSE NASTY TABLE SPOONS NOW! bat shit crazy anti 2nd amendment tards. NON NEGOTIABLE! PERIOD!!
Anti Vortex Because humans are like that User ID: 30967471 United Kingdom 12/28/2012 12:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Stop OBESITY now. Ban large spoons! You should replace forks with chopsticks too. That'll be fun to watch. [link to www.youtube.com]
Anonymous Coward User ID: 20566260 United States 12/28/2012 12:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Stop OBESITY now. Ban large spoons! AND BAN PENS AND PENCILS!!!! STOP THE MISPELLED WORD TRAGEDIES!!!!
BRIEF Rebel with morals User ID: 381742 United States 12/28/2012 12:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Stop OBESITY now. Ban large spoons! Spoons aren't the problem, ban food! Nuke the Muzzies! With freedom comes responsibility. Heterosexual pride!

BRIEF Rebel with morals User ID: 381742 United States 12/28/2012 12:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Stop OBESITY now. Ban large spoons! Pass laws requiring all food to taste like shit. Nuke the Muzzies! With freedom comes responsibility. Heterosexual pride!
YupIBelieveYou (OP) User ID: 25100338 United States 12/28/2012 12:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Stop OBESITY now. Ban large spoons! I can hear the Spoon tards now! Give me Large Scoops of Calories or give me heartburn... You'll have to pry the large spoon from my cold sticky ice cream laced fingers before I ever give it up!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1600351 United Kingdom 12/28/2012 12:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Stop OBESITY now. Ban large spoons!

Bain Everything User ID: 14009440 United States 12/28/2012 12:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Stop OBESITY now. Ban large spoons! Spoons are just tools... ban arms and hands that grab for the spoons... "Psychopaths derive their power from the complicity of the populous..."
Dapurps hakuna matata User ID: 30803443 Canada 12/28/2012 12:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Stop OBESITY now. Ban large spoons! Spoons aren't the problem, ban food! Quoting: BRIEF "What you perceive to be becomes your reality." dapurps
Jacked Burton User ID: 807883 United States 12/28/2012 12:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Stop OBESITY now. Ban large spoons! What next? All the spoontards will start double fisting with there bare hands...Ban HANDS?!?!?!?! It's all in the reflexes.

YupIBelieveYou (OP) User ID: 25100338 United States 12/28/2012 12:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Stop OBESITY now. Ban large spoons! What next? All the spoontards will start double fisting with there bare hands...Ban HANDS?!?!?!?! Quoting: Jacked Burton Now your talking! ...replace those hands with baby spoon hooks or sow everyone's mouths half shut to look like a blow-up doll so only a small spoon fits.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 31024050 Germany 12/28/2012 12:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Stop OBESITY now. Ban large spoons! How about a tax on obesity?
Dapurps hakuna matata User ID: 30803443 Canada 12/28/2012 12:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Stop OBESITY now. Ban large spoons! How about a tax on obesity? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31024050 I'd actually be fine with this. "What you perceive to be becomes your reality." dapurps

YupIBelieveYou (OP) User ID: 25100338 United States 12/28/2012 12:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Stop OBESITY now. Ban large spoons! Spoons aren't the problem, ban food! Quoting: BRIEF after a cursory review of the concept; I must agree that it is a rather in genius idea. We take ALL the FOOD away and OBESITY will stop. huh, why didn't I think of that! BRILLIANT!
YupIBelieveYou (OP) User ID: 25100338 United States 12/28/2012 12:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Stop OBESITY now. Ban large spoons! How about a tax on obesity? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31024050 I'd actually be fine with this. Quoting: Dapurps How about we screen people to make sure they are qualified to use a large spoon and don;t go all hog wild eating up all the food first?
BRIEF Rebel with morals User ID: 381742 United States 12/28/2012 01:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Stop OBESITY now. Ban large spoons! How about a tax on obesity? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31024050 I'd actually be fine with this. Quoting: Dapurps How about we screen people to make sure they are qualified to use a large spoon and don;t go all hog wild eating up all the food first? Quoting: YupIBelieveYou Give government all control over food and they can decide what and how much to ration out, I'm sure no one will rob, cheat, steal, or kill for more than their share... Nuke the Muzzies! With freedom comes responsibility. Heterosexual pride!
Dapurps hakuna matata User ID: 30803443 Canada 12/28/2012 01:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Stop OBESITY now. Ban large spoons! How about a tax on obesity? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31024050 I'd actually be fine with this. Quoting: Dapurps How about we screen people to make sure they are qualified to use a large spoon and don;t go all hog wild eating up all the food first? Quoting: YupIBelieveYou Naw just ship them all to a separate City strictly for Fat people with just Mcdonalds so at least they're not eating our real food. "What you perceive to be becomes your reality." dapurps
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