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Stop OBESITY now. Ban large spoons!

 
YupIBelieveYou
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12/28/2012 12:09 PM
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Stop OBESITY now. Ban large spoons!
Americans with large spoons are destroying the commodities and getting too fat! This is a disaster and we must act NOW!!!

anything larger than a tea spoon should be illegal. People are too lazy to lift that little spoon too many times and we will save commodities and people will be healthier!

BAN THOSE NASTY TABLE SPOONS NOW!


bat shit crazy anti 2nd amendment tards. NON NEGOTIABLE! PERIOD!!
Cum dignitatis infixae omnibus humanae familiae partibus et eorum jurum aequalium , quae abalienari non possunt , agnitio constituat et in orbe terrarum libertatis et justitiae et pacis fundamentum
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12/28/2012 12:20 PM
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Re: Stop OBESITY now. Ban large spoons!
You should replace forks with chopsticks too. That'll be fun to watch.
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12/28/2012 12:26 PM
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Re: Stop OBESITY now. Ban large spoons!
AND BAN PENS AND PENCILS!!!! STOP THE MISPELLED WORD TRAGEDIES!!!!
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12/28/2012 12:28 PM

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Re: Stop OBESITY now. Ban large spoons!
Spoons aren't the problem, ban food!
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12/28/2012 12:29 PM

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Re: Stop OBESITY now. Ban large spoons!
Pass laws requiring all food to taste like shit.
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12/28/2012 12:35 PM
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Re: Stop OBESITY now. Ban large spoons!
I can hear the Spoon tards now!

Give me Large Scoops of Calories or give me heartburn...

You'll have to pry the large spoon from my cold sticky ice cream laced fingers before I ever give it up!
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12/28/2012 12:38 PM
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Re: Stop OBESITY now. Ban large spoons!
Spoons are just tools... ban arms and hands that grab for the spoons...
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12/28/2012 12:40 PM
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Re: Stop OBESITY now. Ban large spoons!
Spoons aren't the problem, ban food!
 Quoting: BRIEF


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12/28/2012 12:46 PM
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Re: Stop OBESITY now. Ban large spoons!
What next? All the spoontards will start double fisting with there bare hands...Ban HANDS?!?!?!?!
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12/28/2012 12:50 PM
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Re: Stop OBESITY now. Ban large spoons!
What next? All the spoontards will start double fisting with there bare hands...Ban HANDS?!?!?!?!
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Now your talking! ...replace those hands with baby spoon hooks or sow everyone's mouths half shut to look like a blow-up doll so only a small spoon fits.
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12/28/2012 12:54 PM
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Re: Stop OBESITY now. Ban large spoons!
How about a tax on obesity?
Dapurps

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12/28/2012 12:56 PM
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Re: Stop OBESITY now. Ban large spoons!
How about a tax on obesity?
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I'd actually be fine with this.
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12/28/2012 12:57 PM
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Re: Stop OBESITY now. Ban large spoons!
Spoons aren't the problem, ban food!
 Quoting: BRIEF


after a cursory review of the concept; I must agree that it is a rather in genius idea. We take ALL the FOOD away and OBESITY will stop. huh, why didn't I think of that! BRILLIANT!
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12/28/2012 12:59 PM
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Re: Stop OBESITY now. Ban large spoons!
How about a tax on obesity?
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I'd actually be fine with this.
 Quoting: Dapurps


How about we screen people to make sure they are qualified to use a large spoon and don;t go all hog wild eating up all the food first?
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Re: Stop OBESITY now. Ban large spoons!
How about a tax on obesity?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31024050


I'd actually be fine with this.
 Quoting: Dapurps


How about we screen people to make sure they are qualified to use a large spoon and don;t go all hog wild eating up all the food first?
 Quoting: YupIBelieveYou


Give government all control over food and they can decide what and how much to ration out, I'm sure no one will rob, cheat, steal, or kill for more than their share...
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Re: Stop OBESITY now. Ban large spoons!
How about a tax on obesity?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31024050


I'd actually be fine with this.
 Quoting: Dapurps


How about we screen people to make sure they are qualified to use a large spoon and don;t go all hog wild eating up all the food first?
 Quoting: YupIBelieveYou


Naw just ship them all to a separate City strictly for Fat people with just Mcdonalds so at least they're not eating our real food.
"What you perceive to be becomes your reality."

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