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I'm a captive Sasquatch given a laptop and a GLP account. Ask me a question.

 
Stealth521

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12/28/2012 01:09 PM

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I'm a captive Sasquatch given a laptop and a GLP account. Ask me a question.
Hawk inspired me to finally reveal my true self.
Stealth521 (OP)

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12/28/2012 01:10 PM

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Anyone any good at braiding cornrows?
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12/28/2012 01:10 PM
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Stealth521 (OP)

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12/28/2012 01:17 PM

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30485951


Whatever, dude. Can you braid corn rows? I want to try that look for my next commercial. I think I would appeal to a larger audience that way.
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12/28/2012 01:18 PM
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Is it true you have hair where monkeys dont?
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12/28/2012 01:21 PM

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Hawk inspired me to finally reveal my true self.
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Do you really like beef jerky..
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Stealth521 (OP)

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12/28/2012 01:23 PM

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Is it true you have hair where monkeys dont?
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I sure do. Will you braid it for me? I can pay you in venison.
Stealth521 (OP)

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12/28/2012 01:25 PM

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Do you really like beef jerky..
 Quoting: THE INQUISADOR


I prefer peppered venison jerky, but in a pinch I'll eat beef. The beef stuff makes me shit cinder blocks.
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12/28/2012 01:26 PM
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Return the kokanne ranger.
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12/28/2012 01:27 PM
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Stealth521 (OP)

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12/28/2012 01:31 PM

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Return the kokanne ranger.
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What is kokanne? A Sasquatch sex doll? Wish I had one. The scientist man isn't very gentle.
Anonymous Coward
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12/28/2012 01:31 PM
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do you prefer redheads blondes or brunettes
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12/28/2012 01:32 PM
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What's that smell?
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12/28/2012 01:35 PM
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Hawk inspired me to finally reveal my true self.
 Quoting: Stealth521


Lol

Are you willing to join a Sasquatch clan...I am Sasquatchking26 on Xbox
amachiavellian

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12/28/2012 01:36 PM
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Anyone any good at braiding cornrows?
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I suck at braiding - I am awesome at waxing though.


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12/28/2012 01:37 PM
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Would you bang a Wookie?
It's all in the reflexes.
Stealth521 (OP)

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12/28/2012 01:40 PM

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do you prefer redheads blondes or brunettes
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Think she's a brunette...

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Stealth521 (OP)

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12/28/2012 01:43 PM

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What's that smell?
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My balls. I ran out of A-1 and the scientist man isn't going to the store for another 2 days.
Stealth521 (OP)

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12/28/2012 01:46 PM

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Anyone any good at braiding cornrows?
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I suck at braiding - I am awesome at waxing though.


 Quoting: amachiavellian


You just gave me an idea for my next commercial! Thanks!
Stealth521 (OP)

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12/28/2012 01:47 PM

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Would you bang a Wookie?
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Scientist man said funny timing. I don't understand.
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12/28/2012 01:49 PM
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Goonie goo goo ?
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12/28/2012 01:51 PM

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chuckle
"With an eye made quiet by the power of harmony and the deep power of joy, we see into the life of things." William Wordsworth

And yet the same revolutionary beliefs for which our forebears fought are still at issue around the globe—the belief that the rights of man come not from the generosity of the state, but from the hand of God.

John F. Kennedy Inaugural Address

Lincoln's economic advisor Henry C. Carey explained the universal issue in his 1851 Harmony of Interests:

"Two systems are before the world.... One looks to pauperism, ignorance, depopulation, and barbarism; the other to increasing wealth, comfort, intelligence, combination of action, and civilization. One looks towards universal war; the other towards universal peace. One is the English system; the other ... the American system, for ... elevating while equalizing the condition of man throughout the world."
Stealth521 (OP)

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12/28/2012 01:55 PM

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Goonie goo goo ?
 Quoting: 3bbb


I am being told to tell you I am part of experiment to compare my intelligence to the average GLP'er. Not looking good for you humans.
Stealth521 (OP)

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12/28/2012 02:04 PM

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So no one can braid corn rows? I need a new look.
Stealth521 (OP)

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12/28/2012 02:08 PM

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Hawk inspired me to finally reveal my true self.
 Quoting: Stealth521


Lol

Are you willing to join a Sasquatch clan...I am Sasquatchking26 on Xbox
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21427537


I am captive and only allowed on GLP. Sorry.

Are you Bobo? Why didn't you call after our magical night? I remember when you said "now that's pretty Squatchy!". Made me feel special.

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01/05/2013 01:33 AM
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chuckle
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01/05/2013 02:01 AM
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how tall are you?
i get on this site... way too much
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03/08/2013 05:55 PM
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Hey I foundthis thread cuz it was being advertised in another thread! Thank goodness or I would missed it!

5 stars OP!
Stealth#521 (OP)

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03/08/2013 05:57 PM

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Hey I foundthis thread cuz it was being advertised in another thread! Thank goodness or I would missed it!

5 stars OP!
 Quoting: J&V


billm

You rule!
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03/08/2013 06:11 PM
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So Mr. Sasquatch...I've always wondered...do you Sasquathces have to deal with massive dingleberry problems? I mean, damn, you all have got a ton of hair around there...
Stealth#521 (OP)

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03/08/2013 08:07 PM

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So Mr. Sasquatch...I've always wondered...do you Sasquathces have to deal with massive dingleberry problems? I mean, damn, you all have got a ton of hair around there...
 Quoting: Chronic_Theist


Nah man I've been getting the wax treatment. Can you braid cornrows?

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