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Stealth521 Lurking under the radar User ID: 26100191 United States 12/28/2012 01:09 PMReport Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation I'm a captive Sasquatch given a laptop and a GLP account. Ask me a question. Hawk inspired me to finally reveal my true self.
I specialize in run-on sentences.
Stealth521 (OP )Lurking under the radar User ID: 26100191 United States 12/28/2012 01:10 PMReport Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation Re: I'm a captive Sasquatch given a laptop and a GLP account. Ask me a question. Anyone any good at braiding cornrows?
I specialize in run-on sentences.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 30485951 United States 12/28/2012 01:10 PMReport Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation Re: I'm a captive Sasquatch given a laptop and a GLP account. Ask me a question. Stealth521 (OP )Lurking under the radar User ID: 26100191 United States 12/28/2012 01:17 PMReport Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation Re: I'm a captive Sasquatch given a laptop and a GLP account. Ask me a question. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30485951 Whatever, dude. Can you braid corn rows? I want to try that look for my next commercial. I think I would appeal to a larger audience that way.
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 31021334 United States 12/28/2012 01:18 PMReport Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation Re: I'm a captive Sasquatch given a laptop and a GLP account. Ask me a question. Is it true you have hair where monkeys dont?
THE INQUISADOR TRUTH.. JUSTICE AND THE AMERICAN WAY User ID: 27677169 United States 12/28/2012 01:21 PMReport Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation Re: I'm a captive Sasquatch given a laptop and a GLP account. Ask me a question. Hawk inspired me to finally reveal my true self.
Quoting: Stealth521 Do you really like beef jerky..
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Stealth521 (OP )Lurking under the radar User ID: 26100191 United States 12/28/2012 01:23 PMReport Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation Re: I'm a captive Sasquatch given a laptop and a GLP account. Ask me a question. Is it true you have hair where monkeys dont?
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31021334 I sure do. Will you braid it for me? I can pay you in venison.
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Stealth521 (OP )Lurking under the radar User ID: 26100191 United States 12/28/2012 01:25 PMReport Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation Re: I'm a captive Sasquatch given a laptop and a GLP account. Ask me a question. Do you really like beef jerky..
Quoting: THE INQUISADOR I prefer peppered venison jerky, but in a pinch I'll eat beef. The beef stuff makes me shit cinder blocks.
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 28886101 Canada 12/28/2012 01:26 PMReport Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation Re: I'm a captive Sasquatch given a laptop and a GLP account. Ask me a question. Return the kokanne ranger.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 8091643 United States 12/28/2012 01:27 PMReport Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation Re: I'm a captive Sasquatch given a laptop and a GLP account. Ask me a question. Hawk inspired me to finally reveal my true self.
Quoting: Stealth521 Stealth521 (OP )Lurking under the radar User ID: 26100191 United States 12/28/2012 01:31 PMReport Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation Re: I'm a captive Sasquatch given a laptop and a GLP account. Ask me a question.
Return the kokanne ranger.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28886101 What is kokanne? A Sasquatch sex doll? Wish I had one. The scientist man isn't very gentle.
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 652738 Canada 12/28/2012 01:31 PMReport Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation Re: I'm a captive Sasquatch given a laptop and a GLP account. Ask me a question. do you prefer redheads blondes or brunettes
Just Some Guy User ID: 1235825 United States 12/28/2012 01:32 PMReport Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation Re: I'm a captive Sasquatch given a laptop and a GLP account. Ask me a question. What's that smell?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 21427537 United States 12/28/2012 01:35 PMReport Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation Re: I'm a captive Sasquatch given a laptop and a GLP account. Ask me a question. Hawk inspired me to finally reveal my true self.
Quoting: Stealth521 Lol
Are you willing to join a Sasquatch clan...I am Sasquatchking26 on Xbox
amachiavellian — a hundredth monkey User ID: 20940257 Canada 12/28/2012 01:36 PMReport Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation Re: I'm a captive Sasquatch given a laptop and a GLP account. Ask me a question. Anyone any good at braiding cornrows?
Quoting: Stealth521 I suck at braiding - I am awesome at waxing though.
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Jacked Burton User ID: 807883 United States 12/28/2012 01:37 PMReport Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation Re: I'm a captive Sasquatch given a laptop and a GLP account. Ask me a question. Would you bang a Wookie?
It's all in the reflexes.
Stealth521 (OP )Lurking under the radar User ID: 26100191 United States 12/28/2012 01:40 PMReport Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation Re: I'm a captive Sasquatch given a laptop and a GLP account. Ask me a question. do you prefer redheads blondes or brunettes
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 652738 Think she's a brunette...
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Stealth521 (OP )Lurking under the radar User ID: 26100191 United States 12/28/2012 01:43 PMReport Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation Re: I'm a captive Sasquatch given a laptop and a GLP account. Ask me a question. What's that smell?
Quoting: Just Some Guy My balls. I ran out of A-1 and the scientist man isn't going to the store for another 2 days.
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Stealth521 (OP )Lurking under the radar User ID: 26100191 United States 12/28/2012 01:46 PMReport Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation Re: I'm a captive Sasquatch given a laptop and a GLP account. Ask me a question. Anyone any good at braiding cornrows?
Quoting: Stealth521 I suck at braiding - I am awesome at waxing though.
VIDEO Quoting: amachiavellian You just gave me an idea for my next commercial! Thanks!
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Stealth521 (OP )Lurking under the radar User ID: 26100191 United States 12/28/2012 01:47 PMReport Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation Re: I'm a captive Sasquatch given a laptop and a GLP account. Ask me a question. Would you bang a Wookie?
Quoting: Jacked Burton Scientist man said funny timing. I don't understand.
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3bbb User ID: 505305 United States 12/28/2012 01:49 PMReport Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation Re: I'm a captive Sasquatch given a laptop and a GLP account. Ask me a question. Goonie goo goo ?
"You know its the end of the world when you drink out of the crack in the bottom your water bottle because you're scared to use your last piece of duct tape."
SpaceCommand User ID: 1009022 United States 12/28/2012 01:51 PMReport Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation Re: I'm a captive Sasquatch given a laptop and a GLP account. Ask me a question. Hawk inspired me to finally reveal my true self.
Quoting: Stealth521
"With an eye made quiet by the power of harmony and the deep power of joy, we see into the life of things." William Wordsworth And yet the same revolutionary beliefs for which our forebears fought are still at issue around the globe—the belief that the rights of man come not from the generosity of the state, but from the hand of God. John F. Kennedy Inaugural Address
Stealth521 (OP )Lurking under the radar User ID: 26080767 United States 12/28/2012 01:55 PMReport Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation Re: I'm a captive Sasquatch given a laptop and a GLP account. Ask me a question. Goonie goo goo ?
Quoting: 3bbb I am being told to tell you I am part of experiment to compare my intelligence to the average GLP'er. Not looking good for you humans.
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Stealth521 (OP )Lurking under the radar User ID: 26080767 United States 12/28/2012 02:04 PMReport Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation Re: I'm a captive Sasquatch given a laptop and a GLP account. Ask me a question. So no one can braid corn rows? I need a new look.
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Stealth521 (OP )Lurking under the radar User ID: 26080767 United States 12/28/2012 02:08 PMReport Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation Re: I'm a captive Sasquatch given a laptop and a GLP account. Ask me a question. Hawk inspired me to finally reveal my true self.
Quoting: Stealth521 Lol
Are you willing to join a Sasquatch clan...I am Sasquatchking26 on Xbox
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21427537 I am captive and only allowed on GLP. Sorry.
Are you Bobo? Why didn't you call after our magical night? I remember when you said "now that's pretty Squatchy!". Made me feel special.
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Sunshine Makes Me Smile User ID: 24919877 United States 01/05/2013 01:33 AMReport Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation Re: I'm a captive Sasquatch given a laptop and a GLP account. Ask me a question. Hawk inspired me to finally reveal my true self.
Quoting: Stealth521 Paradise Havona User ID: 1405948 United States 01/05/2013 02:01 AMReport Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation Re: I'm a captive Sasquatch given a laptop and a GLP account. Ask me a question. how tall are you?
Don't put absolutes on relatives!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 20566260 United States 03/08/2013 05:55 PMReport Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation Re: I'm a captive Sasquatch given a laptop and a GLP account. Ask me a question. Hey I foundthis thread cuz it was being advertised in another thread! Thank goodness or I would missed it! 5 stars OP!
Stealth#521 (OP )Lurking under the radar User ID: 26063216 United States 03/08/2013 05:57 PMReport Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation Re: I'm a captive Sasquatch given a laptop and a GLP account. Ask me a question. Hey I foundthis thread cuz it was being advertised in another thread! Thank goodness or I would missed it! 5 stars OP!
Quoting: J&V You rule!
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Chronic_Theist User ID: 7626576 United States 03/08/2013 06:11 PMReport Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation Re: I'm a captive Sasquatch given a laptop and a GLP account. Ask me a question. So Mr. Sasquatch...I've always wondered...do you Sasquathces have to deal with massive dingleberry problems? I mean, damn, you all have got a ton of hair around there...
Stealth#521 (OP )Lurking under the radar User ID: 26090502 United States 03/08/2013 08:07 PMReport Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation Re: I'm a captive Sasquatch given a laptop and a GLP account. Ask me a question. So Mr. Sasquatch...I've always wondered...do you Sasquathces have to deal with massive dingleberry problems? I mean, damn, you all have got a ton of hair around there...
Quoting: Chronic_Theist Nah man I've been getting the wax treatment. Can you braid cornrows?
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