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Some Dude Threw His Skiing Child Down A Slope While Yelling “Pizza” At Him [sic]. (Video)

 
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Some Dude Threw His Skiing Child Down A Slope While Yelling “Pizza” At Him [sic]. (Video)
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Awwww!!!! Poor kid!!!!!

A second-by-second recap doesn't place the "jackass dad" in a good light.
:09 - With a slight nudge from a woman who is presumably his mother, the kid slowly crawls down the slope. The dad hollers "Yeah, you got it!" encouragingly.
:12 - The kid is picking up some speed, but handling things rather well. We can tell this isn't the kid's first voyage on skis. The dad, a total bro himself, yells "YEEEEEEEEEAH BROOOO!"
:17 - "PIZZZA!!!!" The dad, realizing that "Holy shit my kid is pulling away from me oh my god," tells the child to point his skis together at the tips, forming the shape of a pizza. "Pizza" slows you down, whereas "French Fries," holding your skis parallel, speeds you up. Eight seconds into his ride, it was long past Pizza time.
:23-:29 - If you listen very closely, you can hear the kid sqealing for dear life. He probably feels as if he's going 200 miles per hour, and he barely misses a stationary skier by about two feet. Trees are coming into view. Pants are likely soiled. The father screams a bloodcurdling "PIZZZAAAAAAAAAA! DO A PIZZAAAAAA!"
:43 - Finally, the kid loses his composure and crumples to the earth, rolling a few times to a complete stop. The kid's crying, but the father seems kind of ecstatic: "Aw bro! You gotta pizza!"
1:02 - The father reaches out for a high-five. "You're good!" Meanwhile, the kid is hysterical.
Kid: "I'M NOT DOING IT AGAINNNNNNNNNNN!"
Father: "Dude, good job dude! Dude, you survived!"

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(Article says its a boy, but sounds like she is a little girl)
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Re: Some Dude Threw His Skiing Child Down A Slope While Yelling “Pizza” At Him [sic]. (Video)
"pizza slice" is how you teach people to ski...by pointing your skis together in the front you will slow down...
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Pizza slice:

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Re: Some Dude Threw His Skiing Child Down A Slope While Yelling “Pizza” At Him [sic]. (Video)
My dad used to yell Pizza while doing the same thing. Although sometimes he would take our poles away from us as a punishment he was a jerk.
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Re: Some Dude Threw His Skiing Child Down A Slope While Yelling “Pizza” At Him [sic]. (Video)
I ordered pepperoni! WTF
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Re: Some Dude Threw His Skiing Child Down A Slope While Yelling “Pizza” At Him [sic]. (Video)
My dad used to yell Pizza while doing the same thing. Although sometimes he would take our poles away from us as a punishment he was a jerk.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16854713


Omg!!!!!!!! That must have been terrifying!!!!
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My dad used to yell Pizza while doing the same thing. Although sometimes he would take our poles away from us as a punishment he was a jerk.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16854713


I never ski with the poles, I can ski up hills like you would on roller skates...the poles cause more injury than they are worth...and make it harder to do a shot as you fly down a hill :)
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Re: Some Dude Threw His Skiing Child Down A Slope While Yelling “Pizza” At Him [sic]. (Video)
Wuss.
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Skiing was all about freedom fries and pizza

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Re: Some Dude Threw His Skiing Child Down A Slope While Yelling “Pizza” At Him [sic]. (Video)
The person filming and yelling isn't old enough to be the childs father, you can tell by the voice it is barely an adult. Probably a brother or cousin.

It is a hilarious video.
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12/28/2012 02:21 PM
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Re: Some Dude Threw His Skiing Child Down A Slope While Yelling “Pizza” At Him [sic]. (Video)
sounds like an awesome parent.

taking their kid out ski'n and encouraging to them even when things seem crazy.


awesome parent.
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12/28/2012 02:22 PM
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Re: Some Dude Threw His Skiing Child Down A Slope While Yelling “Pizza” At Him [sic]. (Video)
He didn't throw the kid down the slope!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why sensationalize the header?!


OP you never learned to ski did you? Wipe outs are par for the coarse.
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Re: Some Dude Threw His Skiing Child Down A Slope While Yelling “Pizza” At Him [sic]. (Video)
sounds like an awesome parent.

taking their kid out ski'n and encouraging to them even when things seem crazy.


awesome parent.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28994274


Bundled up with all the appropriate protective gear too...
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Re: Some Dude Threw His Skiing Child Down A Slope While Yelling “Pizza” At Him [sic]. (Video)
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Poor kid!!!!!!


A second-by-second recap doesn't place the "jackass dad" in a good light.
:09 - With a slight nudge from a woman who is presumably his mother, the kid slowly crawls down the slope. The dad hollers "Yeah, you got it!" encouragingly.
:12 - The kid is picking up some speed, but handling things rather well. We can tell this isn't the kid's first voyage on skis. The dad, a total bro himself, yells "YEEEEEEEEEAH BROOOO!"
:17 - "PIZZZA!!!!" The dad, realizing that "Holy shit my kid is pulling away from me oh my god," tells the child to point his skis together at the tips, forming the shape of a pizza. "Pizza" slows you down, whereas "French Fries," holding your skis parallel, speeds you up. Eight seconds into his ride, it was long past Pizza time.
:23-:29 - If you listen very closely, you can hear the kid sqealing for dear life. He probably feels as if he's going 200 miles per hour, and he barely misses a stationary skier by about two feet. Trees are coming into view. Pants are likely soiled. The father screams a bloodcurdling "PIZZZAAAAAAAAAA! DO A PIZZAAAAAA!"
:43 - Finally, the kid loses his composure and crumples to the earth, rolling a few times to a complete stop. The kid's crying, but the father seems kind of ecstatic: "Aw bro! You gotta pizza!"
1:02 - The father reaches out for a high-five. "You're good!" Meanwhile, the kid is hysterical.
Kid: "I'M NOT DOING IT AGAINNNNNNNNNNN!"
Father: "Dude, good job dude! Dude, you survived!"

[link to www.liveleak.com]





(Article says its a boy, but sounds like she is a little girl)
 Quoting: Jervis and V-Honey


Wow what a bunch of sensationalism.

The slope was less steep than a bunny slope, the kid barely picked up much speed. The father was with him the whole time telling him how to slow down, the kid couldn't do it.

It is skiing, it can be more dangerous than sitting in front of your xbox playing the latest Shawn White game.

But apparently it is too dangerous for the nanny state. Ban skiing. Require someone to be 21 years of age to do it.
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Re: Some Dude Threw His Skiing Child Down A Slope While Yelling “Pizza” At Him [sic]. (Video)
sounds like an awesome parent.

taking their kid out ski'n and encouraging to them even when things seem crazy.


awesome parent.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28994274


Bundled up with all the appropriate protective gear too...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Yup
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Re: Some Dude Threw His Skiing Child Down A Slope While Yelling “Pizza” At Him [sic]. (Video)
My dad used to yell Pizza while doing the same thing. Although sometimes he would take our poles away from us as a punishment he was a jerk.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16854713










A jerk why? I learned without poles BIG FREAKIN DEAL!!!!!!!

We have produced a WHOLE generation of WIMPS!!!!!!!!!!!!

OOOOOHH don't do that you MIGHT get hurt! AAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!

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