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Message Subject This is DAVID WILCOCK. iM JUST TRYING TO PROVIDE A RATIONAL OPINION..
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David, this is your lover Lance. I knew I'd find you in here, girlfriend. I just want to tell you: I refuse to sleep in the wet spot again tonight! Last night was glorious, and you're a fabulous anal lover, but I'm tired of waking up on the floor after slipping off of our silk sheets due to the wet (and brown) spot we made on the bed. You've got to start taking some responsibility, Mister Man! Between the lube, the anal grease, and our saliva, our bed is like a Slip 'n Slide. I know you've refused my request in the past, but I implore you once again: Please use an anal tampon after our rambunctious sessions of rectum coitus. If you refuse my request, have fun finding another lover who's willing to dump on your forehead during foreplay. Now, you sashay your little buttocks back home and wash these sheets, love monkey.
 
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