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Horny in Houston User ID: 1281779 United States 12/28/2012 04:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question. Haven't been laid in months... Going insane !!!!!

Anonymous Coward User ID: 31025638 Germany 12/28/2012 04:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question. "Horny in Houston" is an awesome title for a sitcom. The new Dallas...
Angry Hierophant 111 User ID: 17671175 United States 12/28/2012 04:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question. Why is she witholding did you piss her off?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 30797866 United States 12/28/2012 04:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question. whats her fucking problem?
Genius User ID: 31024487 Ireland 12/28/2012 04:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question. Shave your nads dude. Even wives like smooth nads.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 30947969 12/28/2012 04:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question. Has she just had her sight restored you grotesque looking twat?

Anonymous Coward User ID: 25463516 United States 12/28/2012 04:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question. Before we proceed with this thread, we need to know a couple things: A. How much does she weigh? 2- how old? (Need to know if its any real loss to you basically)
Anonymous Coward User ID: 24364944 United States 12/28/2012 04:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question. Before we proceed with this thread, we need to know a couple things: A. How much does she weigh? 2- how old? (Need to know if its any real loss to you basically) Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25463516 And we're going to need some pics.....
Thor's Hamster User ID: 26648182 United States 12/28/2012 05:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question. Before we proceed with this thread, we need to know a couple things: A. How much does she weigh? 2- how old? (Need to know if its any real loss to you basically) Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25463516 Also, how much do YOU weigh? And how old? Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
Thor's Hamster User ID: 26648182 United States 12/28/2012 05:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question. Masturbate over her face while she's sleeping. That should demonstrate where you're coming from. Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 31012764 Australia 12/28/2012 05:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question. Before we proceed with this thread, we need to know a couple things: A. How much does she weigh? 2- how old? (Need to know if its any real loss to you basically) Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25463516 Also, how much do YOU weigh? And how old? Quoting: Thor's Hamster Speak for yourself...
Anonymous Coward User ID: 25898128 United States 12/28/2012 05:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question. I'm no relationship guru, but I've noticed women don't put out when they are feeling unappreciated or you're acting like a jackass. Try behaving as if you just started dating, and maybe take her out or something if she's willing. fuck if i know, i haven't been laid in 6 years.
Hales Voice Chat Transmutator User ID: 12354261 United States 12/28/2012 05:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question. * Last Edited by Hales on 04/05/2013 11:48 PM
Anonymous Coward User ID: 28390356 United Kingdom 12/28/2012 05:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question. Maybe she wants it in the bootang?
TheCartel User ID: 29735768 United States 12/28/2012 05:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question. Its not rape if you yell surprise!!!
Chip Forum Moderator User ID: 22480895 United States 12/28/2012 05:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question. She's testing your will power...she wants you to romance her. It's frustrating as hell...but if you play your cards right she'll buy a sex swing!!! Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. ~Arthur C. Clarke Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. ~Mark Twain

Anonymous Coward User ID: 29569081 12/28/2012 05:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question. O.P hasn't replied to these questions ,Hmmmmm is he finally getting Laid??? 8 months is too long for me I am 30 my fiancee 32 I get it every other day ,sometimes 3 days in a row but follow by a 2day drought ,The key is don't ask for it ,I don't ask My girl for it she just tells me at night to strap up the hat on and pound.
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1281779 United States 12/28/2012 09:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question. "Horny in Houston" is an awesome title for a sitcom. The new Dallas... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31025638 lol, I like that, that's funny.. Why is she witholding did you piss her off? Quoting: Angry Hierophant She's not pissed, just not interested.... Before we proceed with this thread, we need to know a couple things: A. How much does she weigh? 110 lbs @ 5'0 2- how old? 42 (Need to know if its any real loss to you basically) Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25463516 Also, how much do YOU weigh? 177 @ 6'0 And how old? 44 Quoting: Thor's Hamster O.P hasn't replied to these questions ,Hmmmmm is he finally getting Laid??? 8 months is too long for me I am 30 my fiancee 32 I get it every other day ,sometimes 3 days in a row but follow by a 2day drought ,The key is don't ask for it ,I don't ask My girl for it she just tells me at night to strap up the hat on and pound. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29569081 Nope, didn't get laid. had to run out and do some errands right after I posted.
Useless Cookie Eater User ID: 29696048 United States 12/28/2012 09:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question. "Horny in Houston" is an awesome title for a sitcom. The new Dallas... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31025638 lol, I like that, that's funny.. Why is she witholding did you piss her off? Quoting: Angry Hierophant She's not pissed, just not interested.... Before we proceed with this thread, we need to know a couple things: A. How much does she weigh? 110 lbs @ 5'0 2- how old? 42 (Need to know if its any real loss to you basically) Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25463516 Also, how much do YOU weigh? 177 @ 6'0 And how old? 44 Quoting: Thor's Hamster O.P hasn't replied to these questions ,Hmmmmm is he finally getting Laid??? 8 months is too long for me I am 30 my fiancee 32 I get it every other day ,sometimes 3 days in a row but follow by a 2day drought ,The key is don't ask for it ,I don't ask My girl for it she just tells me at night to strap up the hat on and pound. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29569081 Nope, didn't get laid. had to run out and do some errands right after I posted. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1281779 I've determined your problem. You married a midget.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 2704006 United States 12/28/2012 09:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question. Haven't been laid in months... Going insane !!!!! Quoting: Horny in Houston 1281779 Your an idiot as well as everyone who makes these threads.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 21165821 Canada 12/28/2012 09:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question. so why are you with her then - for her gourmet cooking?

Anonymous Coward User ID: 19490298 United States 12/28/2012 09:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question. I thought you were saying she wouldn't give up her girlfriend. LOL :-(
Anonymous Coward User ID: 30270133 United States 12/28/2012 09:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question. Well,I don't feel your pain....I get it just about anytime I want it, seriously she is 45 and I'm 48 and we screw about every other night and have been married for 20yrs.
Darrell41653 User ID: 11354573 United States 12/28/2012 09:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question. Masturbate over her face while she's sleeping. That should demonstrate where you're coming from. Quoting: Thor's Hamster LOL and heheheheeeee!!!!
Little Miss Sunshine User ID: 19100251 United States 12/28/2012 09:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question. Haven't been laid in months... Going insane !!!!! Quoting: Horny in Houston 1281779 She and My Uh humm, husband sound like a perfect pair!!! LOL... Those who fail to have a plan are planning to fail. ***I never saw a wild thing feel sorry for itself; A Bird will fall frozen from a bough without ever having felt sorry for itself. D.H. Lawrence www.RaptureReady.com www.lasttrumpetministries.org ( want answers on the " elitists" and how they work? READ the Archives here!!)
Anonymous Coward User ID: 24090746 United States 12/28/2012 09:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question. Time for a divorce. Tell her the status quo is not cool. Your relationship is not normal. Time to move on.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 24090746 United States 12/28/2012 09:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question. Haven't been laid in months... Going insane !!!!! Quoting: Horny in Houston 1281779 She and My Uh humm, husband sound like a perfect pair!!! LOL... Quoting: Little Miss Sunshine Lets talk...
Little Miss Sunshine User ID: 19100251 United States 12/28/2012 09:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question. She's testing your will power...she wants you to romance her. It's frustrating as hell...but if you play your cards right she'll buy a sex swing!!! Quoting: Chip Hahahaha!!!!! NICE. Id say your dead on the money with this input! Those who fail to have a plan are planning to fail. ***I never saw a wild thing feel sorry for itself; A Bird will fall frozen from a bough without ever having felt sorry for itself. D.H. Lawrence www.RaptureReady.com www.lasttrumpetministries.org ( want answers on the " elitists" and how they work? READ the Archives here!!)
ar-15 nut User ID: 1281306 United States 12/28/2012 09:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question. Weapon of last resort free men do not ask permission to bear arms
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1281779 United States 12/28/2012 09:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question. so why are you with her then - for her gourmet cooking? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21165821 That and the fact we have been together 26 yrs, married 24. I love her and can't imagine being with anyone else.
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1281779 United States 12/28/2012 09:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question. She's testing your will power...she wants you to romance her. It's frustrating as hell...but if you play your cards right she'll buy a sex swing!!! Quoting: Chip Hahahaha!!!!! NICE. Id say your dead on the money with this input! Quoting: Little Miss Sunshine nah, she would never go for a sex swing. even when we went at it like bunnies kinky was doggy style.
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