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Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question.

 
Horny in Houston
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12/28/2012 04:21 PM
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Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question.
Haven't been laid in months...
Going insane !!!!!
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12/28/2012 04:23 PM
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Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question.
"Horny in Houston" is an awesome title for a sitcom. The new Dallas...
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12/28/2012 04:24 PM

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Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question.
Why is she witholding did you piss her off?
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12/28/2012 04:24 PM
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Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question.
whats her fucking problem?
Genius
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12/28/2012 04:31 PM
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Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question.
Shave your nads dude. Even wives like smooth nads.
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12/28/2012 04:31 PM
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Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question.
Has she just had her sight restored you grotesque looking twat?
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12/28/2012 04:47 PM
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Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question.
Before we proceed with this thread, we need to know a couple things:
A. How much does she weigh?
2- how old?

(Need to know if its any real loss to you basically)
Anonymous Coward
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12/28/2012 04:53 PM
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Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question.
Before we proceed with this thread, we need to know a couple things:
A. How much does she weigh?
2- how old?

(Need to know if its any real loss to you basically)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25463516


And we're going to need some pics.....pigchef
Thor's Hamster

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12/28/2012 05:10 PM
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Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question.
Before we proceed with this thread, we need to know a couple things:
A. How much does she weigh?
2- how old?

(Need to know if its any real loss to you basically)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25463516


Also, how much do YOU weigh? And how old?
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
Thor's Hamster

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12/28/2012 05:11 PM
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Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question.
Masturbate over her face while she's sleeping. That should demonstrate where you're coming from.
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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12/28/2012 05:18 PM
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Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question.
Before we proceed with this thread, we need to know a couple things:
A. How much does she weigh?
2- how old?

(Need to know if its any real loss to you basically)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25463516


Also, how much do YOU weigh? And how old?
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


Speak for yourself... jerkit
Anonymous Coward
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12/28/2012 05:22 PM
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Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question.
I'm no relationship guru, but I've noticed women don't put out when they are feeling unappreciated or you're acting like a jackass. Try behaving as if you just started dating, and maybe take her out or something if she's willing.

fuck if i know, i haven't been laid in 6 years.
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12/28/2012 05:24 PM
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Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question.
Maybe she wants it in the bootang?
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12/28/2012 05:26 PM

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Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question.
Its not rape if you yell surprise!!!
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12/28/2012 05:28 PM

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She's testing your will power...she wants you to romance her.

It's frustrating as hell...but if you play your cards right she'll buy a sex swing!!!
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12/28/2012 05:46 PM
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Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question.
O.P hasn't replied to these questions ,Hmmmmm is he finally getting Laid???
8 months is too long for me I am 30 my fiancee 32 I get it every other day ,sometimes 3 days in a row but follow by a 2day drought ,The key is don't ask for it ,I don't ask My girl for it she just tells me at night to strap up the hat on and pound.
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12/28/2012 09:03 PM
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Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question.
"Horny in Houston" is an awesome title for a sitcom. The new Dallas...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31025638


lol, I like that, that's funny..

Why is she witholding did you piss her off?
 Quoting: Angry Hierophant


She's not pissed, just not interested....


Before we proceed with this thread, we need to know a couple things:
A. How much does she weigh? 110 lbs @ 5'0
2- how old? 42

(Need to know if its any real loss to you basically)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25463516


Also, how much do YOU weigh? 177 @ 6'0
And how old? 44
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster






O.P hasn't replied to these questions ,Hmmmmm is he finally getting Laid???
8 months is too long for me I am 30 my fiancee 32 I get it every other day ,sometimes 3 days in a row but follow by a 2day drought ,The key is don't ask for it ,I don't ask My girl for it she just tells me at night to strap up the hat on and pound.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29569081



Nope, didn't get laid. had to run out and do some errands right after I posted.
Useless Cookie Eater

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12/28/2012 09:06 PM

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Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question.
"Horny in Houston" is an awesome title for a sitcom. The new Dallas...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31025638


lol, I like that, that's funny..

Why is she witholding did you piss her off?
 Quoting: Angry Hierophant


She's not pissed, just not interested....


Before we proceed with this thread, we need to know a couple things:
A. How much does she weigh? 110 lbs @ 5'0
2- how old? 42

(Need to know if its any real loss to you basically)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25463516


Also, how much do YOU weigh? 177 @ 6'0
And how old? 44
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster






O.P hasn't replied to these questions ,Hmmmmm is he finally getting Laid???
8 months is too long for me I am 30 my fiancee 32 I get it every other day ,sometimes 3 days in a row but follow by a 2day drought ,The key is don't ask for it ,I don't ask My girl for it she just tells me at night to strap up the hat on and pound.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29569081



Nope, didn't get laid. had to run out and do some errands right after I posted.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1281779


I've determined your problem.

You married a midget.
Anonymous Coward
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12/28/2012 09:08 PM
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Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question.
Haven't been laid in months...
Going insane !!!!!

 Quoting: Horny in Houston 1281779


Your an idiot as well as everyone who makes these threads.
Anonymous Coward
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12/28/2012 09:08 PM
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Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question.
so why are you with her then - for her gourmet cooking?




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12/28/2012 09:08 PM
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Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question.
I thought you were saying she wouldn't give up her girlfriend. LOL :-(
Anonymous Coward
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12/28/2012 09:10 PM
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Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question.
Well,I don't feel your pain....I get it just about anytime I want it, seriously she is 45 and I'm 48 and we screw about every other night and have been married for 20yrs.
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12/28/2012 09:10 PM
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Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question.
Masturbate over her face while she's sleeping. That should demonstrate where you're coming from.
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster


LOL and heheheheeeee!!!!
Little Miss Sunshine

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12/28/2012 09:11 PM

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Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question.
Haven't been laid in months...
Going insane !!!!!

 Quoting: Horny in Houston 1281779


She and My Uh humm, husband sound like a perfect pair!!! LOL...
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12/28/2012 09:12 PM
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Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question.
Time for a divorce. Tell her the status quo is not cool. Your relationship is not normal. Time to move on.
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12/28/2012 09:12 PM
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Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question.
Haven't been laid in months...
Going insane !!!!!

 Quoting: Horny in Houston 1281779


She and My Uh humm, husband sound like a perfect pair!!! LOL...
 Quoting: Little Miss Sunshine


Lets talk...
Little Miss Sunshine

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12/28/2012 09:16 PM

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Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question.
She's testing your will power...she wants you to romance her.

It's frustrating as hell...but if you play your cards right she'll buy a sex swing!!!
 Quoting: Chip


Hahahaha!!!!! NICE. Id say your dead on the money with this input! banana2
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12/28/2012 09:20 PM

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Weapon of last resort sockpuppet
A pissed off American veteran!
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/28/2012 09:22 PM
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Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question.
so why are you with her then - for her gourmet cooking?




s226
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21165821


That and the fact we have been together 26 yrs, married 24.
I love her and can't imagine being with anyone else.
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12/28/2012 09:24 PM
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Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question.
She's testing your will power...she wants you to romance her.

It's frustrating as hell...but if you play your cards right she'll buy a sex swing!!!
 Quoting: Chip


Hahahaha!!!!! NICE. Id say your dead on the money with this input! banana2
 Quoting: Little Miss Sunshine


nah, she would never go for a sex swing.
even when we went at it like bunnies kinky was doggy style.

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