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Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question.

 
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Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question.
She's testing your will power...she wants you to romance her.

It's frustrating as hell...but if you play your cards right she'll buy a sex swing!!!
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:0024:
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try doing the cock flop you know make it flop up and down
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12/28/2012 09:34 PM
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Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question.
get a fleshlight.. it's almost as good as the real thing.

gets the job done
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12/28/2012 10:32 PM
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Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question.
Because you spend all your time on GLP!@!!!!!!!
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Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question.
Haven't been laid in months...
Going insane !!!!!

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Have to say been there. Now divorced and now have sex 4-7 times a week with my new adored wife. wasted 20 years begging for sex. There is always hope.
RAS
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Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question.
She's testing your will power...she wants you to romance her.

It's frustrating as hell...but if you play your cards right she'll buy a sex swing!!!
 Quoting: Chip


Hahahaha!!!!! NICE. Id say your dead on the money with this input! banana2
 Quoting: Little Miss Sunshine


nah, she would never go for a sex swing.
even when we went at it like bunnies kinky was doggy style.

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Did you ever put your finger in her other hole at the same time......and did she moan? If you didn't maybe you're the prude?
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12/28/2012 10:46 PM
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Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question.
tell her she either puts out or you will start banging her friends.

Your question is...

why are you not divorced and why havent you been banging her friends?
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Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question.
Haven't been laid in months...
Going insane !!!!!

 Quoting: Horny in Houston 1281779


Have to say been there. Now divorced and now have sex 4-7 times a week with my new adored wife. wasted 20 years begging for sex. There is always hope.
 Quoting: HJTRAS


Now....how long have you been together? That kind of sex last about two years.

Hope it lasts forever buddy. Like your posts. good guy.
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Haven't been laid in months...
Going insane !!!!!

 Quoting: Horny in Houston 1281779


Have to say been there. Now divorced and now have sex 4-7 times a week with my new adored wife. wasted 20 years begging for sex. There is always hope.
 Quoting: HJTRAS


Now....how long have you been together? That kind of sex last about two years.

Hope it lasts forever buddy. Like your posts. good guy.
 Quoting: PokerFace


11 Years. I can say it will never end because we both have and will always have if I can explain the longing for each other.

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Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question.
This is the bane of a relationship.

I'll take Rasputin's life over Little House on the Prairie any day.
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+1000
I say burn all of your bridges while you still have control of the flame
' "Those who give up freedom in the name of security deserve neither".
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12/28/2012 11:06 PM
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Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question.
Poon-tang? lol I haven't heard that in years.
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Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question.
Time for a divorce. Tell her the status quo is not cool. Your relationship is not normal. Time to move on.
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Exactly. You and Little Miss Sunshine need to swap partners.
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12/28/2012 11:10 PM
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Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question.
Eat her out, nice and slow.

Then she'll open up like a butterfly.
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12/28/2012 11:13 PM
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Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question.
Poon-tang? lol I haven't heard that in years.
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Ever heard of Boon-tang?

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12/28/2012 11:13 PM
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Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question.
Go hook up with someone else you nutless pussy.

Tell her, 'what you won't do, someone else will...'

Everyone has their needs to be fulfilled, if you're not happy, go be happy!
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12/28/2012 11:15 PM

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Act like you aren't interested at all either. She will either want you more than ever or think you are cheating..
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12/28/2012 11:16 PM
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hate to be the one to say it but is she bangin your friends? if shes gettin it elsewhere it could explain her lack of interest, never underestimate a chick they are sneaky as fuck and great with those tears id say get a PI
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Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question.
Is it the beginning of menopause?

Are either of you getting overweight?

My wife and I get it on like teenagers. But if she froze up I don't think I could abstane. I'd have to get a 20 year old on the side or bang one of her sisters.
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12/28/2012 11:28 PM
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Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question.
Freeze her out. No physical contact or any real attention for her. Sleep in a different room. Act indifferent. Don't give in till she gives you the tang. Also, DO NOT GET SUCKED INTO AN ARGUMENT!!!
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12/28/2012 11:37 PM
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Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question.
Well,I don't feel your pain....I get it just about anytime I want it, seriously she is 45 and I'm 48 and we screw about every other night and have been married for 20yrs.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30270133


So there is hope! Thank you sir, I just got really depressed reading this thread and thinking about what my life would be like in 20 years...
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Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question.
Haven't been laid in months...
Going insane !!!!!

 Quoting: Horny in Houston 1281779


Have to say been there. Now divorced and now have sex 4-7 times a week with my new adored wife. wasted 20 years begging for sex. There is always hope.
 Quoting: HJTRAS


Did you have to marry younger?
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12/29/2012 12:00 AM
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Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question.
There are some things that might be causing her lack of interest in sex that have nothing to do with you, OP.

She could be depressed.
She might be under a lot of stress from something like her job, kids, aging parents, etc.
She might be experiencing chronic pain and/or fatigue from something like a thyroid problem, an autoimmune disorder, fibromyalgia, etc.
She might have started or changed a new medication.

Try to discuss with her what might be going on without accusing her or guilt-tripping her for the lack of sex. If she's uncertain about what the cause may be, then encourage her to see a doctor.
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12/29/2012 12:12 AM
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Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question.
My wife found Jesus :(
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Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question.
Well,I don't feel your pain....I get it just about anytime I want it, seriously she is 45 and I'm 48 and we screw about every other night and have been married for 20yrs.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30270133


So there is hope! Thank you sir, I just got really depressed reading this thread and thinking about what my life would be like in 20 years...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6411376




You're welcome son, and don't forget to finger her in the butt whilst going from behind.......free tip*
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12/29/2012 12:39 AM
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Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question.
Have you tried the donkey punch?
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12/29/2012 11:39 AM
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Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question.
She's testing your will power...she wants you to romance her.

It's frustrating as hell...but if you play your cards right she'll buy a sex swing!!!
 Quoting: Chip


Hahahaha!!!!! NICE. Id say your dead on the money with this input! banana2
 Quoting: Little Miss Sunshine


nah, she would never go for a sex swing.
even when we went at it like bunnies kinky was doggy style.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1281779




Did you ever put your finger in her other hole at the same time......and did she moan? If you didn't maybe you're the prude?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30270133


Nope she doesn't like it. "exit only".
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12/29/2012 11:41 AM
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Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question.
Eat her out, nice and slow.

Then she'll open up like a butterfly.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10940082


She doesn't like that either, she's say she's too self conscious to relax enough to like it.
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Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question.
My wife found Jesus :(
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Well, there are worse things she could have found.
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Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question.
Nope she doesn't like it. "exit only".
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1281779





What you have to do is have her take a bath and get all cleaned up smooth, then lick her like you're a starved sailor from stem to stern.....then turn her around and she'll beg you to put your finger in there while you nail her. Tell her she is going to have the biggest orgasm she's ever had....and she will.
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Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question.
Poon-tang? lol I haven't heard that in years.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8268224


wang dang sweet poontang.

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