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Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question.

 
Anonymous Coward
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12/29/2012 11:47 AM
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Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question.
Ask her to loan you $50 for a prostitute.
Guaranteed you will get some kind of response.
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12/29/2012 11:48 AM
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Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question.
Time for a divorce. Tell her the status quo is not cool. Your relationship is not normal. Time to move on.
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Sorry dude, but this
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12/29/2012 11:49 AM
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Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question.
Ask her to loan you $50 for a prostitute.
Guaranteed you will get some kind of response.
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cruise
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12/29/2012 11:52 AM
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Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question.
Did you buy her that Fifty Shades of Grey book?
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12/29/2012 12:00 PM
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Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question.
Did you buy her that Fifty Shades of Grey book?
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lol. My sub wanted to read that but I wouldn't let her.

She is beyond that book anyway it would have been a pointless read.


Biggest mistake men make I think, is not setting it in stone from the beginning.
You don't put out, then you get out. That is the choice. you have a choice of spreading your legs or going away..
women often try to use what they have between their legs for a power play. Don't let em. Take it right off the table from the beginning so they realize it isn't even in play or optional.
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12/29/2012 12:00 PM
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Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question.
OP, she's fucking your best friend.

It's time to move on and fuck her sister.
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12/29/2012 12:04 PM

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Fuk all that.. Fuk her friends or her sister and get it over with..with all the things that you said she don`t like,what does she like? If she dont wanna fuk, outside of taking it from her,aint much you can do,brother.I have walked in those shoes. sometimes they just want you to scoop em up, throw em on the bed and tear that pussy up. Good luck. also in H-town,btwbananasexbounceb
" It`s only weird the first time" ;p
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12/29/2012 12:06 PM
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Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question.
DIVORCE,
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12/29/2012 12:15 PM
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Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question.
My husband never said a word about our slow sex life. He just started doing everything around the house, making us delicious fruit smoothies in the blender, planting flowers, taking care of my car. Then he started biking and it wasn't long before he was in terrific shape. I just kept on doing whatever I was doing, until I noticed he had become a rather fabulous man.

Then I began showing him I appreciated him. Oh, yeah. Every chance I got. We got into this groove where we did for each other. And no one said a word about it. This is after being married for 12 years. Best time of our lives.

Just fantastic.
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12/29/2012 12:29 PM
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Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question.
My husband never said a word about our slow sex life. He just started doing everything around the house, making us delicious fruit smoothies in the blender, planting flowers, taking care of my car. Then he started biking and it wasn't long before he was in terrific shape. I just kept on doing whatever I was doing, until I noticed he had become a rather fabulous man.

Then I began showing him I appreciated him. Oh, yeah. Every chance I got. We got into this groove where we did for each other. And no one said a word about it. This is after being married for 12 years. Best time of our lives.

Just fantastic.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14385938


I've been married twice that,
I'm in decent shape(I don't have washboard abs) but I'm weight height proportionate. (177 @ 6'0)

I already do stuff around the house. dishes, vacuum, clean up after myself but I'm not a maid.

It's cool it worked for you guys, but to me it seem I would be changing who I am for sex. Not happening....
geminilion

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12/29/2012 12:30 PM
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Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question.
Have you started growing hair on your palms yet?

jerkit
..."The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Think only on those things that are in line with your principles and can bear the light of day. The content of your character is your choice. Day by day, what you choose, what you think, and what you do is who you become. Your integrity is your destiny ... it is the light that guides your way."
Heraclitus
geminilion

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12/29/2012 12:41 PM
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Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question.
Act like you aren't interested at all either. She will either want you more than ever or think you are cheating..
 Quoting: novamom



Bingo!
..."The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Think only on those things that are in line with your principles and can bear the light of day. The content of your character is your choice. Day by day, what you choose, what you think, and what you do is who you become. Your integrity is your destiny ... it is the light that guides your way."
Heraclitus
EVIL_BEAN_KID

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12/29/2012 12:41 PM
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Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question.
get yourself a fleshlight and you will forget all about her dried up old snapper
SLAM THAT CLAM
EVIL_BEAN_KID

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12/29/2012 01:42 PM
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SLAM THAT CLAM
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12/29/2012 02:40 PM
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Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question.
When I dont put out my husband does not give me money does not help with kids or chores and sleeps at his leisure. Needless to say I usually just sleep without pants on and boom...secret to a happy marriage.
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12/29/2012 02:57 PM
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Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question.
Try Ebay. You can get most things cheaper there, so long as you don't mind it being old and a bit used.
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12/29/2012 03:12 PM
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Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question.
Haven't been laid in months...
Going insane !!!!!

 Quoting: Horny in Houston 1281779

You could try growing up and using your hand. Sex is boring. Get over it.
Bain Everything

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12/29/2012 03:20 PM
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Haven't been laid in months...
Going insane !!!!!

 Quoting: Horny in Houston 1281779


She gave it to me without a problem.
Anonymous Coward
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12/29/2012 03:25 PM
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Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question.
Men are such babies.
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12/29/2012 06:04 PM
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Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question.
get yourself a fleshlight and you will forget all about her dried up old snapper
 Quoting: EVIL_BEAN_KID


cruise ...but SO true! I looooove my 'tight as a teen' Fleshlight :-)
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12/29/2012 06:41 PM
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Re: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question.
Haven't been laid in months...
Going insane !!!!!

 Quoting: Horny in Houston 1281779


She gave it to me without a problem.
 Quoting: Bain Everything


So, how was it ?

I forgot...





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