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Message Subject Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question.
Poster Handle Useless Cookie Eater
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"Horny in Houston" is an awesome title for a sitcom. The new Dallas...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31025638

lol, I like that, that's funny..

Why is she witholding did you piss her off?
 Quoting: Angry Hierophant

She's not pissed, just not interested....

Before we proceed with this thread, we need to know a couple things:
A. How much does she weigh? 110 lbs @ 5'0
2- how old? 42

(Need to know if its any real loss to you basically)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25463516

Also, how much do YOU weigh? 177 @ 6'0
And how old? 44
 Quoting: Thor's Hamster

O.P hasn't replied to these questions ,Hmmmmm is he finally getting Laid???
8 months is too long for me I am 30 my fiancee 32 I get it every other day ,sometimes 3 days in a row but follow by a 2day drought ,The key is don't ask for it ,I don't ask My girl for it she just tells me at night to strap up the hat on and pound.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29569081

Nope, didn't get laid. had to run out and do some errands right after I posted.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1281779

I've determined your problem.

You married a midget.
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