Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question.

try doing the cock flop you know make it flop up and down

get a fleshlight.. it's almost as good as the real thing.

gets the job done

Because you spend all your time on GLP!@!!!!!!!

Have to say been there. Now divorced and now have sex 4-7 times a week with my new adored wife. wasted 20 years begging for sex. There is always hope.

Did you ever put your finger in her other hole at the same time......and did she moan? If you didn't maybe you're the prude?

tell her she either puts out or you will start banging her friends.

Your question is...

why are you not divorced and why havent you been banging her friends?

Now....how long have you been together? That kind of sex last about two years.

Hope it lasts forever buddy. Like your posts. good guy.

11 Years. I can say it will never end because we both have and will always have if I can explain the longing for each other.

Last Edited by HJTRAS on 12/28/2012 10:57 PM

+1000

Poon-tang? lol I haven't heard that in years.

Exactly. You and Little Miss Sunshine need to swap partners.

Eat her out, nice and slow.

Then she'll open up like a butterfly.

Ever heard of Boon-tang?

Go hook up with someone else you nutless pussy.

Tell her, 'what you won't do, someone else will...'

Everyone has their needs to be fulfilled, if you're not happy, go be happy!

Act like you aren't interested at all either. She will either want you more than ever or think you are cheating..

hate to be the one to say it but is she bangin your friends? if shes gettin it elsewhere it could explain her lack of interest, never underestimate a chick they are sneaky as fuck and great with those tears id say get a PI

Is it the beginning of menopause?

Are either of you getting overweight?

My wife and I get it on like teenagers. But if she froze up I don't think I could abstane. I'd have to get a 20 year old on the side or bang one of her sisters.

Freeze her out. No physical contact or any real attention for her. Sleep in a different room. Act indifferent. Don't give in till she gives you the tang. Also, DO NOT GET SUCKED INTO AN ARGUMENT!!!

So there is hope! Thank you sir, I just got really depressed reading this thread and thinking about what my life would be like in 20 years...

Did you have to marry younger?

There are some things that might be causing her lack of interest in sex that have nothing to do with you, OP.

She could be depressed.
She might be under a lot of stress from something like her job, kids, aging parents, etc.
She might be experiencing chronic pain and/or fatigue from something like a thyroid problem, an autoimmune disorder, fibromyalgia, etc.
She might have started or changed a new medication.

Try to discuss with her what might be going on without accusing her or guilt-tripping her for the lack of sex. If she's uncertain about what the cause may be, then encourage her to see a doctor.

My wife found Jesus :(

You're welcome son, and don't forget to finger her in the butt whilst going from behind.......free tip*

Have you tried the donkey punch?

Nope she doesn't like it. "exit only".

What you have to do is have her take a bath and get all cleaned up smooth, then lick her like you're a starved sailor from stem to stern.....then turn her around and she'll beg you to put your finger in there while you nail her. Tell her she is going to have the biggest orgasm she's ever had....and she will.

Then hell tie her up and whip her ass, then stroke her kitty.