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A Petition to Make Wives Give up the POON-TANG! Sign it!

 
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12/28/2012 06:07 PM
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A Petition to Make Wives Give up the POON-TANG! Sign it!
maybe if we get enough names they will HAVE to put out!
I was "engaged" for 2 years, after the first six months the sex stopped, for a million different reasons which changed from day to day. Finally I told her we are never getting married, and she said"really you arent going to marry me just because I won't "put out"? ( her words exactly)

Hilarious! yea bitch you got it figured out right.
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12/28/2012 06:09 PM
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Re: A Petition to Make Wives Give up the POON-TANG! Sign it!
If you want her to give it up , divorce her. She will be giving it to someone else within a week. LOL
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12/28/2012 06:12 PM
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Re: A Petition to Make Wives Give up the POON-TANG! Sign it!
maybe if we get enough names they will HAVE to put out!
I was "engaged" for 2 years, after the first six months the sex stopped, for a million different reasons which changed from day to day. Finally I told her we are never getting married, and she said"really you arent going to marry me just because I won't "put out"? ( her words exactly)

Hilarious! yea bitch you got it figured out right.
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Been married nearly 35 years. I've always wanted intimacy with my husband. Physical compatibility is SO important. He's still smiling.
"When tyrants tremble in their fear, and hear their death knell ringing,
When friends rejoice both far and near, how can I keep from singing"

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12/28/2012 06:13 PM
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BTW, we never call it "poon tang", we call it lovemaking. Just saying.
"When tyrants tremble in their fear, and hear their death knell ringing,
When friends rejoice both far and near, how can I keep from singing"

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12/28/2012 06:13 PM
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Re: A Petition to Make Wives Give up the POON-TANG! Sign it!
Shit, I can't keep my wife off me after 15 years of marriage. The girl was just being childish and self centered using sex as a way to get power over. Lasting relationships don't work this way.
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12/28/2012 06:17 PM
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Re: A Petition to Make Wives Give up the POON-TANG! Sign it!
maybe if we get enough names they will HAVE to put out!
I was "engaged" for 2 years, after the first six months the sex stopped, for a million different reasons which changed from day to day. Finally I told her we are never getting married, and she said"really you arent going to marry me just because I won't "put out"? ( her words exactly)

Hilarious! yea bitch you got it figured out right.
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You do it wrong....no make her happy...you made it a chore...no one likes chores.
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12/28/2012 06:36 PM
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Re: A Petition to Make Wives Give up the POON-TANG! Sign it!
Right after you sign a mandatory toothbrushing petition. Oh, and try that cologne you got fer christmas.
Phew!

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