GLP predictions for 2013..

Legislation will be brought up but not passed that all hand guns will be replaced by water pistols, and all automatic weapons be replaced by battery operated super soakers.

September will be one of the biggest baby boom months ever recoded due to all the panic sex caused but 12-21-2012

CP get back over here mate!! Build a cabin just the other side of Araluen golf course an you'll be safe from the Indian ocean tsunami as well.. Safer here than Queensland buddy!

Biggest recorded earthquake ever in March 2013

Another outbreak like swine flu but much worse in June/July

Massive internet cyber attack on US corporations/banks by foreign interests causing epic losses

More public shootings, but not schools

Huge bombing of city center in town of 100-250k population, target unknown but possibly hospital

Weather will ruin large amounts of wheat/corn crops

Churches with over the top beliefs will cause legislation to be passed that will lump all believers into the same group

Another Waco similar situation will unfold

That's all for now...today's date: Sat Dec 29th

1: Still no Nibiru.

2: Elvis comes back from his home planet to announce he is running for President.

3: The sky will open up one day and a giant green guy will step out and announce he is hungry and wants all the fat people to line up for dinner. Pass the barbeque sauce, please.

4: Will Smith will make another crappy movie.

5: The Republicans will announce they can shit gold and therefore save the US from certain economic doom.

6: Nancy Lieder will finally admit she's been making it all up for years because she did not get enough hugs as a child.

7: David Letterman will punch out Zooey Deschanel for saying he's "creepy looking".

8: Nancy Grace will have a stroke live on CNN and her head will explode.

9: The UN will announce we are under attack by aliens and unconditionally surrender.

10: Everyone on GLP will send me 100 dollars a month for the entire year.

I have a dilemma. If i told you what's going to happen soon to the planet then it wouldn't happen at all thanks to the GLP Quantum Effect.

I hate that I can't tell you so you'll be hit without a warning!

...sorry, I just try to monger some fear and hope you get stronger by it! lol

it wouldnt melt so fast if govs didnt keep sending scientists up there to find things that arent there (and braking up the ice as they go!!!!!!!!) course its melting they r the ones doing it (to proove a point maybe...or justr too thick to realise!!!)

EAT will finally predict the end of the world.

Look for the phrase 'Everything is fine, no doom today'

T town girl will break her caps lock key and go into a deep depression.

Brief will declare he is becoming a Muslim after having a vision involving farm animals.

Zakk will become a Free Mason.

Miggy will marry a wealthy man.

Debauchery will reveal that she is really Meryl Streep.

science, geography and history books will have to be re-written because it will get to a point where the "experts" will have to admit (like when they realised the world wasnt flat....and the sun doesnt go around us) the things we learned at school and what science believed (and tell us) is infact WRONG!!!!

EAT will finally predict the end of the world.

Look for the phrase 'Everything is fine, no doom today'

 Quoting: Tanos

Sorry, man. But you're wrong.

EAT ain't gonna every predict anything correctly.

As long as they hit DC with both houses and the WH in full swing....I'm ok with that.

Like the way you think.

Everyone will start wearing flowers in their hair

Doomer Boomers ftw

Twelve full moons in 2013

ok ok..she will split and then sink?? split a little bit ...in half? how long in between the 2 tragedies? we will have ocean front in Orlando????? i call the glp effects!!

Damn these are getting good... Out of karma for today, but some heading your way tomorrow!

Another awesome contribution Gem! Karma heading to ya!

Eat will starve to death through lack of doom!

Oliver Stone will soon be found dead from natural causes that will be seen as suspicious to those of critical thought.

I like that, doomed boomers

3 Major characters will switch to Russ calendar, the rest of GLP will follow them. Russ will become a GLP moderator.

I predict Julia Gillard will put Australia another 10billion in dept.

And Alien disclosure.

There will be big news that when North Korea said they found Unicorns, it was true! South Korean and American soliders are going to see them fly over the border sometime in the end och march or beginning of April!

Last Edited by Kalles Kaviar on 12/29/2012 11:15 PM

The King of Asyria will be revealed....either 2013 or 2014.

Major big earthquakes in Greece/Turkey/Middle East.

Grids go down all over most of the World.

Volcano's goes up Pele and Vesuvius

World War Three Starts.



Comet or Asteroid hits in the Atlantic.

East Coast Doom and soon after West Coast Doom.

The War will end because of all the destruction WorldWide and it will be quiet for a long long long long time.

Obama uses registration and fees to make it unaffordable for most to afford new future weapons purchases. He will also outlaw certain types of ammo eliminating stockpiling of ammunition. Later in the year he will then enforce all weapons be confiscated via UN treaty and supporting agreement from our glorious leader.

Hover Dam will be blown up to signify the start of the new world order, or rather the birth of a new race and system. I say this because the hover dam is on our currency now showing it bursting with water flowing out just like the twin towers, the pentagon and the federal building.

Obama will allow russia and china to strike a military offensive on atleast the west coast with nuclear weapons blaming the ill fate of deterring this attack due to an enemy implanted virus in our computer defensive systems.

Then Obama will use that attack to take over the internet and declare martial law at which time within just a few short weeks or months he will turn over our country to regulated in its entirety by the UN of which he will become their new glorious leader for defeating the only nation, due to its military strength, that keeps the entire world from becoming a dictatorship.

Therefore I suggest it become mandatory immediately that all liberals, communist and Obama supporters be tattooed with a mark so when all this happens we know who not to help out when we try to survive the living hell we will be in.

Did you know that Unicorns are actually mentioned in the bible.

The bible is fiction in my opinion, so what is written there i do not take very serious.