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GLP predictions for 2013..

 
Sir Griffo (OP)
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12/29/2012 02:07 AM

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- death of George H.W. Bush during 1st quarter of 2013 due to relapse of respiratory infection and/or heart failure.

- revaluation of the Iraq Dinar in the first fiscal quarter of 2012

- global financial reset if Iraq Dinar revalues

- significant CME and solar flares during March around the equinox time frame (20th) - not directed at earth

- quake greater then 8.0 within the March new moon (11th) and full moon (27th) windows - southern hemisphere

- heavy rains/storms in March along the Atlantic Northeast - major snow storms and flooding in Europe

- asteroid impact southern hemisphere near Australia (May) which will create tsunamis in the region and possibly trigger the ring of fire with increased volcanic activity

- continued drought in US southwest and throughout US bread basket resulting in more food shortages and increase prices for basics
 Quoting: Alexander


Right about the Australian tsunami... I feel it coming!
 Quoting: Sir Griffo


stop it......... lol.....
 Quoting: Citizenperth


CP get back over here mate!! Build a cabin just the other side of Araluen golf course an you'll be safe from the Indian ocean tsunami as well.. Safer here than Queensland buddy!
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12/29/2012 02:42 AM

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kenny dies
 Quoting: mikedoall



"the truth will stand up, when nothing else will"
- annie's mom

"When a great ship is in harbor and moored, it is safe, there can be no doubt. But that is not what great ships are built for."
- Dr. Clarissa Pinkola Estes
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12/29/2012 03:18 AM
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Biggest recorded earthquake ever in March 2013

Another outbreak like swine flu but much worse in June/July

Massive internet cyber attack on US corporations/banks by foreign interests causing epic losses

More public shootings, but not schools

Huge bombing of city center in town of 100-250k population, target unknown but possibly hospital

Weather will ruin large amounts of wheat/corn crops

Churches with over the top beliefs will cause legislation to be passed that will lump all believers into the same group

Another Waco similar situation will unfold

That's all for now...today's date: Sat Dec 29th
Soma/Comatose
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12/29/2012 05:52 AM

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1: Still no Nibiru.

2: Elvis comes back from his home planet to announce he is running for President.

3: The sky will open up one day and a giant green guy will step out and announce he is hungry and wants all the fat people to line up for dinner. Pass the barbeque sauce, please.

4: Will Smith will make another crappy movie.

5: The Republicans will announce they can shit gold and therefore save the US from certain economic doom.

6: Nancy Lieder will finally admit she's been making it all up for years because she did not get enough hugs as a child.

7: David Letterman will punch out Zooey Deschanel for saying he's "creepy looking".

8: Nancy Grace will have a stroke live on CNN and her head will explode.

9: The UN will announce we are under attack by aliens and unconditionally surrender.

10: Everyone on GLP will send me 100 dollars a month for the entire year.

yupo33
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Albert Einstein
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12/29/2012 06:02 AM
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I have a dilemma. If i told you what's going to happen soon to the planet then it wouldn't happen at all thanks to the GLP Quantum Effect.

I hate that I can't tell you so you'll be hit without a warning!

...sorry, I just try to monger some fear and hope you get stronger by it! lol
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12/29/2012 06:07 AM

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Artic ice melts
 Quoting: moot


it wouldnt melt so fast if govs didnt keep sending scientists up there to find things that arent there (and braking up the ice as they go!!!!!!!!) course its melting they r the ones doing it (to proove a point maybe...or justr too thick to realise!!!)
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair…
Tanos

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12/29/2012 06:08 AM

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EAT will finally predict the end of the world.

Look for the phrase 'Everything is fine, no doom today' scared
The unexamined life is not worth living
geminilion
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T town girl will break her caps lock key and go into a deep depression.

Brief will declare he is becoming a Muslim after having a vision involving farm animals.

Zakk will become a Free Mason.

Miggy will marry a wealthy man.

Debauchery will reveal that she is really Meryl Streep.
..."The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Think only on those things that are in line with your principles and can bear the light of day. The content of your character is your choice. Day by day, what you choose, what you think, and what you do is who you become. Your integrity is your destiny ... it is the light that guides your way."
Heraclitus
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science, geography and history books will have to be re-written because it will get to a point where the "experts" will have to admit (like when they realised the world wasnt flat....and the sun doesnt go around us) the things we learned at school and what science believed (and tell us) is infact WRONG!!!!
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair…
Soma/Comatose
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EAT will finally predict the end of the world.

Look for the phrase 'Everything is fine, no doom today' scared
 Quoting: Tanos




Sorry, man. But you're wrong.

EAT ain't gonna every predict anything correctly.

Zummer002
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Albert Einstein
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12/29/2012 07:17 AM

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I expect the first missiles to hit american soil as well as the first time politicians actively target those that are poor and low income.

The social programs are about to stop.
 Quoting: BlueSage 13


As long as they hit DC with both houses and the WH in full swing....I'm ok with that.
The earth belongs to the animals. We were put here to look after them.
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A solar flare destroys all the satellites in space and the people learn how to live again!

peace
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30713794


Like the way you think.
The earth belongs to the animals. We were put here to look after them.
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Everyone will start wearing flowers in their hair
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Legislation will be brought up but not passed that all hand guns will be replaced by water pistols, and all automatic weapons be replaced by battery operated super soakers.

September will be one of the biggest baby boom months ever recoded due to all the panic sex caused but 12-21-2012
 Quoting: Hulk Hogan Leg Drop


Doomer Boomers ftwlolsign

Twelve full moons in 2013
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12/29/2012 10:22 AM
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Oh yes the big one .. Florida sinks.

Within a month she will be split because of underground redirection of lava tubes , and flow.

major cities will be lost.

Jupiter across
 Quoting: ChickenLittleMessiah


ok ok..she will split and then sink?? split a little bit ...in half? how long in between the 2 tragedies? we will have ocean front in Orlando????? i call the glp effects!!
Sir Griffo (OP)
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12/29/2012 10:45 AM

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1: Still no Nibiru.

2: Elvis comes back from his home planet to announce he is running for President.

3: The sky will open up one day and a giant green guy will step out and announce he is hungry and wants all the fat people to line up for dinner. Pass the barbeque sauce, please.

4: Will Smith will make another crappy movie.

5: The Republicans will announce they can shit gold and therefore save the US from certain economic doom.

6: Nancy Lieder will finally admit she's been making it all up for years because she did not get enough hugs as a child.

7: David Letterman will punch out Zooey Deschanel for saying he's "creepy looking".

8: Nancy Grace will have a stroke live on CNN and her head will explode.

9: The UN will announce we are under attack by aliens and unconditionally surrender.

10: Everyone on GLP will send me 100 dollars a month for the entire year.

yupo33
 Quoting: Soma/Comatose


Damn these are getting good... Out of karma for today, but some heading your way tomorrow!
Sir Griffo (OP)
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T town girl will break her caps lock key and go into a deep depression.

Brief will declare he is becoming a Muslim after having a vision involving farm animals.

Zakk will become a Free Mason.

Miggy will marry a wealthy man.

Debauchery will reveal that she is really Meryl Streep.
 Quoting: geminilion


Another awesome contribution Gem! Karma heading to ya!
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queen michelle will gain 30lbs.
malia will gain 30lbs.
sasha will become anorexic.
kim k willhave some black guys baby and gain 50+ lbs., then have her liposcution filmed for her tv show, and make an exclusive perfume of the dicarded fat.
britney, christina, lady gaga and jessica simpson will all gain 30lbs more, and they will all start "plus size" clothing lines.
madonna will break a hip.
barry o will be photographed with a "powdered doughnut ring" around his nostril.
prince harry will miraculously grow his hair back.
tom cruise will get married again because hes totally not gay.
anderson cooper will buy a baby with his hubby. they will be disapointed because it wont be a commie russian baby, but Elton john still will be the godfather.
kitchen knife ban will be fought over in congress.
millions of members of alchoholics anonymous will boycott starbucks for serving beer, crippling the company.

have to stop now...
i've said too much already.
ohno
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rofl
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Heraclitus
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EAT will finally predict the end of the world.

Look for the phrase 'Everything is fine, no doom today' scared
 Quoting: Tanos


Eat will starve to death through lack of doom!
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Oliver Stone will soon be found dead from natural causes that will be seen as suspicious to those of critical thought.


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Legislation will be brought up but not passed that all hand guns will be replaced by water pistols, and all automatic weapons be replaced by battery operated super soakers.

September will be one of the biggest baby boom months ever recoded due to all the panic sex caused but 12-21-2012
 Quoting: Hulk Hogan Leg Drop


Doomer Boomers ftwlolsign

Twelve full moons in 2013
 Quoting: moot


I like that, doomed boomers
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3 Major characters will switch to Russ calendar, the rest of GLP will follow them. Russ will become a GLP moderator. peace
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I predict Julia Gillard will put Australia another 10billion in dept.

And Alien disclosure.
Kalles Kaviar

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There will be big news that when North Korea said they found Unicorns, it was true! South Korean and American soliders are going to see them fly over the border sometime in the end och march or beginning of April!

Last Edited by Kalles Kaviar on 12/29/2012 11:15 PM
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12/29/2012 11:20 PM
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The King of Asyria will be revealed....either 2013 or 2014.
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Major big earthquakes in Greece/Turkey/Middle East.

Grids go down all over most of the World.

Volcano's goes up Pele and Vesuvius

World War Three Starts.



Comet or Asteroid hits in the Atlantic.

East Coast Doom and soon after West Coast Doom.

The War will end because of all the destruction WorldWide and it will be quiet for a long long long long time.
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Obama uses registration and fees to make it unaffordable for most to afford new future weapons purchases. He will also outlaw certain types of ammo eliminating stockpiling of ammunition. Later in the year he will then enforce all weapons be confiscated via UN treaty and supporting agreement from our glorious leader.

Hover Dam will be blown up to signify the start of the new world order, or rather the birth of a new race and system. I say this because the hover dam is on our currency now showing it bursting with water flowing out just like the twin towers, the pentagon and the federal building.

Obama will allow russia and china to strike a military offensive on atleast the west coast with nuclear weapons blaming the ill fate of deterring this attack due to an enemy implanted virus in our computer defensive systems.

Then Obama will use that attack to take over the internet and declare martial law at which time within just a few short weeks or months he will turn over our country to regulated in its entirety by the UN of which he will become their new glorious leader for defeating the only nation, due to its military strength, that keeps the entire world from becoming a dictatorship.

Therefore I suggest it become mandatory immediately that all liberals, communist and Obama supporters be tattooed with a mark so when all this happens we know who not to help out when we try to survive the living hell we will be in.
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There will be big news that when North Korea said they found Unicorns, it was true! South Korean and American soliders are going to see them fly over the border sometime in the end och march or beginning of April!
 Quoting: Kalles Kaviar


Did you know that Unicorns are actually mentioned in the bible.
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There will be big news that when North Korea said they found Unicorns, it was true! South Korean and American soliders are going to see them fly over the border sometime in the end och march or beginning of April!
 Quoting: Kalles Kaviar


Did you know that Unicorns are actually mentioned in the bible.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28047859


The bible is fiction in my opinion, so what is written there i do not take very serious.
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There will be a "GLP predictions for 2014" thread in December 2013.
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