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GLP predictions for 2013..

 
Anonymous Coward
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12/30/2012 03:43 AM
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Fuji-San will erupt.
There will be approximately 24 days from the initial viewable venting from the west side of the caldera to a full-scale pyroclastic eruption.
the initial venting will begin within a three day plus-minus window of March 29th.
the evacuation of shizuoka will start on April 14th
the full scale eruption will deposit almost 215 cms of ash and debris in the kanto area and Tokyo will be crippled as its transportation system and the SCM infrastructure is affected.
those in Shizuoka and yamanashi who do not, for some reason follow the hastily composed evac plan will unfortunately fall victim to the the event.
A state of emergeny for the area will be declared April 25th
This event will be bracketed by the appearance of comet C/2011 L4 in the northern hemisphere in March and its outbound path in May
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1444130


This is a % New% event there are 28 others happening before March of this year. I am not an attention whore but simply the voice of information. In three days time the Second Amendment will close.................
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12/30/2012 03:52 AM
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1) WWIII
2) Famine
3) Within 3 years 1/4 Population Dies off
4) Governments will claim life outside off earth exists you will fall for it
5) Prince William will turn out to be the antichrist and you will love him.
6) within 3 years it will be against the law to read the bible or claim to be a follower of Christ


I actually do think WWIII has already begun and out of it the 3rd phase of the NWO will be set up, sometime after this the last 7 years will begin. America will probably not be a major player in the last 7 years. All though I do think we or at least what we have given the world is Babylon that falls.

The bible speaks of the lie that people will follow, which will be the Aliens, a lot of you can't wait for it, so I see it occurring.
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Another major coal mining accident -

A major politician in DC will be forced to resign -

Another school shooting involving grade schoolers -

A drone will malfunction in the US, killing many -

A third person will get shoved infront of a subway train -

Piers Morgan will be fired by CNN due to low ratings -

NBC will fire Matt Lauer -

Another sink hole will emerge in the South -

Bush 41 will pass away -

Another oil spill will happen off the coast, but not as bad as the last one -

TruTV will cancel Jesse Ventura's 'Conspiracy Theory' -

Many more Facebook accounts will be taken offline -

Tensions will greatly increase over gun control -

...........

Need I say more?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25910886


Pretty good predictions you got there...doesn't seem too far fetched.peace
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12/30/2012 03:59 AM
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North America 2013:

New school security system for many public schools.
Continued confiscation of arms (Influx).

Somewhere in the world (Including America)
-A huge blackout of electricity ---> Power ---> will make the headlines.
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North America 2013:

New school security system for many public schools.
Continued confiscation of arms (Influx).

Somewhere in the world (Including America)
-A huge blackout of electricity ---> Power ---> will make the headlines.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1422416


Also,
North Korea will launch another missile that will NOT fail this time.
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12/30/2012 04:05 AM
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Mega Doom in 2013: Nothing special will happen! This will make people very upset. lol
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12/30/2012 04:09 AM
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There will a large earthquake 8+ somewhere along the Ring of Fire and a tsunami will be generated

We're gonna find out some new information about Benghazi
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12/30/2012 04:10 AM
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Sigh....
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12/30/2012 04:30 AM

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Some good predictions to look back on this year...
The funny one are the best.. Keep em coming guys!!
Dished out today's karma.. More to come tomorrow!
Prof. Einstein

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12/30/2012 12:48 PM
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Some good predictions to look back on this year...
The funny one are the best.. Keep em coming guys!!
Dished out today's karma.. More to come tomorrow!
 Quoting: Sir Griffo


i didn't get any... :(
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12/30/2012 01:47 PM

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I don't usually make very detailed predictions, but I'm bored, so here goes, lol. I won't edit this post after today, so if someone wants bring this stuff up next year, feel free lol. Anyway:

The US will go over the "fiscal cliff" but they'll be an agreement in mid January, with all tax changes being wiped out by backdated changes, so anyone out of pocket will get a rebate.

North Korea will test a nuclear weapon in February or March (for a specific guess I'm gonna say late night on the 4th of February EST, because the 5th is my birthday and "bad" stuff tends to happen around then). South Korea will piss and moan about it and there might be some skirmishes, but in the end nothing major.

A skirmish will happen between Japan and China over those damn islands, but that'll be it. A Chinese plane will be shot down and a Japanese boat damaged. No serious injuries.

A celebrity will die in odd circumstances (think Michael Jackson style of event), that'll keep people busy over the summer. Not gonna predict who, although I doubt it'll be someone very young (so not Bieber lol).

A (different to the above) celebrity will come out as gay, somewhat surprisingly. Again, I'm not gonna predict names for fairly obvious reasons, but say someone my age (26-27) or slightly older.

The Syrian civil war will continue, with no concrete evidence of chemical weapons, although there will be rumours. Assad may eventually be forced out depending on what happens elsewhere in the region though.

Israel won't directly attack Iran, although there will be a few more "accidents" at Iranian plants. Hezbollah may or may not react to them, if they do then things might get interesting later in the year.
 Quoting: Lime Flavoured Redux


Well thought out and not too whacky. I'd say you score well!
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Cindy Lauper will die.

 Quoting: ChickenLittleMessiah






NO! Not Cyndy Lauper....her true colors are beautiful like a rainbow.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10092849


It won't be Cindy Lauper, or Cyndy Lauper, but CYNDI Lauper is still on the table...s226
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Obama uses registration and fees to make it unaffordable for most to afford new future weapons purchases. He will also outlaw certain types of ammo eliminating stockpiling of ammunition. Later in the year he will then enforce all weapons be confiscated via UN treaty and supporting agreement from our glorious leader.

Hover Dam will be blown up to signify the start of the new world order, or rather the birth of a new race and system. I say this because the hover dam is on our currency now showing it bursting with water flowing out just like the twin towers, the pentagon and the federal building.

Obama will allow russia and china to strike a military offensive on atleast the west coast with nuclear weapons blaming the ill fate of deterring this attack due to an enemy implanted virus in our computer defensive systems.

Then Obama will use that attack to take over the internet and declare martial law at which time within just a few short weeks or months he will turn over our country to regulated in its entirety by the UN of which he will become their new glorious leader for defeating the only nation, due to its military strength, that keeps the entire world from becoming a dictatorship.

Therefore I suggest it become mandatory immediately that all liberals, communist and Obama supporters be tattooed with a mark so when all this happens we know who not to help out when we try to survive the living hell we will be in.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28047859


No reason to tattoo them, as soon as they start foaming at the mouth with their government propaganda, they are as easy to spot as a turd on a wedding cake.

And they can't keep their mouths shut...ah
Prof. Einstein

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12/30/2012 02:14 PM
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Cindy Lauper will die.

 Quoting: ChickenLittleMessiah






NO! Not Cyndy Lauper....her true colors are beautiful like a rainbow.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10092849


It won't be Cindy Lauper, or Cyndy Lauper, but CYNDI Lauper is still on the table...s226
 Quoting: Hardwired


Cindy Lauper -- Girls Just Wanna Have Fun (electrifying performance)

[link to www.youtube.com]

Last Edited by Prof. Einstein on 12/30/2012 02:55 PM
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12/30/2012 02:44 PM

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Some good predictions to look back on this year...
The funny one are the best.. Keep em coming guys!!
Dished out today's karma.. More to come tomorrow!
 Quoting: Sir Griffo


THANK
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Al Gore will make "An Inconvenient Truth: The Reckoning". It is about how he saved the world from DOOM 2012 due to his low carbon footprint.
Newton's third law of emotion

For every male action, there is a female overreaction.
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2013=6

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There will be a "GLP predictions for 2014" thread in December 2013.
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yes
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Some good predictions to look back on this year...
The funny one are the best.. Keep em coming guys!!
Dished out today's karma.. More to come tomorrow!
 Quoting: Sir Griffo


i didn't get any... :(
 Quoting: Prof. Einstein


Coming to you later Prof.. ;-)
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queen michelle will gain 30lbs.
malia will gain 30lbs.
sasha will become anorexic.
kim k willhave some black guys baby and gain 50+ lbs., then have her liposcution filmed for her tv show, and make an exclusive perfume of the dicarded fat.
britney, christina, lady gaga and jessica simpson will all gain 30lbs more, and they will all start "plus size" clothing lines.
madonna will break a hip.
barry o will be photographed with a "powdered doughnut ring" around his nostril.
prince harry will miraculously grow his hair back.
tom cruise will get married again because hes totally not gay.
anderson cooper will buy a baby with his hubby. they will be disapointed because it wont be a commie russian baby, but Elton john still will be the godfather.
kitchen knife ban will be fought over in congress.
millions of members of alchoholics anonymous will boycott starbucks for serving beer, crippling the company.

have to stop now...
i've said too much already.
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We have a hit!

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I don't usually make very detailed predictions, but I'm bored, so here goes, lol. I won't edit this post after today, so if someone wants bring this stuff up next year, feel free lol. Anyway:

The US will go over the "fiscal cliff" but they'll be an agreement in mid January, with all tax changes being wiped out by backdated changes, so anyone out of pocket will get a rebate.

North Korea will test a nuclear weapon in February or March (for a specific guess I'm gonna say late night on the 4th of February EST, because the 5th is my birthday and "bad" stuff tends to happen around then). South Korea will piss and moan about it and there might be some skirmishes, but in the end nothing major.

A skirmish will happen between Japan and China over those damn islands, but that'll be it. A Chinese plane will be shot down and a Japanese boat damaged. No serious injuries.

A celebrity will die in odd circumstances (think Michael Jackson style of event), that'll keep people busy over the summer. Not gonna predict who, although I doubt it'll be someone very young (so not Bieber lol).

A (different to the above) celebrity will come out as gay, somewhat surprisingly. Again, I'm not gonna predict names for fairly obvious reasons, but say someone my age (26-27) or slightly older.

The Syrian civil war will continue, with no concrete evidence of chemical weapons, although there will be rumours. Assad may eventually be forced out depending on what happens elsewhere in the region though.

Israel won't directly attack Iran, although there will be a few more "accidents" at Iranian plants. Hezbollah may or may not react to them, if they do then things might get interesting later in the year.
 Quoting: Lime Flavoured Redux


Well that's 1 / 7 so far, and I wasn't that far off on the date either.
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Meteor strikes earth
8.0 eq
Huge sex scandal involving a public official
Internet blackout
People will adopt using "moist" as a new pop culture vocab term
We get another new mod at glp
Women stop using the hair straightener and go to the farah fawcett feathered curls look
Alabama wins the BCS
49ers win the superbowl
Invisible apps become popular
 Quoting: Jervis and V-Honey


YOU GOT 2 RIGHT!!!!!
sweet

oh 3.. the pedo sex scandal of the congressman or senator...

nice work so far

Last Edited by <x> on 02/18/2013 11:01 PM
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Cindy Lauper will die.

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NO! Not Cyndy Lauper....her true colors are beautiful like a rainbow.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10092849


It won't be Cindy Lauper, or Cyndy Lauper, but CYNDI Lauper is still on the table...s226
 Quoting: Hardwired


Cindy Lauper -- Girls Just Wanna Have Fun (electrifying performance)

[link to www.youtube.com]
 Quoting: Prof. Einstein


march 6th 2013
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Oh yes the big one .. Florida sinks.

Within a month she will be split because of underground redirection of lava tubes , and flow.

major cities will be lost.

Jupiter across
 Quoting: ChickenLittleMessiah


hmmm
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Compound bows and cross bows become the weapon of choice across America.

World food prices become unbearable.

Shortage in water and farming by summer.

Many food born meat fungus/illness/parasites that cause many deaths among farming animals.

The jet stream will meet the land because of atmospheric contraction.
Thread: Shrinking Sky! Cloud Tops Dropping Closer to Earth, NASA Satellite Finds
People in mass numbers will lose their minds, Many new crazy unheard of crimes against each other.

Markets will crash a second time , and currency will seem pointless. The world will enter a depression state along with the u.s

The royals in england/uk/EU seek to regain power over elected government.

Obama finds out he didnt really want the job as a second term president.As everything will be on the down hill slope.

Massive cuts will come.

Health-care will become more of a joke of the land rather then the law.

Political heads are seen more as fools and jokers rather then any honorable trust.

Pole shift will continue along with the suns erratic behavior.

We will see a massive x flare , and the loss of mush the worlds resource ability.Electrical wise, and everything it makes happen.

Cindy Lauper will die.

Sporting events next season will be dull , and not money making.

Rumors of wars , before a crazy man makes a mistake.Then war.

Oceans will rise , and many coast lines will not be seen again.

The starting point of this will happen on jan 1st . Something happens at an event with a bear.

Have a happy new year.


New york jets....
 Quoting: ChickenLittleMessiah

hmmmm
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07/31/2013 11:20 PM
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Let's have ya best predictions for 2013...

I'll start...

Prince Phillip to die before March.
Queen to get serious illness not long after.
Israel to strike Iran by May.
An earthquake of only 6 magnitude to cause massive loss of life in Europe.
European fiscal issues cause France to declare martial law by years end.
Tsunami to strike Australia east coast causing major damage & loss of life.
Signal received by SETI in same area as the WOW signal.

What you guys got?
 Quoting: Sir Griffo


?>>>?


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07/31/2013 11:26 PM
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FAIL OP IS A FAILLLL
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bump for review...

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