West coast America sinks after earthquake along fault line
Atlantis is found after South Pole melts after the Pole shift
Christ returns and I am one of the few that translates
Mohumad returns to the Middle East and hands out virgins
Budha found sitting under a cherry tree, live, and says "Don't panic"
Alians arrive at the white House, laughing saying "Man that was fun, we freaked you out!, Didn't we? Didn't we?"
Myan calendar was out by 6 weeks.....