GLP predictions for 2013..

North America 2013:

New school security system for many public schools.
Continued confiscation of arms (Influx).

Somewhere in the world (Including America)
-A huge blackout of electricity ---> Power ---> will make the headlines.

Some good predictions to look back on this year...
The funny one are the best.. Keep em coming guys!!
Dished out today's karma.. More to come tomorrow!

I don't usually make very detailed predictions, but I'm bored, so here goes, lol. I won't edit this post after today, so if someone wants bring this stuff up next year, feel free lol. Anyway:

The US will go over the "fiscal cliff" but they'll be an agreement in mid January, with all tax changes being wiped out by backdated changes, so anyone out of pocket will get a rebate.

North Korea will test a nuclear weapon in February or March (for a specific guess I'm gonna say late night on the 4th of February EST, because the 5th is my birthday and "bad" stuff tends to happen around then). South Korea will piss and moan about it and there might be some skirmishes, but in the end nothing major.

A skirmish will happen between Japan and China over those damn islands, but that'll be it. A Chinese plane will be shot down and a Japanese boat damaged. No serious injuries.

A celebrity will die in odd circumstances (think Michael Jackson style of event), that'll keep people busy over the summer. Not gonna predict who, although I doubt it'll be someone very young (so not Bieber lol).

A (different to the above) celebrity will come out as gay, somewhat surprisingly. Again, I'm not gonna predict names for fairly obvious reasons, but say someone my age (26-27) or slightly older.

The Syrian civil war will continue, with no concrete evidence of chemical weapons, although there will be rumours. Assad may eventually be forced out depending on what happens elsewhere in the region though.

Israel won't directly attack Iran, although there will be a few more "accidents" at Iranian plants. Hezbollah may or may not react to them, if they do then things might get interesting later in the year.

NO! Not Cyndy Lauper....her true colors are beautiful like a rainbow.....

Obama uses registration and fees to make it unaffordable for most to afford new future weapons purchases. He will also outlaw certain types of ammo eliminating stockpiling of ammunition. Later in the year he will then enforce all weapons be confiscated via UN treaty and supporting agreement from our glorious leader.

Hover Dam will be blown up to signify the start of the new world order, or rather the birth of a new race and system. I say this because the hover dam is on our currency now showing it bursting with water flowing out just like the twin towers, the pentagon and the federal building.

Obama will allow russia and china to strike a military offensive on atleast the west coast with nuclear weapons blaming the ill fate of deterring this attack due to an enemy implanted virus in our computer defensive systems.

Then Obama will use that attack to take over the internet and declare martial law at which time within just a few short weeks or months he will turn over our country to regulated in its entirety by the UN of which he will become their new glorious leader for defeating the only nation, due to its military strength, that keeps the entire world from becoming a dictatorship.

Therefore I suggest it become mandatory immediately that all liberals, communist and Obama supporters be tattooed with a mark so when all this happens we know who not to help out when we try to survive the living hell we will be in.

It won't be Cindy Lauper, or Cyndy Lauper, but CYNDI Lauper is still on the table...

Some good predictions to look back on this year...
The funny one are the best.. Keep em coming guys!!
Dished out today's karma.. More to come tomorrow!

There will be a "GLP predictions for 2014" thread in December 2013.

i didn't get any... :(

queen michelle will gain 30lbs.
malia will gain 30lbs.
sasha will become anorexic.
kim k willhave some black guys baby and gain 50+ lbs., then have her liposcution filmed for her tv show, and make an exclusive perfume of the dicarded fat.
britney, christina, lady gaga and jessica simpson will all gain 30lbs more, and they will all start "plus size" clothing lines.
madonna will break a hip.
barry o will be photographed with a "powdered doughnut ring" around his nostril.
prince harry will miraculously grow his hair back.
tom cruise will get married again because hes totally not gay.
anderson cooper will buy a baby with his hubby. they will be disapointed because it wont be a commie russian baby, but Elton john still will be the godfather.
kitchen knife ban will be fought over in congress.
millions of members of alchoholics anonymous will boycott starbucks for serving beer, crippling the company.

have to stop now...
i've said too much already.

I don't usually make very detailed predictions, but I'm bored, so here goes, lol. I won't edit this post after today, so if someone wants bring this stuff up next year, feel free lol. Anyway:

The US will go over the "fiscal cliff" but they'll be an agreement in mid January, with all tax changes being wiped out by backdated changes, so anyone out of pocket will get a rebate.

North Korea will test a nuclear weapon in February or March (for a specific guess I'm gonna say late night on the 4th of February EST, because the 5th is my birthday and "bad" stuff tends to happen around then). South Korea will piss and moan about it and there might be some skirmishes, but in the end nothing major.

A skirmish will happen between Japan and China over those damn islands, but that'll be it. A Chinese plane will be shot down and a Japanese boat damaged. No serious injuries.

A celebrity will die in odd circumstances (think Michael Jackson style of event), that'll keep people busy over the summer. Not gonna predict who, although I doubt it'll be someone very young (so not Bieber lol).

A (different to the above) celebrity will come out as gay, somewhat surprisingly. Again, I'm not gonna predict names for fairly obvious reasons, but say someone my age (26-27) or slightly older.

The Syrian civil war will continue, with no concrete evidence of chemical weapons, although there will be rumours. Assad may eventually be forced out depending on what happens elsewhere in the region though.

Israel won't directly attack Iran, although there will be a few more "accidents" at Iranian plants. Hezbollah may or may not react to them, if they do then things might get interesting later in the year.

Meteor strikes earth
8.0 eq
Huge sex scandal involving a public official
Internet blackout
People will adopt using "moist" as a new pop culture vocab term
We get another new mod at glp
Women stop using the hair straightener and go to the farah fawcett feathered curls look
Alabama wins the BCS
49ers win the superbowl
Invisible apps become popular

Cindy Lauper -- Girls Just Wanna Have Fun (electrifying performance)

[link to www.youtube.com]

Oh yes the big one .. Florida sinks.

Within a month she will be split because of underground redirection of lava tubes , and flow.

major cities will be lost.

Jupiter across

Compound bows and cross bows become the weapon of choice across America.

World food prices become unbearable.

Shortage in water and farming by summer.

Many food born meat fungus/illness/parasites that cause many deaths among farming animals.

The jet stream will meet the land because of atmospheric contraction.
Thread: Shrinking Sky! Cloud Tops Dropping Closer to Earth, NASA Satellite Finds
People in mass numbers will lose their minds, Many new crazy unheard of crimes against each other.

Markets will crash a second time , and currency will seem pointless. The world will enter a depression state along with the u.s

The royals in england/uk/EU seek to regain power over elected government.

Obama finds out he didnt really want the job as a second term president.As everything will be on the down hill slope.

Massive cuts will come.

Health-care will become more of a joke of the land rather then the law.

Political heads are seen more as fools and jokers rather then any honorable trust.

Pole shift will continue along with the suns erratic behavior.

We will see a massive x flare , and the loss of mush the worlds resource ability.Electrical wise, and everything it makes happen.

Cindy Lauper will die.

Sporting events next season will be dull , and not money making.

Rumors of wars , before a crazy man makes a mistake.Then war.

Oceans will rise , and many coast lines will not be seen again.

The starting point of this will happen on jan 1st . Something happens at an event with a bear.

Have a happy new year.


New york jets....

Let's have ya best predictions for 2013...

I'll start...

Prince Phillip to die before March.
Queen to get serious illness not long after.
Israel to strike Iran by May.
An earthquake of only 6 magnitude to cause massive loss of life in Europe.
European fiscal issues cause France to declare martial law by years end.
Tsunami to strike Australia east coast causing major damage & loss of life.
Signal received by SETI in same area as the WOW signal.

What you guys got?