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Maybelline Announces Keith Richards is Their New Spokesmodel

 
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12/28/2012 08:53 PM
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Maybelline Announces Keith Richards is Their New Spokesmodel
This afternoon cosmetics giant Maybelline announced that Keith Richards, the 69 year-old guitarist for the Rolling Stones, has signed on to be their new spokesmodel. When asked what Keith Richards had to offer a cosmetics company that would increase sales, company CEO Jean-Paul smiled knowingly.

“I know at first everyone is going to be quite dumbfounded about the whole thing. But once our ad campaign gets rolling, you mark my words, there are going to be old men in mascara all over the world. Paris! New York! London! Beirut!”

Read Story: [link to www.thedailyrash.com]

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12/28/2012 08:55 PM
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This afternoon cosmetics giant Maybelline announced that Keith Richards, the 69 year-old guitarist for the Rolling Stones, has signed on to be their new spokesmodel. When asked what Keith Richards had to offer a cosmetics company that would increase sales, company CEO Jean-Paul smiled knowingly.

“I know at first everyone is going to be quite dumbfounded about the whole thing. But once our ad campaign gets rolling, you mark my words, there are going to be old men in mascara all over the world. Paris! New York! London! Beirut!”

Read Story: [link to www.thedailyrash.com]

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"With an eye made quiet by the power of harmony and the deep power of joy, we see into the life of things." William Wordsworth

And yet the same revolutionary beliefs for which our forebears fought are still at issue around the globe—the belief that the rights of man come not from the generosity of the state, but from the hand of God.

John F. Kennedy Inaugural Address

Lincoln's economic advisor Henry C. Carey explained the universal issue in his 1851 Harmony of Interests:

"Two systems are before the world.... One looks to pauperism, ignorance, depopulation, and barbarism; the other to increasing wealth, comfort, intelligence, combination of action, and civilization. One looks towards universal war; the other towards universal peace. One is the English system; the other ... the American system, for ... elevating while equalizing the condition of man throughout the world."
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12/28/2012 09:24 PM
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