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Hey Foreigners! Ya'll really got it twisted about the USA

 
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We don't want to secede but we wanna make sure Obammy knows that we CAN if he pisses us off too much
 Quoting: YepTexan


Would he have to join the TSA and personaly feel your ass up at the airport in order to get you up off it?

You're gonna do nothing more than you're doing right now, which is piss and moan and talk about what you're going to do tomorrow... maybe... if you get pissed off enough.

The day you pull that gun out and shoot somebody with it, let me know. Until then you're just another shit talking yank loud mouth in a 10 gallons of bullshit hat.
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and you're just a shit-talking canuck loud mouth so do everyone a favour and stop trolling this thread
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You could at least join the double action age. Dirty Harry carried one, if you need a movie example to follow.
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You're Canadian, therefor probably fucking ignorant concerning firearms, so I'll cut you a little slack and just inform you politely that there are several double action revolvers in current production which are chambered in the venerable .45 Colt.
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Do you wear a cowboy hat ?
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Yep, and I open carry a .45 Long Colt. Got a problem with that?
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You yanks watch far too many movies. John Browning invented the automatic about 100 years ago.
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Long colt is not an automatic..shithead.
 Quoting: Chip


No shit... Since I have to spell everything out in minute detail for you stupid yanks, I'll explain the comment. Our boy from Texas is carrying a cowboy gun from the late 1800's that takes about 3 minutes to unload spent brass and load fresh rounds. I was suggesting perhaps it's time to take advantage of modern (100 year old) technology.
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Yep, and I open carry a .45 Long Colt. Got a problem with that?
 Quoting: last one


You yanks watch far too many movies. John Browning invented the automatic about 100 years ago.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19135628


Long colt is not an automatic..shithead.
 Quoting: Chip


No shit... Since I have to spell everything out in minute detail for you stupid yanks, I'll explain the comment. Our boy from Texas is carrying a cowboy gun from the late 1800's that takes about 3 minutes to unload spent brass and load fresh rounds. I was suggesting perhaps it's time to take advantage of modern (100 year old) technology.
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6 in the x is better than 10 in the barn door.
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Yep, and I open carry a .45 Long Colt. Got a problem with that?
 Quoting: last one


You yanks watch far too many movies. John Browning invented the automatic about 100 years ago.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19135628


Long colt is not an automatic..shithead.
 Quoting: Chip


No shit... Since I have to spell everything out in minute detail for you stupid yanks, I'll explain the comment. Our boy from Texas is carrying a cowboy gun from the late 1800's that takes about 3 minutes to unload spent brass and load fresh rounds. I was suggesting perhaps it's time to take advantage of modern (100 year old) technology.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19135628


Well let me spell this out for YOU in minute detail...until you learn how to fight for your freedoms don't be trying to tell US how to do it down here.
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Things might be looking dark right now, but you underestimate what true Americans are capable of doing and WILL do if push comes to shove. For every left wing liberal activist in this country there's at least one Man who was raised with a gun in his hand, can fish and hunt for a living,and can survive whatever's coming and damn sure ain't afraid of a fight.You may laugh and call us rednecks or whatever you think is funny but WE are the backbone of this country, our forefathers the heroes of this nation. They had a pair and we do too. So canada, aussies, Brits, and all you backwards smug third worlders, just keep on thinking that we are about to fall. I'd like to see any of you with the balls to stand up in my home town and spout out your hate and put down our country to our face. When it comes right down to it the whole world is gonna find out what Americans are made of.




 Quoting: YepTexan


I wanna pay you out so bad but I cant stop laughing enough to get you with a good one.

You know why everyone hates americans??? For doing what you just did... WE AMERICA ARE BESTEST BADDEST EVERYONE ELSE SUCKS.

lol.
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No OP, I really don't have things twisted.

As one of those "foreigners" that has lived in the US for over 10 years I must say..speeches such as the likes of yours OP, usually go in one ear and out the other because I have heard it over and over and over again.

Thing is I'm not even trying to be insulting. If you don't want to fail, good for you, but don't think every foreigner is laughing at you or calling you names or "hates" America or Americans. The fact is some of us, have quite a lot at stake as well.

Don't lump all foreigners in the same way, most of us are just trying to make a livin' like the next man and are going about our business like everyone else.
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AMURICA!!!!
"a foundation built on lies is always bound to crumble and those who aren't humble shall tumble to the earth"
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Things might be looking dark right now, but you underestimate what true Americans are capable of doing and WILL do if push comes to shove. For every left wing liberal activist in this country there's at least one Man who was raised with a gun in his hand, can fish and hunt for a living,and can survive whatever's coming and damn sure ain't afraid of a fight.You may laugh and call us rednecks or whatever you think is funny but WE are the backbone of this country, our forefathers the heroes of this nation. They had a pair and we do too. So canada, aussies, Brits, and all you backwards smug third worlders, just keep on thinking that we are about to fall. I'd like to see any of you with the balls to stand up in my home town and spout out your hate and put down our country to our face. When it comes right down to it the whole world is gonna find out what Americans are made of.




 Quoting: YepTexan


I wanna pay you out so bad but I cant stop laughing enough to get you with a good one.

You know why everyone hates americans??? For doing what you just did... WE AMERICA ARE BESTEST BADDEST EVERYONE ELSE SUCKS.

lol.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30510862


I didn't say anyone sucks, as a matter of fact we WELCOME anybody from anywhere to come live here in freedom. But I guess that's too much responsibility for some people.
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Re: Hey Foreigners! Ya'll really got it twisted about the USA
Things might be looking dark right now, but you underestimate what true Americans are capable of doing and WILL do if push comes to shove. For every left wing liberal activist in this country there's at least one Man who was raised with a gun in his hand, can fish and hunt for a living,and can survive whatever's coming and damn sure ain't afraid of a fight.You may laugh and call us rednecks or whatever you think is funny but WE are the backbone of this country, our forefathers the heroes of this nation. They had a pair and we do too. So canada, aussies, Brits, and all you backwards smug third worlders, just keep on thinking that we are about to fall. I'd like to see any of you with the balls to stand up in my home town and spout out your hate and put down our country to our face. When it comes right down to it the whole world is gonna find out what Americans are made of.




 Quoting: YepTexan


I wanna pay you out so bad but I cant stop laughing enough to get you with a good one.

You know why everyone hates americans??? For doing what you just did... WE AMERICA ARE BESTEST BADDEST EVERYONE ELSE SUCKS.

lol.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30510862


You gap toothed fuckers loved us in 1944 though, didn't ya?
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The title of this thread reminds me of an american women i once saw screaming and yelling at police in Heathrow airport that she wasnt a "foriegner."

americans really do live in their own little bubble.
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No OP, I really don't have things twisted.

As one of those "foreigners" that has lived in the US for over 10 years I must say..speeches such as the likes of yours OP, usually go in one ear and out the other because I have heard it over and over and over again.

Thing is I'm not even trying to be insulting. If you don't want to fail, good for you, but don't think every foreigner is laughing at you or calling you names or "hates" America or Americans. The fact is some of us, have quite a lot at stake as well.

Don't lump all foreigners in the same way, most of us are just trying to make a livin' like the next man and are going about our business like everyone else.
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If you would read the entire history I said it was "meant for those" that WEREN'T PULLING FOR US
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Yep, and I open carry a .45 Long Colt. Got a problem with that?
 Quoting: last one


You yanks watch far too many movies. John Browning invented the automatic about 100 years ago.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19135628


Long colt is not an automatic..shithead.
 Quoting: Chip


No shit... Since I have to spell everything out in minute detail for you stupid yanks, I'll explain the comment. Our boy from Texas is carrying a cowboy gun from the late 1800's that takes about 3 minutes to unload spent brass and load fresh rounds. I was suggesting perhaps it's time to take advantage of modern (100 year old) technology.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19135628


Perhaps you should learn how to clarify your points...on two different occasions in this thread you went full retard.
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Re: Hey Foreigners! Ya'll really got it twisted about the USA
Things might be looking dark right now, but you underestimate what true Americans are capable of doing and WILL do if push comes to shove. For every left wing liberal activist in this country there's at least one Man who was raised with a gun in his hand, can fish and hunt for a living,and can survive whatever's coming and damn sure ain't afraid of a fight.You may laugh and call us rednecks or whatever you think is funny but WE are the backbone of this country, our forefathers the heroes of this nation. They had a pair and we do too. So canada, aussies, Brits, and all you backwards smug third worlders, just keep on thinking that we are about to fall. I'd like to see any of you with the balls to stand up in my home town and spout out your hate and put down our country to our face. When it comes right down to it the whole world is gonna find out what Americans are made of.




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Millions with ya'.
Take note softies. Goin' down blazin, and as many of you are comin' with az pozzible.
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"If any question why we died, tell them, because our fathers lied." - Rudyard Kipling
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We don't want to secede but we wanna make sure Obammy knows that we CAN if he pisses us off too much
 Quoting: YepTexan


Would he have to join the TSA and personaly feel your ass up at the airport in order to get you up off it?

You're gonna do nothing more than you're doing right now, which is piss and moan and talk about what you're going to do tomorrow... maybe... if you get pissed off enough.

The day you pull that gun out and shoot somebody with it, let me know. Until then you're just another shit talking yank loud mouth in a 10 gallons of bullshit hat.
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and you're just a shit-talking canuck loud mouth so do everyone a favour and stop trolling this thread
 Quoting: chula homa


I'm not troling, I'm correct. #1 the OP all but extended an invitation to me to come in here. Read the subject line. These fucking loud mouths have doing nothing but talking shit for 40 years about how they're going to set everything right when the line in the sand is crossed.

What I'm telling you is, these fucking Americans are never going to set a line. All these clowns were just bowing down and sucking the big fat cock of the big fat communist big government Republican party just a month ago.

You really think these clowns are ever going to smarten up? If you do you're just as stupid as they are.
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A+++

i went to hit suggest pin and realized it said suggest unpin...sorry
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The title of this thread reminds me of an american women i once saw screaming and yelling at police in Heathrow airport that she wasnt a "foriegner."

americans really do live in their own little bubble.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 957972


Gee, with China yanking your chain over there it looks like you'd be more appreciative of us.
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"If any question why we died, tell them, because our fathers lied." - Rudyard Kipling
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Fuck Rudyard Kipling, too.
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Re: Hey Foreigners! Ya'll really got it twisted about the USA
The title of this thread reminds me of an american women i once saw screaming and yelling at police in Heathrow airport that she wasnt a "foriegner."

americans really do live in their own little bubble.
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Would you rather all 315 million of us share an island the size of California? Point being...we are individuals...not like you Japs which are an Asian version of the Borg.

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No OP, I really don't have things twisted.

As one of those "foreigners" that has lived in the US for over 10 years I must say..speeches such as the likes of yours OP, usually go in one ear and out the other because I have heard it over and over and over again.

Thing is I'm not even trying to be insulting. If you don't want to fail, good for you, but don't think every foreigner is laughing at you or calling you names or "hates" America or Americans. The fact is some of us, have quite a lot at stake as well.

Don't lump all foreigners in the same way, most of us are just trying to make a livin' like the next man and are going about our business like everyone else.
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If you would read the entire history I said it was "meant for those" that WEREN'T PULLING FOR US
 Quoting: YepTexan


Lot's of people are too eager to post, but don't bother reading.

Oddly enough, they usually don't catch on, even when it's pointed out to them.

What can ya do but laugh?

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We don't want to secede but we wanna make sure Obammy knows that we CAN if he pisses us off too much
 Quoting: YepTexan


Would he have to join the TSA and personaly feel your ass up at the airport in order to get you up off it?

You're gonna do nothing more than you're doing right now, which is piss and moan and talk about what you're going to do tomorrow... maybe... if you get pissed off enough.

The day you pull that gun out and shoot somebody with it, let me know. Until then you're just another shit talking yank loud mouth in a 10 gallons of bullshit hat.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19135628


and you're just a shit-talking canuck loud mouth so do everyone a favour and stop trolling this thread
 Quoting: chula homa


I'm not troling, I'm correct. #1 the OP all but extended an invitation to me to come in here. Read the subject line. These fucking loud mouths have doing nothing but talking shit for 40 years about how they're going to set everything right when the line in the sand is crossed.

What I'm telling you is, these fucking Americans are never going to set a line. All these clowns were just bowing down and sucking the big fat cock of the big fat communist big government Republican party just a month ago.

You really think these clowns are ever going to smarten up? If you do you're just as stupid as they are.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19135628


You asskissers-of-the-queen, and the Brits too, have been hiding behind our skirts for 75 years. It's getting old listening to our dogs howl.
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You yanks watch far too many movies. John Browning invented the automatic about 100 years ago.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19135628


Long colt is not an automatic..shithead.
 Quoting: Chip


No shit... Since I have to spell everything out in minute detail for you stupid yanks, I'll explain the comment. Our boy from Texas is carrying a cowboy gun from the late 1800's that takes about 3 minutes to unload spent brass and load fresh rounds. I was suggesting perhaps it's time to take advantage of modern (100 year old) technology.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19135628


Perhaps you should learn how to clarify your points...on two different occasions in this thread you went full retard.
 Quoting: Chip


Maybe you need to think about what you read a little bit Chip. This is not a TV. You are required to put at least a semblence of mental effort into it.
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That's pathetic. Put up or shut up.


You're gonna do nothing but watch another football game and drink another beer and take it up the ass with a smile just like you do when you go to the airport.
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lol

the ego of these rednecks is Epic

correct they wont do shit but bitch
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you just wait.... you just wait....

what is this? A wrestling match? Are you waiting for the count to get almost to 3?

If, I say IF, and that's a big IF. IF there are these murkins gonna step up my question is......

What have you been waiting for?

It's not a Rocky movie ya big donut. There aint no slow count to 10 with Adrian waiting for you to get up.

If you haven't done anything now, yer toooooooo late!
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Yep, and I open carry a .45 Long Colt. Got a problem with that?
 Quoting: last one


Do you ride a horse and wear a bandoleer ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25007705


Do you look like this?

:aussietroll101:
 Quoting: Mwalk


No. Most likely those homos are from USA - The homo capital of the world.
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I honestly enjoy reading the comments the non-Americans posted in this thread. It's all random stereotypes (often centuries old) that really doesn't address any issue. C'mon chaps, get some real commentary other than the hats people wore in 1854.

Its laughable people from Canada or Australia even try to weigh in on the issues of the world...
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When the SHTF yall will get er done.
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Long colt is not an automatic..shithead.
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No shit... Since I have to spell everything out in minute detail for you stupid yanks, I'll explain the comment. Our boy from Texas is carrying a cowboy gun from the late 1800's that takes about 3 minutes to unload spent brass and load fresh rounds. I was suggesting perhaps it's time to take advantage of modern (100 year old) technology.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19135628


Perhaps you should learn how to clarify your points...on two different occasions in this thread you went full retard.
 Quoting: Chip


Maybe you need to think about what you read a little bit Chip. This is not a TV. You are required to put at least a semblence of mental effort into it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19135628


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