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Hey Foreigners! Ya'll really got it twisted about the USA

 
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12/29/2012 01:23 AM
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Only Americans think Americans are cool, the rest of us "backwards smug third worlders" dun even give a fuk mate.
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Re: Hey Foreigners! Ya'll really got it twisted about the USA
Also why are all the yanks scared when they come to Aus? You only send us ur female backpackers but the men always get bashed for big noting so they dont come. This is absolutely true from experience rofl XD
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Bwahaha!
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Re: Hey Foreigners! Ya'll really got it twisted about the USA
Also why are all the yanks scared when they come to Aus? You only send us ur female backpackers but the men always get bashed for big noting so they dont come. This is absolutely true from experience rofl XD
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simply put we ave enough desert in america to explore dont need to see yours, you guys got a great graffiti scene though
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Also why are all the yanks scared when they come to Aus? You only send us ur female backpackers but the men always get bashed for big noting so they dont come. This is absolutely true from experience rofl XD
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Jesus Christ, man. We thought you KNEW. The only female backpackers we send over are the ones who've had sex change operations. cruise
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12/29/2012 01:31 AM
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That's what I like to hear!! Don't let those tyrants break your spirit. A lot of people are going wake up and realise the corruption of the governments world wide whether its now or when SHTF all that matters is they'll be awake and that's another brother/sister in the fight for freedom.

I don't understand the hateful things people say on this site we all brothers and sisters born on the same beautiful planet, we need to start thinking like that so we can unite the PTB can't stop 99% of the worlds population united.

Well anyway you have my best wishes and support brother. I'll keep spreading the truth no matter what.

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Also why are all the yanks scared when they come to Aus? You only send us ur female backpackers but the men always get bashed for big noting so they dont come. This is absolutely true from experience rofl XD
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30510862


Jesus Christ, man. We thought you KNEW. The only female backpackers we send over are the ones who've had sex change operations. cruise
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you mean like your mom and sister?

cruise
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12/29/2012 01:32 AM
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Eye opener for the stereotypin americans.... Most aussies have never been to the desert...

We populate the tropical coastlines fgts.

Ive been to the outback like twice my whole life...
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12/29/2012 01:33 AM
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Eye opener for the stereotypin americans.... Most aussies have never been to the desert...

We populate the tropical coastlines fgts.

Ive been to the outback like twice my whole life...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30510862


me too...I much prefer Salt Grass Steakhouse
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Also why are all the yanks scared when they come to Aus? You only send us ur female backpackers but the men always get bashed for big noting so they dont come. This is absolutely true from experience rofl XD
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30510862


Jesus Christ, man. We thought you KNEW. The only female backpackers we send over are the ones who've had sex change operations. cruise
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you mean like your mom and sister?

cruise
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31064930


No, you don't get it. More like your dad and your brother, before the "change".
If I'd known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.---Grandpa

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Also why are all the yanks scared when they come to Aus? You only send us ur female backpackers but the men always get bashed for big noting so they dont come. This is absolutely true from experience rofl XD
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30510862


Jesus Christ, man. We thought you KNEW. The only female backpackers we send over are the ones who've had sex change operations. cruise
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you mean like your mom and sister?

cruise
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No, you don't get it. More like your dad and your brother, before the "change".
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your jokes suck donkey dick.
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12/29/2012 01:39 AM
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I'm american and this guy sounds like a racist redneck to me.
Don't mind him foreigners, he's just one of the rednecks who thinks just because he lives in a certain country he's better than you and is entitled to talk down to you. And you're right, all this guy is going to do is watch football or complain on the internet. There's a lot of people like that here. javascript:doSmilie(':battleflag:');javascript:doSmilie('naughty');​
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12/29/2012 01:40 AM
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I dont think a true outback aussie would give a fuck as long as its human.... Backpackers are like free whores in the outback, they froth hard for real blokes...

Also, outback aussies do not mix with other aussies... If your a city kid travelling through an outback town. Prepare to fight, thats just the way it is...
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Things might be looking dark right now, but you underestimate what true Americans are capable of doing and WILL do if push comes to shove. For every left wing liberal activist in this country there's at least one Man who was raised with a gun in his hand, can fish and hunt for a living,and can survive whatever's coming and damn sure ain't afraid of a fight.You may laugh and call us rednecks or whatever you think is funny but WE are the backbone of this country, our forefathers the heroes of this nation. They had a pair and we do too. So canada, aussies, Brits, and all you backwards smug third worlders, just keep on thinking that we are about to fall. I'd like to see any of you with the balls to stand up in my home town and spout out your hate and put down our country to our face. When it comes right down to it the whole world is gonna find out what Americans are made of.



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By the way, isn't your state of Texas the leader in wanting to secede from the union? In other words, break up the country!

iamwith
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25007705


Actually, you kinda made op's point. Americans in Texas and many other states don't want to secede from America, but instead, the administration. After 911, Americans came together like I have never seen. Cars had flags flying on their cars, license plates changed to United We Stand, bumper stickers were added. Terrorists expected a completely different attitude from Americans.
"Don't Tread on Me" sums it up.
The vast majority of Americans are "commoners", regardless of their political affiliation, and would stand firm together and a sleeping giant would awake. With the exception of the few evil crazies who enjoy their few minutes of fame and make it on the evening news, 95%+ gun owners own guns to defend themselves and their families. The majority of Americans are not racists, but are sick and tired of being called racists. The majority of Americans work their asses off to support their families and are frustrated our taxes are being raised to support those who abuse the system and live off us. Americans donate more money than any country, $300 billion from nonprofit orgs.

So before you belittle and judge Americans, come walk in the "commoners" shoes for awhile. It's a damn shame so many overseas believe the shit that is spewed by politicians and media. It's a damn shame that so many, even here, believe that all or even most conservatives want to keep their money and not help those in need. That's just bullshit. Democrats would like to have Americans believe that they will help us with government handouts....while conservatives could care less and would like to see Americans starve and suffer. When really we end up relying more and more on the government, until we become fully dependent on them. God forbid conservatives actually want Americans to rely less on government and insist on getting a good education, make ourselves more independent, and actually work for it, rather than demanding other people's money. Make note that I am referring to those who are mooching off this surreptitious system.

And anyone who says most are fat and lazy, well one, some of those people are the very ones who mooch and rely and believe in government dependence. Two, it stems from depression from the majority of Americans having to work their asses off to support the above mentioned.

Our biggest problem is short term memory. ;) We need to work on that.
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You Americans are hopeless fools. You will never understand the beast that perches over you. The beast is a pool of 6 trillion dollars a year that the politicians hand out to their friends and stuff in their pockets. It doesn't matter who is in power, the whole purpose of government is to collect and borrow that 6 trillion so they can hand it out to their friends and steal from it themselves. Republican or democrat, that is the only thing they care about. That is the reason why, that for all of their big talk about smaller government, the Republicans never deliver. They are not going to shrink the pool of mad money they can steal any more than the democrats are.
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Eye opener for the stereotypin americans.... Most aussies have never been to the desert...

We populate the tropical coastlines fgts.

Ive been to the outback like twice my whole life...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30510862


sorry i don't know the exact demographics of populations in australia, but i also don't sit here telling you aussies are all croc dundees playing kifey spooney or something point is i don't know enough about the specifics of your country to spout off as i doubt you would know the specifics of mine, so like the guy a few spots above said this is pretty much a global fight, new age serfs and kings thing so we can sit here and bitch at each other for no reason or maybe you could try a half full perspective for a sec and maybe offer a word of encouragement cause when it comes down to it im sure very people here on glp had much to do with foreign policy decisions and other reasons why america has been a bane on the world
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Solve 911, put those people who did it behind bars, publicize the fakery on all world media, .....pull all your troops from all over the world, eradicate the police state within America, bring back prosperity, integrate all the homeless in the US, ......then we will talk.
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Solve 911, put those people who did it behind bars, publicize the fakery on all world media, .....pull all your troops from all over the world, eradicate the police state within America, bring back prosperity, integrate all the homeless in the US, ......then we will talk.
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Do any one of those things and we'll talk. Just get rid of Barney Fag from Massachusetts and at least we have some place to start. They can't even do that.
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Why don't you fixed your own FUCKED UP COUNTRIES and quit sitting on the internet belly-aching about ours then? When are you going to get off your asses and fix YOURS?

And what makes you think we WANT to do anything so we can "talk" to Canadians and Indians. Go take a crap in the street or in the snow whatever the case may be
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12/29/2012 01:56 AM
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Why don't you fixed your own FUCKED UP COUNTRIES and quit sitting on the internet belly-aching about ours then? When are you going to get off your asses and fix YOURS?
 Quoting: YepTexan


but it's fun bagging the crap out of Yanks.
america is shit, you are shit and this thread is SHIT
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Why don't you fixed your own FUCKED UP COUNTRIES and quit sitting on the internet belly-aching about ours then? When are you going to get off your asses and fix YOURS?
 Quoting: YepTexan


but it's fun bagging the crap out of Yanks.
america is shit, you are shit and this thread is SHIT
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yea and Australia is just great! and so are you
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Things might be looking dark right now, but you underestimate what true Americans are capable of doing and WILL do if push comes to shove. For every left wing liberal activist in this country there's at least one Man who was raised with a gun in his hand, can fish and hunt for a living,and can survive whatever's coming and damn sure ain't afraid of a fight.You may laugh and call us rednecks or whatever you think is funny but WE are the backbone of this country, our forefathers the heroes of this nation. They had a pair and we do too. So canada, aussies, Brits, and all you backwards smug third worlders, just keep on thinking that we are about to fall. I'd like to see any of you with the balls to stand up in my home town and spout out your hate and put down our country to our face. When it comes right down to it the whole world is gonna find out what Americans are made of.




 Quoting: YepTexan


After reading that im sure guys like you are the reason why america will fall hard. The reason is your stupidity to create chaos with weapons and drag your country to hell cause you blame everyone else but yourselves for your own problems. Any country except some war zones are far better to live in than the USA. Your new civil war will start with guys like you. Im not saying its not necessary cause the world is sick and tired of American imperialism. God bless the
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Things might be looking dark right now, but you underestimate what true Americans are capable of doing and WILL do if push comes to shove. For every left wing liberal activist in this country there's at least one Man who was raised with a gun in his hand, can fish and hunt for a living,and can survive whatever's coming and damn sure ain't afraid of a fight.You may laugh and call us rednecks or whatever you think is funny but WE are the backbone of this country, our forefathers the heroes of this nation. They had a pair and we do too. So canada, aussies, Brits, and all you backwards smug third worlders, just keep on thinking that we are about to fall. I'd like to see any of you with the balls to stand up in my home town and spout out your hate and put down our country to our face. When it comes right down to it the whole world is gonna find out what Americans are made of.



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 Quoting: YepTexan


By the way, isn't your state of Texas the leader in wanting to secede from the union? In other words, break up the country!

iamwith
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LOL...what country? The one kowtowing to the illegals and spending more on them than we do on ourselves?

Our "country" is under siege and has been for a while.

Just waiting for the "good ol' boys" and the vets to put down the beer and the remote and do something about it.

But, you know...you might just have a point....
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Things might be looking dark right now, but you underestimate what true Americans are capable of doing and WILL do if push comes to shove.
 Quoting: YepTexan


Push comes to shove every day.

If you think otherwise then you have already lost, and you just don't want to admit it.

Don't shoot the messenger.
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OP seems to only be able to make emotional attacks on stereotypes. I would like to understand why I'm called a 3rd worlder. I never heard this untill know. We have Real money here and the best gold currency in the world. The land itself is the future wealth of the world. China hasent takin control over us like they did to America and Brazil.
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Yes we have a housing bubble of our own but im sure another oil boom will fix that problem.

on to guns

Location, location, location

You dumb-asses are talking to Canadians about pistols. lol

fuck you I'll admit that I dont know much about pistols because I can't find much use for them. We moved on to bigger game which is why we us a RIFLE.
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Eye opener for the stereotypin americans.... Most aussies have never been to the desert...

We populate the tropical coastlines fgts.

Ive been to the outback like twice my whole life...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30510862


sorry i don't know the exact demographics of populations in australia, but i also don't sit here telling you aussies are all croc dundees playing kifey spooney or something point is i don't know enough about the specifics of your country to spout off as i doubt you would know the specifics of mine, so like the guy a few spots above said this is pretty much a global fight, new age serfs and kings thing so we can sit here and bitch at each other for no reason or maybe you could try a half full perspective for a sec and maybe offer a word of encouragement cause when it comes down to it im sure very people here on glp had much to do with foreign policy decisions and other reasons why america has been a bane on the world
 Quoting: hellslastangel 20056488


Ok good point...

It is a global fight. As much as I love to slander slanderers, Id be proud to stand beside any man or woman from any nation to fight THE common cause...

My favourite pass time is to come to GLP and troll the biggest ego's ^_^
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Solve 911, put those people who did it behind bars, publicize the fakery on all world media, .....pull all your troops from all over the world, eradicate the police state within America, bring back prosperity, integrate all the homeless in the US, ......then we will talk.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14168342


many are working dilligently, sadly a good deal of 911 perps are dead now, least on hand perps, otherewise we can issue warrants for people from outside our country despite the fact that several people have tried to have breszinki and sharon indicted didn't work, bush will never be indicted just on the sole fact he was a president but he was more than likely a patsy anyway, the look on his face on 911 looked like one of a man who just found out his bosses sold him down the river, bush sr is about dead rockefeller soon to follow, another architect died earlier this year (everyone shoulda cheered that one), negroponte and chertoff have been pretty absent the past few years but hopefully so one would have something to indict them on...as for it being fully exposed maybe but the media is a mechnisim that relies on the economy, anything that shakes it to the verfy foundations would never really make it out...the enforcement mechanisms like dhs and fusions centers aren't going anywhere neither is data-mining, this is just the future government, with many countries to follow in suit, india definatly being one of them, the "prosperity" isn't coming back either, there is a reason nationalism works on a fundamental economic level it just usually leads to radical rhetoric with heavy anti-immigrant undertones, as for the homelessd problem its more a mental health issue of which this country is horrible, our culture breeds insanity due to over-stimulation
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OP seems to only be able to make emotional attacks on stereotypes. I would like to understand why I'm called a 3rd worlder. I never heard this untill know. We have Real money here and the best gold currency in the world. The land itself is the future wealth of the world. China hasent takin control over us like they did to America and Brazil.
and
Yes we have a housing bubble of our own but im sure another oil boom will fix that problem.

on to guns

Location, location, location

You dumb-asses are talking to Canadians about pistols. lol

fuck you I'll admit that I dont know much about pistols because I can't find much use for them. We moved on to bigger game which is why we us a RIFLE.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22906851


ok since I have to spell it out for you..third worlders was the fourth in the list behind canadians,aussies, and brits.
And we got more than pistols...see for yourself

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And what makes you think we WANT to do anything so we can "talk" to Canadians and Indians. Go take a crap in the street or in the snow whatever the case may be
 Quoting: YepTexan


Hey fuckhead. Did you happen to forget that you were the one who invited us all in here to talk about your shitmouthed empty talk in the first place?

You're still doing nothing but running your mouth off while your nation continues to burn. Right now there's some poor fucker out there, a fellow yank of yours living under the overpass because some asshole shipped his job to China and some shitty jew banker took his house in the process of tanking your economy. And there you sit... typing away about your big hopes of returning the Republicans to power so some fuck like Ronmey can finish the job of shipping the last American job to China instead of actualy doing the job right. You don't even have any intention of doing the job wrong let alone right. You're going to do nothing but have another beer.

Just go away. You're embarassing yourself.
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And what makes you think we WANT to do anything so we can "talk" to Canadians and Indians. Go take a crap in the street or in the snow whatever the case may be
 Quoting: YepTexan


Hey fuckhead. Did you happen to forget that you were the one who invited us all in here to talk about your shitmouthed empty talk in the first place?

You're still doing nothing but running your mouth off while your nation continues to burn. Right now there's some poor fucker out there, a fellow yank of yours living under the overpass because some asshole shipped his job to China and some shitty jew banker took his house in the process of tanking your economy. And there you sit... typing away about your big hopes of returning the Republicans to power so some fuck like Ronmey can finish the job of shipping the last American job to China instead of actualy doing the job right. You don't even have any intention of doing the job wrong let alone right. You're going to do nothing but have another beer.

Just go away. You're embarassing yourself.
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I love Canada rofl.
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And what makes you think we WANT to do anything so we can "talk" to Canadians and Indians. Go take a crap in the street or in the snow whatever the case may be
 Quoting: YepTexan


Hey fuckhead. Did you happen to forget that you were the one who invited us all in here to talk about your shitmouthed empty talk in the first place?

You're still doing nothing but running your mouth off while your nation continues to burn. Right now there's some poor fucker out there, a fellow yank of yours living under the overpass because some asshole shipped his job to China and some shitty jew banker took his house in the process of tanking your economy. And there you sit... typing away about your big hopes of returning the Republicans to power so some fuck like Ronmey can finish the job of shipping the last American job to China instead of actualy doing the job right. You don't even have any intention of doing the job wrong let alone right. You're going to do nothing but have another beer.

Just go away. You're embarassing yourself.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19135628


And I'm racist?





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