Advice Please - lost my man, how do I get him back?

Learn to cook

Thread: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question.

Make him a sammich. Deliver it nude.

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I know how to cook.

get a new one and be a better woman next time.

if you had him get an RFID, you could get him back with GPS

He has not invited me to his house, so not sure where I will be delivering anything nude. I am certainly not showing up at his house uninvited.

He is a jerk. I have a name for the process and it is not gender bias, but I cannot disclose it at this juncture.
For now you may want to consider enjoying it and re-prioritize.
Also, recognizing your value system, Knowing the difference between internal and external forces in reference to locus of control will help you from being food for jerks looking to dump you before the New Year and come back if they strike out.

We hang out at the same bar. I will see him tomorrow night.

Suggestions?

GLP dating advice is best

Why do you say he is a jerk? You don't know him. Maybe I am the jerk???

Doesn't hurt to give it a try... crazy people have the best plans.

dump you before the New Year and come back if they strike out.

Less teeth

funny

well the first thing to do if you've lost something is to look everywhere. where did you last see it? did you look down the back of the sofa?

yes the ultimate defeat...

He use to be in my bed and he is not here anymore... that is the last place I looked for him. funny guy.

be pleasant, but ignore him

Don't go. It will get him thinking. Date other guys and make sure his friends see. He'll hear about it. Guys love the hunt.

Find a new bar.

I don't know about that... I was thinking about being nice and honest and not a whore.

Time to shake your cucarachas para un amigo nuevo.

Fat fucking beaner, quit trolling pretending you're a woman.

I am not even Mexican asshole. I just live here for work.

Well I for one feel cheated.

There plenty of Papi Chulos out there for you.

Ok maybe I should ask a different question. How do I know if he still cares about me but is just being a stubborn man who resents a few things that I said?

Let him go damn you! The pony must prance!