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Advice Please - lost my man, how do I get him back?

 
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12/29/2012 12:39 AM
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Advice Please - lost my man, how do I get him back?
BF and I have only been dating for 3 months. 2 weeks ago we had an argument and for a few days after that he ignored me. He started talking to me again a couple of days ago, and is very nice towards me, however no invite to spend any time together. I also think he may be with someone new. I blame myself for the argument... I don't want to lose him. Any advice on how to win his heart back?
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12/29/2012 12:40 AM
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Learn to cook
last one
I just don't give a fuck

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12/29/2012 12:41 AM

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Thread: Wife wont give up the poon-tang, ask me a question.
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12/29/2012 12:42 AM
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Re: Advice Please - lost my man, how do I get him back?
Make him a sammich. Deliver it nude.
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12/29/2012 12:43 AM
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Re: Advice Please - lost my man, how do I get him back?
BF and I have only been dating for 3 months. 2 weeks ago we had an argument and for a few days after that he ignored me. He started talking to me again a couple of days ago, and is very nice towards me, however no invite to spend any time together. I also think he may be with someone new. I blame myself for the argument... I don't want to lose him. Any advice on how to win his heart back?
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Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/29/2012 12:47 AM
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Learn to cook
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I know how to cook.
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12/29/2012 12:47 AM
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Re: Advice Please - lost my man, how do I get him back?
get a new one and be a better woman next time.
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12/29/2012 12:47 AM

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Re: Advice Please - lost my man, how do I get him back?
if you had him get an RFID, you could get him back with GPS
I look up at the sky, and wonder where I am on earth. Then I wonder where I am in the solar system. Then I wonder where I am in the galaxy. Then I wonder where I am in the universe.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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Re: Advice Please - lost my man, how do I get him back?
Make him a sammich. Deliver it nude.
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He has not invited me to his house, so not sure where I will be delivering anything nude. I am certainly not showing up at his house uninvited.
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12/29/2012 12:49 AM

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He is a jerk. I have a name for the process and it is not gender bias, but I cannot disclose it at this juncture.
For now you may want to consider enjoying it and re-prioritize.
Also, recognizing your value system, Knowing the difference between internal and external forces in reference to locus of control will help you from being food for jerks looking to dump you before the New Year and come back if they strike out.

"They cannot see what's-up if They are looking down." (TastyThoughts)
"Something is smelly! Something is smelly, like an old barnacle encrusted shoe washing ashore in the middle of summer." (TastyThoughts)
"Yes happy Earth day. Now go tell the wicked to stop damaging the Human Species therefore/and the Earth; For, they are discombobulating the entire Universe and upsetting the Most High God." (TastyThoughts)
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Re: Advice Please - lost my man, how do I get him back?
We hang out at the same bar. I will see him tomorrow night.

Suggestions?
Sunyata

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12/29/2012 12:50 AM
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GLP dating advice is best
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Re: Advice Please - lost my man, how do I get him back?
He is a jerk. I have a name for the process and it is not gender bias, but I cannot disclose it at this juncture.
For now you may want to consider enjoying it and re-prioritize.
Also, recognizing your value system, Knowing the difference between internal and external forces in reference to locus of control will help you from being food for jerks looking to dump you before the New Year and come back if they strike out.

 Quoting: TastyThoughts


Why do you say he is a jerk? You don't know him. Maybe I am the jerk???
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12/29/2012 12:51 AM
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GLP dating advice is best
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Doesn't hurt to give it a try... crazy people have the best plans.
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12/29/2012 12:52 AM

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Re: Advice Please - lost my man, how do I get him back?
He is a jerk. I have a name for the process and it is not gender bias, but I cannot disclose it at this juncture.
For now you may want to consider enjoying it and re-prioritize.
Also, recognizing your value system, Knowing the difference between internal and external forces in reference to locus of control will help you from being food for jerks looking to dump you before the New Year and come back if they strike out.

 Quoting: TastyThoughts


Why do you say he is a jerk? You don't know him. Maybe I am the jerk???
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29147487


dump you before the New Year and come back if they strike out.
"They cannot see what's-up if They are looking down." (TastyThoughts)
"Something is smelly! Something is smelly, like an old barnacle encrusted shoe washing ashore in the middle of summer." (TastyThoughts)
"Yes happy Earth day. Now go tell the wicked to stop damaging the Human Species therefore/and the Earth; For, they are discombobulating the entire Universe and upsetting the Most High God." (TastyThoughts)
TheCartel

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12/29/2012 12:53 AM
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Less teeth
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if you had him get an RFID, you could get him back with GPS
 Quoting: SnowboardingAlien


funny
Anonymous Coward
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12/29/2012 12:53 AM
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Re: Advice Please - lost my man, how do I get him back?
well the first thing to do if you've lost something is to look everywhere. where did you last see it? did you look down the back of the sofa?
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12/29/2012 12:54 AM
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Re: Advice Please - lost my man, how do I get him back?
get a new one and be a better woman next time.
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yes the ultimate defeat...
ANHEDONIC

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12/29/2012 12:55 AM

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hahah

"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger"
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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Re: Advice Please - lost my man, how do I get him back?
well the first thing to do if you've lost something is to look everywhere. where did you last see it? did you look down the back of the sofa?
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He use to be in my bed and he is not here anymore... that is the last place I looked for him. funny guy.
Deej

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12/29/2012 12:55 AM
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Re: Advice Please - lost my man, how do I get him back?
We hang out at the same bar. I will see him tomorrow night.

Suggestions?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29147487


be pleasant, but ignore him
No matter what happens... just say "Thank You." - D W Fierce
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Re: Advice Please - lost my man, how do I get him back?
We hang out at the same bar. I will see him tomorrow night.

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29147487


Don't go. It will get him thinking. Date other guys and make sure his friends see. He'll hear about it. Guys love the hunt.
TastyThoughts

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12/29/2012 12:56 AM

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Re: Advice Please - lost my man, how do I get him back?
We hang out at the same bar. I will see him tomorrow night.

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29147487


be pleasant, but ignore him
 Quoting: Deej


Find a new bar.
"They cannot see what's-up if They are looking down." (TastyThoughts)
"Something is smelly! Something is smelly, like an old barnacle encrusted shoe washing ashore in the middle of summer." (TastyThoughts)
"Yes happy Earth day. Now go tell the wicked to stop damaging the Human Species therefore/and the Earth; For, they are discombobulating the entire Universe and upsetting the Most High God." (TastyThoughts)
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Re: Advice Please - lost my man, how do I get him back?
We hang out at the same bar. I will see him tomorrow night.

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29147487


Don't go. It will get him thinking. Date other guys and make sure his friends see. He'll hear about it. Guys love the hunt.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17584550


I don't know about that... I was thinking about being nice and honest and not a whore.
ANHEDONIC

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12/29/2012 12:57 AM

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Time to shake your cucarachas para un amigo nuevo.

charlie

"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger"
Anonymous Coward
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12/29/2012 12:59 AM
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Re: Advice Please - lost my man, how do I get him back?
Fat fucking beaner, quit trolling pretending you're a woman.
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12/29/2012 01:00 AM
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Fat fucking beaner, quit trolling pretending you're a woman.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30647034


I am not even Mexican asshole. I just live here for work.
ANHEDONIC

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12/29/2012 01:02 AM

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Fat fucking beaner, quit trolling pretending you're a woman.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30647034


I am not even Mexican asshole
. I just live here for work.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29147487


Well I for one feel cheated.

There plenty of Papi Chulos out there for you.

"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger"
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/29/2012 01:02 AM
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Re: Advice Please - lost my man, how do I get him back?
Ok maybe I should ask a different question. How do I know if he still cares about me but is just being a stubborn man who resents a few things that I said?
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12/29/2012 01:02 AM
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Re: Advice Please - lost my man, how do I get him back?
Let him go damn you! The pony must prance!

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