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johnson
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12/29/2012 05:24 AM
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Anyone ever been outed by their significant other for having tiny genitals, damn that's embarrassing my mrs has just turned round to one of our friends and said his "willy is only this big, I call it our baby sausage", and they both started laughing , then she says " erect " , makes me wonder how many people she has told I mean I don't mind a joke but no one wants be q laughing stock, at least nor in that area.
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12/29/2012 05:32 AM
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woman are brutal. I often wonder what is said behind closed doors.
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12/29/2012 05:48 AM
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I only say nice things.
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Exes are fair game for a bashing though.
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12/29/2012 05:49 AM
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most brits have little dicks
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12/29/2012 05:51 AM
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most brits have little dicks
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Aren't most Americans descended from Brits?

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12/29/2012 05:52 AM
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Anyone ever been outed by their significant other for having tiny genitals, damn that's embarrassing my mrs has just turned round to one of our friends and said his "willy is only this big, I call it our baby sausage", and they both started laughing , then she says " erect " , makes me wonder how many people she has told I mean I don't mind a joke but no one wants be q laughing stock, at least nor in that area.
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I would walk out on my wife and never look back if she humiliate me in public like that. And she knows it.

If you don't act like a man the woman will sense weakness. She treats you like shit because you let her.
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12/29/2012 05:54 AM
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...or they just have a too big and long vaggie, lol.

So, what's your size, we don't judge you, I'm jut barely 5 inch at its best. hehe
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12/29/2012 05:54 AM
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Women can't keep secrets. They have to tell everyone they come into contact about it no matter what the consequences are.

Some get off on publicly humiliating their husbands, it diverts the attention away from their own faults and makes them feel good about themselves.
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Anyone ever been outed by their significant other for having tiny genitals, damn that's embarrassing my mrs has just turned round to one of our friends and said his "willy is only this big, I call it our baby sausage", and they both started laughing , then she says " erect " , makes me wonder how many people she has told I mean I don't mind a joke but no one wants be q laughing stock, at least nor in that area.
 Quoting: johnson 5234690




I would walk out on my wife and never look back if she humiliate me in public like that. And she knows it.

If you don't act like a man the woman will sense weakness. She treats you like shit because you let her.
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This
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12/29/2012 05:56 AM
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most brits have little dicks
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12/29/2012 05:56 AM
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most brits have little dicks
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Aren't most Americans descended from Brits?

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12/29/2012 05:58 AM
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most brits have little dicks
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Most American's are unaware that they have little dicks due to the large rolls of fat around their guts.

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Garman906

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12/29/2012 06:17 AM

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My wife tells all her friends that my dick looks like a baby's arm with an apple in it's hand.

All her friends really like me.
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12/29/2012 06:55 AM
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I bet most exes say that about guys even if they were hung like a horse and probably add the guy was a lousy lay. What they don't bring up is why they were with the guy for months or even years. If they stayed long it should be obvious they are lying.
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12/29/2012 07:35 AM
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Actually it is reverse psychology.

She likely does this to deter other women from exploiting her relationship and her partners sexual significance...

If I tell all my mates that my gf's body is a 10 and that she gives the best bj's this side of the continent; I could only assume that they will all be keeping tabs on the course of my and her's relationship...

you took this as to literal as most people do...

Thats why I assume that the "baby sausage" is actually more likely to be a larger than average member.

Women are methodological. They know that other women will swarm their alpha. So they plan meticulously on how to thwart their competition...

Him agreeing is a sign that he is overly confident and that the charade is obviously half literal.

Note that when you are out with your guy friends If you say something like: man that girls ass is outrageous.

They all will scope in to investigate...

Well there you have it.

Id think about that the next time you start bragging about your gf. The last thing you want is a bunch of half ass'd friends trying to move in on your territory.

So yes this is common.
No its not what you think...

Women do this very very often. Its a security measure that they choose to use when they fell that they are having feelings of inadequacy... Its likely that they saw all the female prospects in range as a threat. (bigger boobs, nicer hair). So to compensate, they took the strategic approach by eliminating the boyfriend from the equation...

By talking him down, she directed them away from her alpha. Much like a mother will direct predators away from their young in the wild. In doing this much like in nature the women of the species is taking a hit or making a sacrifice for the person / thing that they care about most...

She may tell her friends that he has a teenie weenie...
And they all may laugh and tease her...

But the truth is, its more likely than not that the joke.
Is on them...
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12/29/2012 07:41 AM
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Anyone ever been outed by their significant other for having tiny genitals, damn that's embarrassing my mrs has just turned round to one of our friends and said his "willy is only this big, I call it our baby sausage", and they both started laughing , then she says " erect " , makes me wonder how many people she has told I mean I don't mind a joke but no one wants be q laughing stock, at least nor in that area.
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Retort by telling her friend that your dick isn't that small, it's just her mudflaps are too fat for any real penetration.
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12/29/2012 07:42 AM

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You should have immediately mentioned that her vagina looks and smells like a pile of month old kebab meat and you call it "our festering axe wound".

That'll get the message across.
'Magically Delicious'
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12/29/2012 07:50 AM
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Anyone ever been outed by their significant other for having tiny genitals, damn that's embarrassing my mrs has just turned round to one of our friends and said his "willy is only this big, I call it our baby sausage", and they both started laughing , then she says " erect " , makes me wonder how many people she has told I mean I don't mind a joke but no one wants be q laughing stock, at least nor in that area.
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She'd would die in her sleep that night.
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12/29/2012 08:07 AM
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yea that is f*cked up man, screw that, i mean i don't have to worry about it because my girl tells her other girlfriends how big i am and how good i am with it but i would be devastated if i had a small penis and my girl was joking about it with someone.... think though, if she is with you, it must not be all that important to her, i doubt she is with a small penis man just so she can make fun of you. don't look too far into it, say something if it bothers you, can't let sh*t brew inside ya, only makes it worse.
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12/29/2012 08:08 AM
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is it true?
Lulu-girl

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12/29/2012 08:28 AM
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Of all the things you could make fun of men for, why penis size? I mean yes, some of them are laughably small but if he knows how to use it then size shouldn't matter.

Although with that being said the best small penis comparison I have ever heard was "it looks like a button on a fur coat"

LOL!!

Penis length is overrated. Too big and it's uncomfortable for both.. Girth however should be the only true measurement :)
** To boldly go **
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12/29/2012 09:30 AM
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You can tell her this little medical fact:

Females stop growing gray brain matter during puberty. Men continue growing gray brain matter later into life. It is why, as a whole, women are mentally inferior and childlike when compared to men.

No matter how educated a woman becomes, she will never have more aptitude than a 15 year old boy. Vetted medical fact.
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12/29/2012 10:26 AM
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You can tell her this little medical fact:

Females stop growing gray brain matter during puberty. Men continue growing gray brain matter later into life. It is why, as a whole, women are mentally inferior and childlike when compared to men.

No matter how educated a woman becomes, she will never have more aptitude than a 15 year old boy. Vetted medical fact.
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I've killed every single thread today with undeniable logic.
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12/29/2012 12:19 PM
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You should have immediately mentioned that her vagina looks and smells like a pile of month old kebab meat and you call it "our festering axe wound".

That'll get the message across.
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Our festering axe wound...still laughing over that one two pages later...
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12/29/2012 12:25 PM
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most brits have little dicks
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Aren't most Americans descended from Brits?

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no
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12/29/2012 12:58 PM
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most brits have little dicks
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Aren't most Americans descended from Brits?

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apparently there where actually more people who came to america fron germany than anywhere else
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12/29/2012 01:05 PM
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most brits have little dicks
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Aren't most Americans descended from Brits?

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apparently there where actually more people who came to america fron germany than anywhere else
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I was just having fun :)
America's a pretty mixed bag.
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12/29/2012 01:20 PM

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You should have immediately mentioned that her vagina looks and smells like a pile of month old kebab meat and you call it "our festering axe wound".

That'll get the message across.
 Quoting: Lucky Charms


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