Of all the things you could make fun of men for, why penis size? I mean yes, some of them are laughably small but if he knows how to use it then size shouldn't matter.

Although with that being said the best small penis comparison I have ever heard was "it looks like a button on a fur coat"

LOL!!

Penis length is overrated. Too big and it's uncomfortable for both.. Girth however should be the only true measurement :)