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I'm the Devil, ask me a question

 
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Re: I'm the Devil, ask me a question
Did the serpent you possessed in the garden of Eden have legs?
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Re: I'm the Devil, ask me a question
Are you going to posess Barry Obama and make him the antichrist of this world?
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12/29/2012 02:27 PM
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12/29/2012 04:46 PM
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Re: I'm the Devil, ask me a question
I'll answer a few more questions
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Re: I'm the Devil, ask me a question
I'll answer a few more questions
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So, did YOU send the serpent...?
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I'll answer a few more questions
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So, did YOU send the serpent...?
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i'm not sure what exactly you mean i didnt send anything
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12/29/2012 05:04 PM
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Re: I'm the Devil, ask me a question
What do you look like?
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Are you male or female?
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Re: I'm the Devil, ask me a question
Do you have any offspring? If so, how many?
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Re: I'm the Devil, ask me a question
How does it feel knowing that your going to have your ass handed to you?
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What do you look like?
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6ft tan. black hair 220 lbs. i look like the white version of tiger woods with a tan basically
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Are you male or female?
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male
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Do you have any offspring? If so, how many?
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none
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How does it feel knowing that your going to have your ass handed to you?
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i like pain
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How does it feel knowing that your going to have your ass handed to you?
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i like pain
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Goofy Thum
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Re: I'm the Devil, ask me a question
What language(s) do you speak?
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12/29/2012 05:15 PM
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Re: I'm the Devil, ask me a question
so how are stalin an hitler? do they behave nicely?
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What language(s) do you speak?
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english and some spanish
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so how are stalin an hitler? do they behave nicely?
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dont know
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12/29/2012 05:18 PM
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Re: I'm the Devil, ask me a question
hmm the devil who doesn't know something

weirdo
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Re: I'm the Devil, ask me a question
i'm leaving now, bye
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12/29/2012 05:40 PM
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Re: I'm the Devil, ask me a question
He doesn't know everything, because its just a created being just like a man. Sort of a cross between a man and an animal: a "human" or "mankind".

Devils as described in the Tanakh are the same as "demons" commonly known in popular or Christian culture.

Those in the Hebrew Bible are of two classes, the se'irim and the shedim. The se'irim ("hairy beings"), to which some Israelites offered sacrifices in the open fields, are satyr-like creatures, described as dancing in the wilderness , and which are identical with the jinn, such as Dantalion, the 71st spirit of Solomon. (But compare the completely European woodwose.) Possibly to the same class belongs Azazel, the goat-like demons of the wilderness, probably the chief of the se'irim, and Lilith. Possibly "the roes and hinds of the field", by which Shulamit conjures the daughters of Jerusalem to bring her back to her lover, are faunlike spirits similar to the se'irim, though of a harmless nature.

The evil spirit that troubled Saul (I Samuel 16:14 et seq.) may have been a demon, though the Masoretic text suggests the spirit was sent by God.

Some benevolent shedim were used in kabbalistic ceremonies (as with the golem of Rabbi Yehuda Loevy), and malevolent shedim (mazikin, from the root meaning to damage) are often responsible in instances of possession. Instances of idol worship were often the result of a shed inhabiting an otherwise worthless statue;[citation needed] the shed would pretend to be a God with the power to send pestilence, although such events were not actually under his control.

The following is an excerpt from Strong's Concordance at H8161 for "satyr" or more accurately "sheir" or "seir" (hmmm as in Mount Seir?): (1) hairy, rough, Gen. 27:11, 23. (2) a he-goat, hircus (which Latin word is the same as hirtus, hirsutus), Levit. 4:24; 16:9;... As to the [idolatrous] worship of the he-goat among Hebrews (following the example of the Egyptians), see Lev. 17:7; 2 Ch. 11:15. ... (3) pl. wood demons, satyrs, resembliong he-goats [woodwose?], inhabiting deserts,, Isa. 31:21; 34:14; ..."

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12/29/2012 05:58 PM
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Re: I'm the Devil, ask me a question
You're one sick puppy

Can't wait till Jesus smacks you down for good!

You're a loser!
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12/29/2012 06:11 PM
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Re: I'm the Devil, ask me a question
you're really getting a laugh out of this Obama thing, aren't you?
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i'm leaving now, bye
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Come back when you know something.
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12/29/2012 06:27 PM
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Re: I'm the Devil, ask me a question
Can you suck your own dick?
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12/29/2012 06:32 PM
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Re: I'm the Devil, ask me a question
Did the serpent you possessed in the garden of Eden have legs?
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The serpent had WINGS...
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Re: I'm the Devil, ask me a question
i'm leaving now, bye
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Come back when you know something.
 Quoting: pi


i take chances, i know very little
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Re: I'm the Devil, ask me a question
Can you suck your own dick?
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in a literal sense no
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Can you suck your own dick?
 Quoting: Cosmicwind73 29798015


in a literal sense no
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has the devil ever been in love?

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