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"You positively will not die" Satan's theory of immortality deceived Eve and millions more. Why such gullibility?

 
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I guess you are speaking of the Christian God here but I don't consider it a gift to live forever because of what I wrote above. I think living forever sounds like a nightmare. I like the idea that this life is all we get and then we learn to appreciate this life. Why do we always need more?
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Because we're worth this;
" After these things I saw, and, look! a great crowd, which no man was able to number, out of all nations and tribes and peoples and tongues, standing before the throne and before the Lamb, dressed in white robes; and there were palm branches in their hands. 10 And they keep on crying with a loud voice, saying: “Salvation [we owe] to our God, who is seated on the throne, and to the Lamb.”
.... “These are the ones that come out of the great tribulation, and they have washed their robes and made them white in the blood of the Lamb. 15 That is why they are before the throne of God; and they are rendering him sacred service day and night in his temple; and the One seated on the throne will spread his tent over them. 16 They will hunger no more nor thirst anymore, neither will the sun beat down upon them nor any scorching heat, 17 because the Lamb, who is in the midst of the throne, will shepherd them, and will guide them to fountains of waters of life. And God will wipe out every tear from their eyes.” Rv7:9
 Quoting: DGN

I would never want to be happy all the time. How can you appreciate being happy if you are never sad. How can you have empathy for anyone if you are always happy? It would seem that we will be automated robots in the afterlife with no chance of being anything but happy.

Don't you ever crave a cold beer on a warm afternoon? How can you ever drink if you have no thirst. I think it is crazy to think about heaven and forever and the afterlife because no one really knows. And, to tell you the truth, the Bible doesn't really explain it very well.
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It gives some good hints but if if it's not for you what do you prefer?
" And they will certainly build houses and have occupancy; and they will certainly plant vineyards and eat [their] fruitage. 22 They will not build and someone else have occupancy; they will not plant and someone else do the eating. For like the days of a tree will the days of my people be; and the work of their own hands my chosen ones will use to the full. 23 They will not toil for nothing, nor will they bring to birth for disturbance; because they are the offspring made up of the blessed ones of Jehovah, and their descendants with them. 24 And it will actually occur that before they call out I myself shall answer; while they are yet speaking, I myself shall hear.
25 “The wolf and the lamb themselves will feed as one, and the lion will eat straw just like the bull; and as for the serpent, his food will be dust. They will do no harm nor cause any ruin in all my holy mountain,” Jehovah has said." Isa65:21
 Quoting: DGN

That is a rather strange verse that you quoted. It says that the serpent shall eat dust. Where did I hear that before? I think it was Genesis. So do you think that Satan (the serpent) will be in heaven, eating dust, because that is what this verse implies. Someone (the serpent) sounds like he will be suffering in heaven. Since when does a snake eat dust. A snake eats live bunnies and such. So this serpent isn't like the wolf or the lamb. He must be something else. Right?
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Yes, I am an atheist and believe the same thing. But I think it applies to everyone, not just to non-Christians and people who have other beliefs. I think it applies to us all. And I don't particularly care because I think the idea of eternal life sounds frightening, even if you think it will be paradise and all that.

What does one do for forever? Ever think about it. Think if you had to live on earth forever. I am bored living here and I can't even imagine having to live here forever. And even if heaven was wonderful and I was happy all the time, time would still pass as time. After billions upon billions of years, you would have seen everything, done everything, etc. So eternity would not even have begun. If this sounds like a pleasing idea, I sure wish I knew why?
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you are correct, it does apply to everyone:-" Look! ALL the souls-to me they belong. As the soul of the father, so likewise the soul of the son-to me they belong. The soul that is sinning-it itself will die"- Ezekiel 18:4
And as for living forever, really, we were designed to live forever. The Bible says God has put eternity in our hearts....I mean, what are things that you like to do that you could perfect with time? music? art? exploring endless animal life? etc., etc...I don't know what your likes are but imagine endless creativity...and maybe boredom is the result of so many limitations we have right now. and as for being happy, isn't that simple state of mind what people REALLY desire? yet so few attain it. being happy in itself would make living forever a joy?
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I think that you are misinterpreting the phrase "forever" or "eternity." Imagine that I loved a certain musical artist and I got to take lessons from that artist. Imagine I learned to play the piano like a professional. Imagine that it took me 500,000 years to reach that point. Then imagine I learned to paint from Picasso himself. Imagine that took another 500,000 years. Then imagine I had a horse and a couple of dogs. I do love animals. But imagine having to feed and take care of them for 500,000 years.

Now...imagine forever. Would you not get bored with the music after a certain amount of time? I know I get bored of certain songs after I listen to them a few hundred times. Forever is FOREVER....billions upon billions and gazillions of years.

Imagine a butterfly that continuously flew around the world. Imagine that at only one point, its wings touched the ground and made a small indent in the dirt. Well, imagine that butterfly continuing to fly around the earth and each time its wings passed that point a little more ground was taken away, but just a teeny tiny bit. Now imagine that the butterfly flew around earth so many times that its wings made a hole the size of the Grand Canyon. Now, thinking of eternity, it has not even yet begun.

YOU would get bored. You know you would. You would want to rest. You would beg God to rest. But this is forever and ever. You can't escape. Think about it clearly. Do you really want to live forever or is this just something your church tells you that you should want?
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I would personally LOVE to see a butterfly circle the earth enough times to have its wing make a crater the size of the Grand Canyon! THATS good stuff! That's EXACTLY the kind of stuff to keep life from being boringapplause2 guess every one has their own interpretation of boring}
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I would say boredom results from being enslaved to our futile 40 hour work week cycle with no hope and limited imaginations. Adam was created as a landscape engineer to expand Eden globally. It was after he stole from God's tree that he was expelled and became a plow pushing farmer.
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you are correct, it does apply to everyone:-" Look! ALL the souls-to me they belong. As the soul of the father, so likewise the soul of the son-to me they belong. The soul that is sinning-it itself will die"- Ezekiel 18:4
And as for living forever, really, we were designed to live forever. The Bible says God has put eternity in our hearts....I mean, what are things that you like to do that you could perfect with time? music? art? exploring endless animal life? etc., etc...I don't know what your likes are but imagine endless creativity...and maybe boredom is the result of so many limitations we have right now. and as for being happy, isn't that simple state of mind what people REALLY desire? yet so few attain it. being happy in itself would make living forever a joy?
 Quoting: CelestialMaiden

I think that you are misinterpreting the phrase "forever" or "eternity." Imagine that I loved a certain musical artist and I got to take lessons from that artist. Imagine I learned to play the piano like a professional. Imagine that it took me 500,000 years to reach that point. Then imagine I learned to paint from Picasso himself. Imagine that took another 500,000 years. Then imagine I had a horse and a couple of dogs. I do love animals. But imagine having to feed and take care of them for 500,000 years.

Now...imagine forever. Would you not get bored with the music after a certain amount of time? I know I get bored of certain songs after I listen to them a few hundred times. Forever is FOREVER....billions upon billions and gazillions of years.

Imagine a butterfly that continuously flew around the world. Imagine that at only one point, its wings touched the ground and made a small indent in the dirt. Well, imagine that butterfly continuing to fly around the earth and each time its wings passed that point a little more ground was taken away, but just a teeny tiny bit. Now imagine that the butterfly flew around earth so many times that its wings made a hole the size of the Grand Canyon. Now, thinking of eternity, it has not even yet begun.

YOU would get bored. You know you would. You would want to rest. You would beg God to rest. But this is forever and ever. You can't escape. Think about it clearly. Do you really want to live forever or is this just something your church tells you that you should want?
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I would personally LOVE to see a butterfly circle the earth enough times to have its wing make a crater the size of the Grand Canyon! THATS good stuff! That's EXACTLY the kind of stuff to keep life from being boringapplause2 guess every one has their own interpretation of boring}
 Quoting: CelestialMaiden


I would say boredom results from being enslaved to our futile 40 hour work week cycle with no hope and limited imaginations. Adam was created as a landscape engineer to expand Eden globally. It was after he stole from God's tree that he was expelled and became a plow pushing farmer.
 Quoting: DGN


Boredom results from living forever, end of story. If there is no end to you, then there will be boredom. Unless, like another poster mentioned, you get your memories deleted and keep being reincarnated into other surroundings. Then you wouldn't necessarily get bored. It would be like this life. We live and then we die. If we come back as someone else with no memories of our past lives, we would only be bored once in a while.
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I think that you are misinterpreting the phrase "forever" or "eternity." Imagine that I loved a certain musical artist and I got to take lessons from that artist. Imagine I learned to play the piano like a professional. Imagine that it took me 500,000 years to reach that point. Then imagine I learned to paint from Picasso himself. Imagine that took another 500,000 years. Then imagine I had a horse and a couple of dogs. I do love animals. But imagine having to feed and take care of them for 500,000 years.

Now...imagine forever. Would you not get bored with the music after a certain amount of time? I know I get bored of certain songs after I listen to them a few hundred times. Forever is FOREVER....billions upon billions and gazillions of years.

Imagine a butterfly that continuously flew around the world. Imagine that at only one point, its wings touched the ground and made a small indent in the dirt. Well, imagine that butterfly continuing to fly around the earth and each time its wings passed that point a little more ground was taken away, but just a teeny tiny bit. Now imagine that the butterfly flew around earth so many times that its wings made a hole the size of the Grand Canyon. Now, thinking of eternity, it has not even yet begun.

YOU would get bored. You know you would. You would want to rest. You would beg God to rest. But this is forever and ever. You can't escape. Think about it clearly. Do you really want to live forever or is this just something your church tells you that you should want?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20657814


I would personally LOVE to see a butterfly circle the earth enough times to have its wing make a crater the size of the Grand Canyon! THATS good stuff! That's EXACTLY the kind of stuff to keep life from being boringapplause2 guess every one has their own interpretation of boring}
 Quoting: CelestialMaiden


I would say boredom results from being enslaved to our futile 40 hour work week cycle with no hope and limited imaginations. Adam was created as a landscape engineer to expand Eden globally. It was after he stole from God's tree that he was expelled and became a plow pushing farmer.
 Quoting: DGN


Boredom results from living forever, end of story. If there is no end to you, then there will be boredom. Unless, like another poster mentioned, you get your memories deleted and keep being reincarnated into other surroundings. Then you wouldn't necessarily get bored. It would be like this life. We live and then we die. If we come back as someone else with no memories of our past lives, we would only be bored once in a while.
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Quote: "Boredom results from living forever, end of story"
Can you cite some examples?
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I would personally LOVE to see a butterfly circle the earth enough times to have its wing make a crater the size of the Grand Canyon! THATS good stuff! That's EXACTLY the kind of stuff to keep life from being boringapplause2 guess every one has their own interpretation of boring}
 Quoting: CelestialMaiden


I would say boredom results from being enslaved to our futile 40 hour work week cycle with no hope and limited imaginations. Adam was created as a landscape engineer to expand Eden globally. It was after he stole from God's tree that he was expelled and became a plow pushing farmer.
 Quoting: DGN


Boredom results from living forever, end of story. If there is no end to you, then there will be boredom. Unless, like another poster mentioned, you get your memories deleted and keep being reincarnated into other surroundings. Then you wouldn't necessarily get bored. It would be like this life. We live and then we die. If we come back as someone else with no memories of our past lives, we would only be bored once in a while.
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Quote: "Boredom results from living forever, end of story"
Can you cite some examples?
 Quoting: DGN

Read the first quote I wrote. I gave you quite a few examples and I could think up more but I think you understand the gist of what I am saying.
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I would say boredom results from being enslaved to our futile 40 hour work week cycle with no hope and limited imaginations. Adam was created as a landscape engineer to expand Eden globally. It was after he stole from God's tree that he was expelled and became a plow pushing farmer.
 Quoting: DGN


Boredom results from living forever, end of story. If there is no end to you, then there will be boredom. Unless, like another poster mentioned, you get your memories deleted and keep being reincarnated into other surroundings. Then you wouldn't necessarily get bored. It would be like this life. We live and then we die. If we come back as someone else with no memories of our past lives, we would only be bored once in a while.
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Quote: "Boredom results from living forever, end of story"
Can you cite some examples?
 Quoting: DGN

Read the first quote I wrote. I gave you quite a few examples and I could think up more but I think you understand the gist of what I am saying.
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I think I know what you're thinking. I'm thinking I get bored from the repetition and futility of our robotic/survival existence outside of God's plan for making earthly paradise. All we're inevitably doing is proving without the wisdom from above we ruin his earth.
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Because we're worth this;
" After these things I saw, and, look! a great crowd, which no man was able to number, out of all nations and tribes and peoples and tongues, standing before the throne and before the Lamb, dressed in white robes; and there were palm branches in their hands. 10 And they keep on crying with a loud voice, saying: “Salvation [we owe] to our God, who is seated on the throne, and to the Lamb.”
.... “These are the ones that come out of the great tribulation, and they have washed their robes and made them white in the blood of the Lamb. 15 That is why they are before the throne of God; and they are rendering him sacred service day and night in his temple; and the One seated on the throne will spread his tent over them. 16 They will hunger no more nor thirst anymore, neither will the sun beat down upon them nor any scorching heat, 17 because the Lamb, who is in the midst of the throne, will shepherd them, and will guide them to fountains of waters of life. And God will wipe out every tear from their eyes.” Rv7:9
 Quoting: DGN

I would never want to be happy all the time. How can you appreciate being happy if you are never sad. How can you have empathy for anyone if you are always happy? It would seem that we will be automated robots in the afterlife with no chance of being anything but happy.

Don't you ever crave a cold beer on a warm afternoon? How can you ever drink if you have no thirst. I think it is crazy to think about heaven and forever and the afterlife because no one really knows. And, to tell you the truth, the Bible doesn't really explain it very well.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20657814


It gives some good hints but if if it's not for you what do you prefer?
" And they will certainly build houses and have occupancy; and they will certainly plant vineyards and eat [their] fruitage. 22 They will not build and someone else have occupancy; they will not plant and someone else do the eating. For like the days of a tree will the days of my people be; and the work of their own hands my chosen ones will use to the full. 23 They will not toil for nothing, nor will they bring to birth for disturbance; because they are the offspring made up of the blessed ones of Jehovah, and their descendants with them. 24 And it will actually occur that before they call out I myself shall answer; while they are yet speaking, I myself shall hear.
25 “The wolf and the lamb themselves will feed as one, and the lion will eat straw just like the bull; and as for the serpent, his food will be dust. They will do no harm nor cause any ruin in all my holy mountain,” Jehovah has said." Isa65:21
 Quoting: DGN

That is a rather strange verse that you quoted. It says that the serpent shall eat dust. Where did I hear that before? I think it was Genesis. So do you think that Satan (the serpent) will be in heaven, eating dust, because that is what this verse implies. Someone (the serpent) sounds like he will be suffering in heaven. Since when does a snake eat dust. A snake eats live bunnies and such. So this serpent isn't like the wolf or the lamb. He must be something else. Right?
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Satan is a spirit creature expelled from heaven in 1914 when Jesus was enthroned and cleaned house. Rv12
The serpent is what he used when he played his talking snake trick on Eve rather than presenting himself visibly. Why Satan used a snake is anybodies guess but not having legs they breath more dust.
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Amazing all the idiots on GLP who think the devil is the good guy


Sometimes u just can't fix stupid!

Hope u devil losers come to Jesus before you die!

After that u burn with the biggest loser of all time

The devil
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And Gepetto said to Pinnocchio...
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Amazing all the idiots on GLP who think the devil is the good guy


Sometimes u just can't fix stupid!

Hope u devil losers come to Jesus before you die!

After that u burn with the biggest loser of all time

The devil
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And how old are you, Timmy? cruise
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they listened to satan because they did not believe god when he said they would die, and they had no fear of god.
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they listened to satan because they did not believe god when he said they would die, and they had no fear of god.
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Because God "chose" to withhold it from them.
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Its like when people read alchemical text and take them literally. MOST of the bible is allegory.

Look up Enki and see if you see any similarities to this Satan guy.
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god changes his mind at a whim?

what sort of a god is that?

incapable of making and sticking to a decision.

he should be in government
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Why are you so gullible to believe in religious mythos?
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god changes his mind at a whim?

what sort of a god is that?

incapable of making and sticking to a decision.

he should be in government
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Better to keep "god" as a useful tool for "government".
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useful tool?

a dithering god which cant make up its mind and stick to a decision is useless
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you are correct, it does apply to everyone:-" Look! ALL the souls-to me they belong. As the soul of the father, so likewise the soul of the son-to me they belong. The soul that is sinning-it itself will die"- Ezekiel 18:4
And as for living forever, really, we were designed to live forever. The Bible says God has put eternity in our hearts....I mean, what are things that you like to do that you could perfect with time? music? art? exploring endless animal life? etc., etc...I don't know what your likes are but imagine endless creativity...and maybe boredom is the result of so many limitations we have right now. and as for being happy, isn't that simple state of mind what people REALLY desire? yet so few attain it. being happy in itself would make living forever a joy?
 Quoting: CelestialMaiden

I think that you are misinterpreting the phrase "forever" or "eternity." Imagine that I loved a certain musical artist and I got to take lessons from that artist. Imagine I learned to play the piano like a professional. Imagine that it took me 500,000 years to reach that point. Then imagine I learned to paint from Picasso himself. Imagine that took another 500,000 years. Then imagine I had a horse and a couple of dogs. I do love animals. But imagine having to feed and take care of them for 500,000 years.

Now...imagine forever. Would you not get bored with the music after a certain amount of time? I know I get bored of certain songs after I listen to them a few hundred times. Forever is FOREVER....billions upon billions and gazillions of years.

Imagine a butterfly that continuously flew around the world. Imagine that at only one point, its wings touched the ground and made a small indent in the dirt. Well, imagine that butterfly continuing to fly around the earth and each time its wings passed that point a little more ground was taken away, but just a teeny tiny bit. Now imagine that the butterfly flew around earth so many times that its wings made a hole the size of the Grand Canyon. Now, thinking of eternity, it has not even yet begun.

YOU would get bored. You know you would. You would want to rest. You would beg God to rest. But this is forever and ever. You can't escape. Think about it clearly. Do you really want to live forever or is this just something your church tells you that you should want?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20657814


I would personally LOVE to see a butterfly circle the earth enough times to have its wing make a crater the size of the Grand Canyon! THATS good stuff! That's EXACTLY the kind of stuff to keep life from being boringapplause2 guess every one has their own interpretation of boring}
 Quoting: CelestialMaiden

And you wouldn't be bored out of your gourd watching this happen? Wow, you must really have a simple mind?
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no....I would be feeding and caring for my horse and two dogs at the same time.....pphtt
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Re: "You positively will not die" Satan's theory of immortality deceived Eve and millions more. Why such gullibility?
Amazing all the idiots on GLP who think the devil is the good guy


Sometimes u just can't fix stupid!

Hope u devil losers come to Jesus before you die!

After that u burn with the biggest loser of all time

The devil
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And how old are you, Timmy? cruise
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TRANSLATION: Being grown up means defending satan's reign of Terror and all the suffering... as long as it happens to someone else.
devil6
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Amazing all the idiots on GLP who think the devil is the good guy


Sometimes u just can't fix stupid!

Hope u devil losers come to Jesus before you die!

After that u burn with the biggest loser of all time

The devil
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And how old are you, Timmy? cruise
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31105542


TRANSLATION: Being grown up means defending satan's reign of Terror and all the suffering... as long as it happens to someone else.
devil6
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Re-translation: If what comes out of your mouth (pen or keyboard) soundls like something a 5 year old would say, then chances are you're either 5 or retarded...or you're a christian :-)
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Re: "You positively will not die" Satan's theory of immortality deceived Eve and millions more. Why such gullibility?
Amazing all the idiots on GLP who think the devil is the good guy


Sometimes u just can't fix stupid!

Hope u devil losers come to Jesus before you die!

After that u burn with the biggest loser of all time

The devil
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And how old are you, Timmy? cruise
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31105542


TRANSLATION: Being grown up means defending satan's reign of Terror and all the suffering... as long as it happens to someone else.
devil6
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Re-translation: If what comes out of your mouth (pen or keyboard) soundls like something a 5 year old would say, then chances are you're either 5 or retarded...or you're a christian :-)
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....which is why the devil's advocate is easy to spot in a crowd.... he believes Satan's direction to be free from conscience is the key to happiness...
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One worships whatever they think they're worshipping, not what you think.
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One worships whatever they think they're worshipping, not what you think.
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Uh.....
"Jesus said to her: “Believe me, woman, The hour is coming when neither in this mountain nor in Jerusalem will YOU people worship the Father. 22 YOU worship what YOU do not know; we worship what we know, because salvation originates with the Jews. 23 Nevertheless, the hour is coming, and it is now, when the true worshipers will worship the Father with spirit and truth, for, indeed, the Father is looking for suchlike ones to worship him. 24 God is a Spirit, and those worshiping him must worship with spirit and truth.” 25 The woman said to him: “I know that Mes·si′ah is coming, who is called Christ. Whenever that one arrives, he will declare all things to us openly.” 26 Jesus said to her: “I who am speaking to you am he.” Jo4:21
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Re: "You positively will not die" Satan's theory of immortality deceived Eve and millions more. Why such gullibility?
Amazing all the idiots on GLP who think the devil is the good guy


Sometimes u just can't fix stupid!

Hope u devil losers come to Jesus before you die!

After that u burn with the biggest loser of all time

The devil
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And you obnoxious annoying christians can't even back up your nonesense with simple logic! I've come to think that your "religion" was created by Satan himself to drive people away from the true God and you've done a great job so far!
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Re: "You positively will not die" Satan's theory of immortality deceived Eve and millions more. Why such gullibility?
One worships whatever they think they're worshipping, not what you think.
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Uh.....
"Jesus said to her: “Believe me, woman, The hour is coming when neither in this mountain nor in Jerusalem will YOU people worship the Father. 22 YOU worship what YOU do not know; we worship what we know, because salvation originates with the Jews. 23 Nevertheless, the hour is coming, and it is now, when the true worshipers will worship the Father with spirit and truth, for, indeed, the Father is looking for suchlike ones to worship him. 24 God is a Spirit, and those worshiping him must worship with spirit and truth.” 25 The woman said to him: “I know that Mes·si′ah is coming, who is called Christ. Whenever that one arrives, he will declare all things to us openly.” 26 Jesus said to her: “I who am speaking to you am he.” Jo4:21
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Yeah sure as if christians will know Who/what God is when he manisfest! God sound like somne insecure lunatic trheatening people to worship him only.
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Re: "You positively will not die" Satan's theory of immortality deceived Eve and millions more. Why such gullibility?
Amazing all the idiots on GLP who think the devil is the good guy


Sometimes u just can't fix stupid!

Hope u devil losers come to Jesus before you die!

After that u burn with the biggest loser of all time

The devil
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31058195


And you obnoxious annoying christians can't even back up your nonesense with simple logic! I've come to think that your "religion" was created by Satan himself to drive people away from the true God and you've done a great job so far!
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So is Satan your enemy or your hero?
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Re: "You positively will not die" Satan's theory of immortality deceived Eve and millions more. Why such gullibility?
One worships whatever they think they're worshipping, not what you think.
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Uh.....
"Jesus said to her: “Believe me, woman, The hour is coming when neither in this mountain nor in Jerusalem will YOU people worship the Father. 22 YOU worship what YOU do not know; we worship what we know, because salvation originates with the Jews. 23 Nevertheless, the hour is coming, and it is now, when the true worshipers will worship the Father with spirit and truth, for, indeed, the Father is looking for suchlike ones to worship him. 24 God is a Spirit, and those worshiping him must worship with spirit and truth.” 25 The woman said to him: “I know that Mes·si′ah is coming, who is called Christ. Whenever that one arrives, he will declare all things to us openly.” 26 Jesus said to her: “I who am speaking to you am he.” Jo4:21
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Yeah sure as if christians will know Who/what God is when he manisfest! God sound like somne insecure lunatic trheatening people to worship him only.
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God needs man? For what?
"Also, there will be signs in sun and moon and stars, and on the earth anguish of nations, not knowing the way out because of the roaring of the sea and [its] agitation, 26 while men become faint out of fear and expectation of the things coming upon the inhabited earth; for the powers of the heavens will be shaken. 27 And then they will see the Son of man coming in a cloud with power and great glory. 28 But as these things start to occur, raise yourselves erect and lift YOUR heads up, because YOUR deliverance is getting near.” Lk21:25
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blabla jehova satan who cares
wake up to reality
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blabla jehova satan who cares
wake up to reality
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This is reality, wake up if you can in time to escape it;
" While he was sitting upon the Mount of Olives, the disciples approached him privately, saying: “Tell us, When will these things be, and what will be the sign of your presence and of the conclusion of the system of things?”
4 And in answer Jesus said to them: “Look out that nobody misleads YOU; 5 for many will come on the basis of my name, saying, ‘I am the Christ,’ and will mislead many. 6 YOU are going to hear of wars and reports of wars; see that YOU are not terrified. For these things must take place, but the end is not yet.
7 “For nation will rise against nation and kingdom against kingdom, and there will be food shortages and earthquakes in one place after another. 8 All these things are a beginning of pangs of distress.
9 “Then people will deliver YOU up to tribulation and will kill YOU, and YOU will be objects of hatred by all the nations on account of my name. 10 Then, also, many will be stumbled and will betray one another and will hate one another. 11 And many false prophets will arise and mislead many; 12 and because of the increasing of lawlessness the love of the greater number will cool off. 13 But he that has endured to the end is the one that will be saved. 14 And this good news of the kingdom will be preached in all the inhabited earth for a witness to all the nations; and then the end will come.
.... for then there will be great tribulation such as has not occurred since the world’s beginning until now, no, nor will occur again. 22 In fact, unless those days were cut short, no flesh would be saved; but on account of the chosen ones those days will be cut short." Mt24:1
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Re: "You positively will not die" Satan's theory of immortality deceived Eve and millions more. Why such gullibility?
One worships whatever they think they're worshipping, not what you think.
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Uh.....
"Jesus said to her: “Believe me, woman, The hour is coming when neither in this mountain nor in Jerusalem will YOU people worship the Father. 22 YOU worship what YOU do not know; we worship what we know, because salvation originates with the Jews. 23 Nevertheless, the hour is coming, and it is now, when the true worshipers will worship the Father with spirit and truth, for, indeed, the Father is looking for suchlike ones to worship him. 24 God is a Spirit, and those worshiping him must worship with spirit and truth.” 25 The woman said to him: “I know that Mes·si′ah is coming, who is called Christ. Whenever that one arrives, he will declare all things to us openly.” 26 Jesus said to her: “I who am speaking to you am he.” Jo4:21
 Quoting: DGN


Yeah sure as if christians will know Who/what God is when he manisfest! God sound like somne insecure lunatic trheatening people to worship him only.
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Good description of Satan;
"Again the Devil took him along to an unusually high mountain, and showed him all the kingdoms of the world and their glory, 9 and he said to him: “All these things I will give you if you fall down and do an act of worship to me.” 10 Then Jesus said to him: “Go away, Satan! For it is written, ‘It is Jehovah your God you must worship, and it is to him alone you must render sacred service.’” 11 Then the Devil left him, and, look! angels came and began to minister to him." Mt4:8

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