"You positively will not die" Satan's theory of immortality deceived Eve and millions more. Why such gullibility?

I would never want to be happy all the time. How can you appreciate being happy if you are never sad. How can you have empathy for anyone if you are always happy? It would seem that we will be automated robots in the afterlife with no chance of being anything but happy.

Don't you ever crave a cold beer on a warm afternoon? How can you ever drink if you have no thirst. I think it is crazy to think about heaven and forever and the afterlife because no one really knows. And, to tell you the truth, the Bible doesn't really explain it very well.

I think that you are misinterpreting the phrase "forever" or "eternity." Imagine that I loved a certain musical artist and I got to take lessons from that artist. Imagine I learned to play the piano like a professional. Imagine that it took me 500,000 years to reach that point. Then imagine I learned to paint from Picasso himself. Imagine that took another 500,000 years. Then imagine I had a horse and a couple of dogs. I do love animals. But imagine having to feed and take care of them for 500,000 years.

Now...imagine forever. Would you not get bored with the music after a certain amount of time? I know I get bored of certain songs after I listen to them a few hundred times. Forever is FOREVER....billions upon billions and gazillions of years.

Imagine a butterfly that continuously flew around the world. Imagine that at only one point, its wings touched the ground and made a small indent in the dirt. Well, imagine that butterfly continuing to fly around the earth and each time its wings passed that point a little more ground was taken away, but just a teeny tiny bit. Now imagine that the butterfly flew around earth so many times that its wings made a hole the size of the Grand Canyon. Now, thinking of eternity, it has not even yet begun.

YOU would get bored. You know you would. You would want to rest. You would beg God to rest. But this is forever and ever. You can't escape. Think about it clearly. Do you really want to live forever or is this just something your church tells you that you should want?

I would personally LOVE to see a butterfly circle the earth enough times to have its wing make a crater the size of the Grand Canyon! THATS good stuff! That's EXACTLY the kind of stuff to keep life from being boring guess every one has their own interpretation of boring}

I would say boredom results from being enslaved to our futile 40 hour work week cycle with no hope and limited imaginations. Adam was created as a landscape engineer to expand Eden globally. It was after he stole from God's tree that he was expelled and became a plow pushing farmer.

Boredom results from living forever, end of story. If there is no end to you, then there will be boredom. Unless, like another poster mentioned, you get your memories deleted and keep being reincarnated into other surroundings. Then you wouldn't necessarily get bored. It would be like this life. We live and then we die. If we come back as someone else with no memories of our past lives, we would only be bored once in a while.

Quote: "Boredom results from living forever, end of story"
Can you cite some examples?

It gives some good hints but if if it's not for you what do you prefer?
" And they will certainly build houses and have occupancy; and they will certainly plant vineyards and eat [their] fruitage. 22 They will not build and someone else have occupancy; they will not plant and someone else do the eating. For like the days of a tree will the days of my people be; and the work of their own hands my chosen ones will use to the full. 23 They will not toil for nothing, nor will they bring to birth for disturbance; because they are the offspring made up of the blessed ones of Jehovah, and their descendants with them. 24 And it will actually occur that before they call out I myself shall answer; while they are yet speaking, I myself shall hear.
25 “The wolf and the lamb themselves will feed as one, and the lion will eat straw just like the bull; and as for the serpent, his food will be dust. They will do no harm nor cause any ruin in all my holy mountain,” Jehovah has said." Isa65:21

I would personally LOVE to see a butterfly circle the earth enough times to have its wing make a crater the size of the Grand Canyon! THATS good stuff! That's EXACTLY the kind of stuff to keep life from being boring guess every one has their own interpretation of boring}

Amazing all the idiots on GLP who think the devil is the good guy


Sometimes u just can't fix stupid!

Hope u devil losers come to Jesus before you die!

After that u burn with the biggest loser of all time

The devil

And how old are you, Timmy?

TRANSLATION: Being grown up means defending satan's reign of Terror and all the suffering... as long as it happens to someone else.

One worships whatever they think they're worshipping, not what you think.

Amazing all the idiots on GLP who think the devil is the good guy


Sometimes u just can't fix stupid!

Hope u devil losers come to Jesus before you die!

After that u burn with the biggest loser of all time

The devil

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"Jesus said to her: “Believe me, woman, The hour is coming when neither in this mountain nor in Jerusalem will YOU people worship the Father. 22 YOU worship what YOU do not know; we worship what we know, because salvation originates with the Jews. 23 Nevertheless, the hour is coming, and it is now, when the true worshipers will worship the Father with spirit and truth, for, indeed, the Father is looking for suchlike ones to worship him. 24 God is a Spirit, and those worshiping him must worship with spirit and truth.” 25 The woman said to him: “I know that Mes·si′ah is coming, who is called Christ. Whenever that one arrives, he will declare all things to us openly.” 26 Jesus said to her: “I who am speaking to you am he.” Jo4:21

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"Jesus said to her: “Believe me, woman, The hour is coming when neither in this mountain nor in Jerusalem will YOU people worship the Father. 22 YOU worship what YOU do not know; we worship what we know, because salvation originates with the Jews. 23 Nevertheless, the hour is coming, and it is now, when the true worshipers will worship the Father with spirit and truth, for, indeed, the Father is looking for suchlike ones to worship him. 24 God is a Spirit, and those worshiping him must worship with spirit and truth.” 25 The woman said to him: “I know that Mes·si′ah is coming, who is called Christ. Whenever that one arrives, he will declare all things to us openly.” 26 Jesus said to her: “I who am speaking to you am he.” Jo4:21